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Nordstrom I don't know what your problem is orb...

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... but I'm tired of you projecting your homoerotic fantasies on me. Stop accusing me of being gay. You need to stop dressing up like Hitler in your avatar too. Hitler killed millions of innocetn people. That isn't funny. You are a gay homosexual. Come to terms with it, get over it, and stop projecting your feelings onto me.
 
feelings? Since when have i gotten off on men who are so fucking insecure they have to post pictures of themselves on the internet?

I dont have a problem. I am just fucking with you, i do it with tons of people. Lighten up 'orb'.
 
Look, rob, if I were insecure I wouldn't be posting pictures of my penis. I'm secure enough in my manhood to do that. Clearly anyone who feels the need to insult others and accuse tehm of being gay just because they are open about their sexuality is insecure.
 
Why don't you post some pics so we can see what you look like? I bet you do not look as good as me, and your penis is half the size of mine.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Look, rob, if I were insecure I wouldn't be posting pictures of my penis. I'm secure enough in my manhood to do that. Clearly anyone who feels the need to insult others and accuse tehm of being gay just because they are open about their sexuality is insecure.
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Yeah i guess. Maybe insecure isn't the word for it. Maybe attention whore is a better word for it. WTF is your problem? I fuck around on EF all the time with all the posters. WHy are you so uptight about being called gay?

How many straight men feel the need to post their dicks on a board that is 90% male.

And i don't insult you because you are gay. I used to insult you for that but if you are going to act this way im going to start insulting you for being a whiny pussy.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Why don't you post some pics so we can see what you look like? I bet you do not look as good as me, and your penis is half the size of mine.
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Im not the one who is constantly begging people to look at him, why should i post pics?

I'll give you a hint - fat and plain looking.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Why don't you post some pics so we can see what you look like? I bet you do not look as good as me, and your penis is half the size of mine.
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sounds like a fonz statement.


Dude, you can't see it, can you? He is calling you out 'cause you say gay shit like that..."I look better than you!!" Wtf is that shit...come on bro, a real playa doesn't have to tell people that he is a playa, they know.
 
My great aunt on my mother's side was Jewish and she died in the Holocaust. I don't fidn that shit to be funny at all. My father's family (they weren't jewish) had to flee Czechloslovakia to escape Hitler's crazy regime. Your avatar is not funny or amusing in the slightest, asswipe.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
My great aunt on my mother's side was Jewish and she died in the Holocaust. I don't fidn that shit to be funny at all. My father's family (they weren't jewish) had to flee Czechloslovakia to escape Hitler's crazy regime. Your avatar is not funny or amusing in the slightest, asswipe.
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"Asswipe"? Normally i would take it down but you're starting to be a total dick about all this. Are you on clomid (seriously). If you dont like my fucking avatar do what your girlfriends do an ignore something you find offensive. Seems to work for them does it not?
 
At least I've had a girlfriend. When is the last time you'e gotten laid, Needsome?
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
At least I've had a girlfriend. When is the last time you'e gotten laid, Needsome?
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I dont think your mom counts because she passed out on vodka and xanax. I guess it is true, you seek out girls who remind you of your mom. Now why don't you go be a good boy and bitch about how you can't find a good woman because you keep dating 22 year old college students with great bodies. Dumb fuck.
 
tiger88 said:
hey fags any of u need a lap dance?


need to practice
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If/when you come to bloomington your chubby face girlfriend can give me a lap dance. She has to pay me for it though.
 
I guess you seek out chicks who remind you of your mom also... you said you dig fat chicks in one thread. Anywho, when I finished fucking your mom the other night, I rolled over twice and I was still on top of the bitch. Seriously, you need to hire me to write her a diet.
 
lollercoaster.gif
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
I guess you seek out chicks who remind you of your mom also... you said you dig fat chicks in one thread. Anywho, when I finished fucking your mom the other night, I rolled over twice and I was still on top of the bitch. Seriously, you need to hire me to write her a diet.
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My mom doesn't date pussy boys who walk around in pink panties talking about how women don't want to love them back.
 
nordstrom said:
If/when you come to bloomington your chubby face girlfriend can give me a lap dance. She has to pay me for it though.
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just the way she smiles..

post up what u fucking these days?
 
