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Once when he was in the 3rd grade, the teacher brought a bunny to class. As soon as Noodles caught a glimpse of it, he jumped out of his seat ran toward the bunny and gave it a flying kick. "Oh my god, Noodles! Why did you do that?" cried the teacher. "Because I don't like bunnies" noodles replied with an angry smirk. He refused to eat carrots. When he was 10, his little league team was playing for the championship, someone gave him a "lucky" rabbits foot but Noodles refused to take it. He struck out 3 times, and made an error that cost them the game. He later fell and broke his arm while riding his bike home from the game, but he prefered bad luck to a goddam bunny's foot.
It all started when Noodles was 6. He was with his mother at the mall, it must have been near Easter because there was a giant bunny stationed in the middle of a quiosque, surrounded by Easter-esque decorations and had a long line of frumpy mothers and wriggly kids waiting to have their picture taken with him. His mother thought it'd be "cute" to have a picture of Noodles sitting on the bunny's lap, so they got in line. When they finally got to the giant bunny, Noodles mother sent him up the platform, by himself. Poor Noodles was so terrified at the sight of the giant bunny that he began to cry and then peed in his pants. "Flash," the picture was taken. The picture had forever captured Noodle's most terrifying and embarrasing moment. A terrified, teary eyed young Noodles, mouth open as if he were screaming with a big wet stain on the front of his pants. That picture hung in the living wall until Noodles was 14 when the frame was needed for a picture of his brother, Crackers, sitting on top of the wiener mobile.
It all started when Noodles was 6. He was with his mother at the mall, it must have been near Easter because there was a giant bunny stationed in the middle of a quiosque, surrounded by Easter-esque decorations and had a long line of frumpy mothers and wriggly kids waiting to have their picture taken with him. His mother thought it'd be "cute" to have a picture of Noodles sitting on the bunny's lap, so they got in line. When they finally got to the giant bunny, Noodles mother sent him up the platform, by himself. Poor Noodles was so terrified at the sight of the giant bunny that he began to cry and then peed in his pants. "Flash," the picture was taken. The picture had forever captured Noodle's most terrifying and embarrasing moment. A terrified, teary eyed young Noodles, mouth open as if he were screaming with a big wet stain on the front of his pants. That picture hung in the living wall until Noodles was 14 when the frame was needed for a picture of his brother, Crackers, sitting on top of the wiener mobile.
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