the boss called and I dont work tonight,so please entertain me,tell me a tale,a joke,anything,Ive got a long night of no sleep ahead of me,so lets get started.
I could go out to a pub night here,but pay day isnt till next week and all my buddies have already headed out soooo Ill likely sit around and do dick all.
when i was like 17, i swear to god i cut off Hacksaw Jim Duggan. he was driving a late 70's metallic green station wagon and hand to god there was a 2x4 in the seat next to him. he was mega pissed at me and tailgated me for like 5 miles.