Needsome, please like you could even get some of that (tiger's gf). SO, when was the last time you actually got some? How much did she weigh? Wait, you said you weigh 258... and your hand is part of you. Nevermind, I already have the answer.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Needsome, please like you could even get some of that (tiger's gf). SO, when was the last time you actually got some? How much did she weigh? Wait, you said you weigh 258... and your hand is part of you. Nevermind, I already have the answer.
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I am a virgin and probably will be until i'm pushing 30. I feel no need to lie about it. Yeah i have alot less experience with women than 99% of the population. Who doesn't have aspects of themselves they want to change? Only difference is instead of bitching about my situation on a chat board because i'm a dumb fuck who makes bad decisions like some people i am trying to fix it.
 
Time for a bicep pic to see who is cooler


bbf emailed me and said that his penis pic was really his roomates...he stole someone else's dick, wtf?
 
No way, orb, that is my dick. I don't have a roomate.

Needsome, yeah, you are going to be a 30 year old virgin... does it make you feel better about yoruself to insult me? If I can help raise the self esteem of someone as sad as you.. then I've done my good deed for the day. Carry on.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
No way, orb, that is my dick. I don't have a roomate.

Needsome, yeah, you are going to be a 30 year old virgin... does it make you feel better about yoruself to insult me? If I can help raise the self esteem of someone as sad as you.. then I've done my good deed for the day. Carry on.
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Quit trying to belittle him.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Needsome, yeah, you are going to be a 30 year old virgin... does it make you feel better about yoruself to insult me? If I can help raise the self esteem of someone as sad as you.. then I've done my good deed for the day. Carry on.
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Nah. im not a sex addict with screwed up priorities. I don't mind not having sex.

I get no benefit from insulting you, i do it because its fun. Then you started being a bitch about it now im doing it because you need to grow up.
 
Well, I'm glad you done mind not having sex, Needsome, because you don't seem to get much. In any event, you are the one posting on random threads that I'm gay, and then timing how long it takes me to find it. That sounds like a mature person who has his priorities straight.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Well, I'm glad you done mind not having sex, Needsome, because you don't seem to get much. In any event, you are the one posting on random threads that I'm gay, and then timing how long it takes me to find it. That sounds like a mature person who has his priorities straight.
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Are you gay?
 
beastboy, of course not. 'm a sexually open person with nothing to hide. I don't personally think there is anything wrong with being gay, and if I were gay I would just say so. These accusations are silly. Come on people, grow up.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
beastboy, of course not. 'm a sexually open person with nothing to hide. I don't personally think there is anything wrong with being gay, and if I were gay I would just say so. These accusations are silly. Come on people, grow up.
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You make this too easy.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
beastboy, of course not. 'm a sexually open person with nothing to hide. I don't personally think there is anything wrong with being gay, and if I were gay I would just say so. These accusations are silly. Come on people, grow up.
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Then why are you getting so upset?
 
beastboy, I'm not upset. I'm just pointing out how immature it is.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
beastboy, I'm not upset. I'm just pointing out how immature it is.
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You know what? Fuck you. Fuck your idiot dead aunt, fuck your family, fuck your pathetic 'love life', just fuck you all around.
 
Needsome, ok that is going too far. Alot of people were murdered by Hitler and you need to take your avatar down. Its not funny at all.

And at least I have a love life, even if it is far from perfect.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Needsome, ok that is going too far. Alot of people were murdered by Hitler and you need to take your avatar down. Its not funny at all.

And at least I have a love life, even if it is far from perfect.
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Yeah Nordstrom....You poopy-head!


Ranger
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Needsome, ok that is going too far. Alot of people were murdered by Hitler and you need to take your avatar down. Its not funny at all.

And at least I have a love life, even if it is far from perfect.
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So? Alot of people are murdered by cholesterol and you don't ask people to tear down McDonalds do you?

I guess if you consider getting used up by stupid women because you aren't competent enough to form a basic human relationship with a mature woman to be a 'love life' then yes you do have a love life. And oh boy do i envy it. I wish i could get used up by psycho women. But alas, i cannot. Live and let die i always say.
 
Actually, I do as a matter of fact. Since steroids and ephedra are outlawed for being "dangerous to your health" I think McDonalds should be a felony to possess.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
What's up Ranger. Long time no see.
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Just finished another hydro-hit, and enjoying the show, while chowing down on cabbage, red taters, and keilbasa(sp)....Heh heh heh....Don't ask, it's a stoner thang....<wink>


Ranger
 
I think its pretty fucked up though that you are that insensitive to the plight of those who died during the Holocaust. You need to sit down and watch Schindler's List.
 
