Not ANOTHER engagement >:( I'm screwed.

[bran987]

Literally every 3 weeks for a year I've gotten an email from my girlfriend about one of her friends getting engaged. She just forwards them on to me. This one was big though, the girl she was roomates with last year.

It's not just the engagement that puts me through hell, then you have to plan SHOWERS, and like, then you have a WEDDING, and every few months you all just screw me and remind my girlfriend she's the only person she knows who isn't married.

Think of me people, please. Keep this shit to yourself.

 

[KillahBee]

Awesome

 

[EnderJE]

Literally every 3 weeks for a year I've gotten an email from my girlfriend about one of her friends getting engaged. She just forwards them on to me. This one was big though, the girl she was roomates with last year.

It's not just the engagement that puts me through hell, then you have to plan SHOWERS, and like, then you have a WEDDING, and every few months you all just screw me and remind my girlfriend she's the only person she knows who isn't married.

Think of me people, please. Keep this shit to yourself.

Send her here. The people here will scare her out of marriage. Or away from you, either way, you win!

Unless she does anal, is hawt, and rich. Then you lose.

 

[awittyusername]

Been there bro.

I never realized how much pressure is on women to marry and breed. She looks at it like a driven guy like yourself would if all your friends were educated, with great careers, rich, lots of gfs, etc...and you were working at Burger King. You would feel like a failure, and do whatever you could to succeed.

She is under pressure!!! Sorry bro.

 

[SoreArms]

what would Jack Welch Do?

 

[tiger88]

post some pics of your ole lady

dont be a wuss either

 

[gonelifting]

what would Jack Welch Do?

lmfao!!!! Awesome!

 

[Scotsman]

Literally every 3 weeks for a year I've gotten an email from my girlfriend about one of her friends getting engaged. She just forwards them on to me. This one was big though, the girl she was roomates with last year.

It's not just the engagement that puts me through hell, then you have to plan SHOWERS, and like, then you have a WEDDING, and every few months you all just screw me and remind my girlfriend she's the only person she knows who isn't married.

Think of me people, please. Keep this shit to yourself.

Another conspiracy brought to you by women and their evil secret network.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Cutiebaby]

its a hint to you......be smart just send them back to her telling her you wish the couple the best of luck......and that you think some people marry to young or some obvious hint that you are not into marraige

 

[Chambewy20]

Tell her to wait 6 months and let her friends confide in her what a mistake it was...

"He farts in his sleep, leaves the toilet seat up, puts the toilet roll so it rolls over top instead of underneath... oh the horror!!!"

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Literally every 3 weeks for a year I've gotten an email from my girlfriend about one of her friends getting engaged. She just forwards them on to me. This one was big though, the girl she was roomates with last year.

It's not just the engagement that puts me through hell, then you have to plan SHOWERS, and like, then you have a WEDDING, and every few months you all just screw me and remind my girlfriend she's the only person she knows who isn't married.

Think of me people, please. Keep this shit to yourself.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

if your GF is pressuring you that hard to get married RUN.

RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN.