Newbie Here, please welcome me

[havoc]

Hey, I've been lurking for a while and finally decided to register. I cant wait to become part of the elite family, especially with so much intelligence and wit on this board. Well, guess thats my intro.
My first question is: What does bump mean?

Thanks!

 

[BigBazooka]

You crack me up havoc!!! LOL!

 

[BigBazooka]

Oh, what i meant was welcome to the board! Be sure to use the search button. I used it just yesterday to find my keyboard. Useful thing, that is!

 

[pauly]

Read this http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=56063

 

[havoc]

Thanks fellas!

 

[Bikini Mod]

Come over here BABY and I will SHOW you what a "BUMP" IS!

 

[havoc]

Hey BMom, whats going on? Havent talked in a bit, if you get a chance email a honky at [email protected], we'll play catch up. peace

 

[Bikini Mod]

Got a crazy day ahead (just like the ones behind me - LOL!)

Thanks for asking, brotha....I do have some stuff on my mind that perhaps you could help me out with. I'll email ya later.

 

[pauly]

Thanks fellas!

No need to make us jealous with pics of your GF. That's low.

 

[havoc]

This is my new gal.

Alf was just trying to take the bitch away.

 

[Milhouse]

Welcome bro...if a bro can help bro a bro out let a bro know what your bro.

Kinda like the smurfs here cept the word bro is used in place of smurf.

I hear that if you go ask "what is clambutteroil?" in the anabolic section they will welcome you with open arms.

 

[WODIN]

She's hot is that her unicorn? Welcome to the board. I bet I can tell where that horn has been!?

 

[vixenbabe]

Show us your fuzzy "nads".....

 

[havoc]

Wow, what a hearty welcome.
Wodin, I love your stuff, how was your Geritol shake this morning?
Vixenbabe- I have all of your porn, your a fucking porn queen.

 

[havoc]

I locked it for all the left reasons. peace

 

[Rotten]

It can't be the same guy, the other Havoc is a Micheal Bolton lookalike and spends his day making candles shaped like butterflys.

 

[havoc]

Thats exactly what I needed Rotten.

 

[supersizeme]

Look sorry to disappoint but this is not a gay board where we discuss what color curtains go well with our couches. we like to pump iron and not ass here so if you could just move along to, i dunno how about www.boytoy.com or something where you might have a bit more to contribute. no offence nancy boy, it's just that you're going to get dwarfed like 24/7 here.

 

[havoc]

Superguywantedinsideme- how you know that addy is beyond me,now I could spill your two fuckin ounces of gray matter through the coke bottle sized hole I'm going to fuck into the back of your head onto your pikachu themed I-Mac's keyboard but I'll wait for today, you have always reminded me of God, thats if God wore high heels and listened to show tunes. peace