Yeah, I have it too Ranger. Good movie ::ignores Needsome::

Anywho I understand the stoner thing. My best friend and his finace smoke.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Yeah, I have it too Ranger. Good movie ::ignores Needsome::

Anywho I understand the stoner thing. My best friend and his finace smoke.
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Hey thats great. Do you sit in the corner eating tuna and olive oil and watching what its like to have a normal, healthy relationship when they do?
 
The Ranger said:
I'm glad I stayed in and smoked two bowls....Please, continue......

Great shit guys....


Ranger
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You just said how I feel.

I was suppose to go out tonight and even with a girl, but I choose to stay in and get high instead. lol.
 
Do they wear pink panties....heh heh heh

J/K dude, just trying to lighten the mood, and spread the love...In a purely heterosexual sorta way...<evil grin>


Ranger
 
No, Ranger they are freaks. Needsome, they hardly have a normal relationship. I had a 4 way with them on one of her bi-girlfriends, but only did thigns with the girls because I'm not gay.
 
alien amp pharm said:
You just said how I feel.

I was suppose to go out tonight and even with a girl, but I choose to stay in and get high instead. lol.
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"I was supposed to go on a date with a hot chick, but I got high"

Sing along, follow the bouncing arrow....Oop's, that's my thingy on the puter....

Carry on guys, BBF, it's your turn to be mean.


Ranger
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
No, Ranger they are freaks. Needsome, they hardly have a normal relationship. I had a 4 way with them on one of her bi-girlfriends, but only did thigns with the girls because I'm not gay.
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Alright, round three is over, no more mean talk...

Now, lets start off with this story like this right here....

"I'm an average guy, and I never thought this would happen to me....But the other night....."

Take it from here BBF

Ranger
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Needsome, they hardly have a normal relationship. I had a 4 way with them on one of her bi-girlfriends, but only did thigns with the girls because I'm not gay.
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Too bad. YOu do sort of have an enviable sex life. All this three way sex and stuff. But you can get that from a prostitute. YOu can't buy love and companionship from a prostitute dick. Too bad huh? The only things you have are the same things everyone with a few hundred dollar bills can get. You must feel proud, like someone who gets an A by cheating. What you have anyone can have. But what everyone has (love) you can never have. Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad. Poor bisexual baby.
 
nordstrom said:
Too bad. YOu do sort of have an enviable sex life. All this three way sex and stuff. But you can get that from a prostitute. YOu can't buy love and companionship from a prostitute dick. Too bad huh? The only things you have are the same things everyone with a few hundred dollar bills can get. You must feel proud, like someone who gets an A by cheating. What you have anyone can have. But what everyone has (love) you can never have. Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad. Poor bisexual baby.
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*Hey Mike, round three was over and Nordstrom took a cheap shot, that'll be at least a two point deduction*....<In best Larry Merchant voice>


Ranger
 
Do you really want to hear about the four-way? LoL I don't know if I can type that out and make it sound cool. Especially sicne I felt bad about fucking my best friend's girl in front of him and having her suck my load out of some other chick. Seriously, orb, I felt guilty the next day. I even called him and talked to him about. "Man, I jsut don't want this to ruin our friendship." He was cool with it though.
 
alien amp pharm said:
You just said how I feel.

I was suppose to go out tonight and even with a girl, but I choose to stay in and get high instead. lol.
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I was supposed to go out tonight too, but after I got blazed, it didn't seem as important...fyi I got some goooood 'herb.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Do you really want to hear about the three-way? LoL I don't know if I can type that out and make it sound cool.
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Want to make it sound cool? Add in some grunts, pistol whipping, a few of Goneliftings recipe for Cumcubes, some LOL's and her social security number.
 
The Ranger said:
"I'm an average guy, and I never thought this would happen to me....But the other night....."
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I got my dick sucked by a faggot in pink panties who can't get women to take him seriously.

Sincerely,
Truth and Logic

The End.
 
Nordstrom, here's what ya do:

Everytime old BBF gives ya shit about the last time you had pussy, was when pussy had you....

Just stand up, click your heels together three times and say the following:

"I wish I had a lawn mower blade"


"I wish I had a lawn mower blade"


"I wish I had a lawn mower blade"

<In best sling blade voice of course>

Heh heh heh


Ranger
 
nordstrom said:
I got my dick sucked by a faggot in pink panties who can't get women to take him seriously.

