No more monkey's jumping on the bed....

[pitbullstl]

Come on......I know someone on here has to know how this little ditty goes......."Mom came in and what did she see.....blah blah blab" .....I can't remember the rest, and I am about to get owned by my 5 year old........someone help a brother out.....

 

[jnuts]

Mother called the doctor and the doctor and the doctor said - no more monkeys jumping on the bed.

 

[jnuts]

(repeat 10,000 times)

 

[pitbullstl]

(repeat 10,000 times)

No problem there.......she'll be singing it until she falls asleep.....I mean what kind of sadist has an indoor soccer league for 5 year olds, with games at 8 and 9 at night.... .......It's like she just drank a case of Red Bull......


How the hell does the rest of it go????

 

[jnuts]

How the hell does the rest of it go????

Long live Google:

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Four little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped her head.
Papa called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Three little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Two little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped her head.
Papa called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

One little monkey jumping on the bed,
He fell off and bumped his head.
Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
"Put those monkeys straight to bed!"

 

[Dial_tone]

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
Momma called the doctor. The doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

So four little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
Momma called the doctor. The doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

So three little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
Momma called the doctor. The doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

So two little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
Momma called the doctor. The doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

So one little monkey jumping on the bed.
He fell off and bumped his head.
Momma called the doctor. The doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Five little monkeys, see them sleeping.
Into the bedroom Momma comes creeping
tip-toe so no soul can see.
Then Momma . . .
jumps on the bed and she yells out, "Whee!"

http://www.poetryalive.com/publicdomain0203A.html

 

[big_bad_buff]

(bad to the bone chorus)
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING........AND WHAT DID I SEE?........A BALD HEADED BLACK WOMEN...LYING NEXT TO ME

 

[pitbullstl]

Long live Google:

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Four little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped her head.
Papa called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Three little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Two little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped her head.
Papa called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

One little monkey jumping on the bed,
He fell off and bumped his head.
Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
"Put those monkeys straight to bed!"

You guys Rock!!!

 

[tiger88]

go jump on his bed with him


make sure the ceiling isnt too low or ur pull a tiger and have a huge ass cut on ur head for a few weeks

 

[pitbullstl]

go jump on his bed with him


make sure the ceiling isnt too low or ur pull a tiger and have a huge ass cut on ur head for a few weeks

HER name is Riley.........and I was in there with her for about twenty minutes doing just that, until my wife busted my ass...

 

[tiger88]

HER name is Riley.........and I was in there with her for about twenty minutes doing just that, until my wife busted my ass...

LOL


the best is when 2 beds are close enough to each other and jump from one bed to the next


or drag a couch in there and u got a 3 way connection of fun

 

[Becoming]

go jump on his bed with him


make sure the ceiling isnt too low or ur pull a tiger and have a huge ass cut on ur head for a few weeks

Ha ha- I did the same thing bor- knocked myself on my ass and got a concussion but not knocked out