Sincerely,
Truth and Logic

The End.
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So you admit that you let other men suck you off? But I'm gay for sleeping with women and wearing red undies? Uh huh....
 
I do wish i had a lawnmower blade. Or at least an axe handle in my hand and him tied to a chair with a bullseye painted on his smug face.
 
Gambino said:
I was supposed to go out tonight too, but after I got blazed, it didn't seem as important...fyi I got some goooood 'herb.
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Mines more gooder than yers is.....Heh heh heh

<Ranger sticks tongue out>


Ranger
 
nordstrom said:
I do wish i had a lawnmower blade. Or at least an axe handle in my hand and him tied to a chair with a bullseye painted on his smug face.
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OK, but BBF gets the chainsaw.


Ranger
 
first of all: tiger is that you in your av?

second of all: what's the problem boys? bottom line my gaydar is VERY high because of the university i attend and i can say in all honesty neither of you are gay....but this thread is :)

now kiss and make up.....wait....that sounded gay didn't it.....damnit

but seriously....i think bbf puts that av up to get a rise out of the guys, he's obviously comfortable w/himself and the ladies and nord is being nord and giving bbf shit cuz that's what we all do on ef....

so in reality, everything is as it should be and we should go back to posting on gonelifting's sperm ice cub thread....thanks
 
tripleblonde said:
first of all: tiger is that you in your av?

second of all: what's the problem boys? bottom line my gaydar is VERY high because of the university i attend and i can say in all honesty neither of you are gay....but this thread is :)

now kiss and make up.....wait....that sounded gay didn't it.....damnit

but seriously....i think bbf puts that av up to get a rise out of the guys, he's obviously comfortable w/himself and the ladies and nord is being nord and giving bbf shit cuz that's what we all do on ef....

so in reality, everything is as it should be and we should go back to posting on gonelifting's sperm ice cub thread....thanks
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Don't tell them that, they'll be nice to each other dammit....and I'm only two hours into a four hour buzz....heh heh heh...J/K Buttercup.


Ranger
 
Wait a minute, tb if you are posting on a thread abotu sperm ice cubes I'm there. LoL Ok, if Nordy will chill out and admit that I am not gay, I'll make amends, but I'm not kissing him.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Wait a minute, tb if you are posting on a thread abotu sperm ice cubes I'm there. LoL Ok, if Nordy will chill out and admit that I am not gay, I'll make amends, but I'm not kissing him.
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Hmm. I guess i can admit you aren't gay. But im not kissing you either unless i get some powdered test for it.
 
nordstrom said:
Hmm. I guess i can admit you aren't gay. But im not kissing you either unless i get some powdered test for it.
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Damn you! <Ranger shakes fist in the air>


Heh heh he...Nice job guys, now back to spermsickles.


Ranger
 
tripleblonde said:
sorry ranger :)

and yeah....everybody to the sperm cube thread stat!
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You see!!

You see!!

Now I know why I hate being a Bouncer.....All it takes is one damn woman to fuck up a perfectly good fight!


Heh heh heh....Nite....Nite.


Ranger
 
Gambino said:
I was supposed to go out tonight too, but after I got blazed, it didn't seem as important...fyi I got some goooood 'herb.
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cool, I'ma twisting up one right now, so lets all get baked, down load "cos I got high" and ponder wether bbf is gay and if nordi should take down his retrovar
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Needsome, ok that is going too far. Alot of people were murdered by Hitler and you need to take your avatar down. Its not funny at all.

And at least I have a love life, even if it is far from perfect.
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dude, go put some pants on and STFU!! Jesus fucking christ, I've had girlfriends that bitched and whined less than you.

And take your avatart down...it's not funny at all.
 
Gambino said:
come on bro, a real playa doesn't have to tell people that he is a playa, they know.
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EXACTLY!

That says it all. The more you talk about yourself the less impressive you are. You come off very insecure that way too. BBF obviously has a good body and that should be good enough to get him laid without all the "Look at my cock pics" bullshit. It's sad.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
I guess you seek out chicks who remind you of your mom also... you said you dig fat chicks in one thread. Anywho, when I finished fucking your mom the other night, I rolled over twice and I was still on top of the bitch. Seriously, you need to hire me to write her a diet.
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:-O
 
Glad to see everyone enjoyed the thread. Thank you... thank you... Nordy take a bow also.
 
ummmm... what's an "orb''?? :insane:
 
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