New Years Resolutions:

[gorilla_boy]

-No more alcohol. Zero, zilch, nada, nill.

-No more occasional cigarettes.

-Cleaner diet.

-Cardio every day.

-Find a meaningful relationship.

-Increase my sales by 25%.

How about you?

 

[HappyScrappy]

-stop whacking off at work in my cube

-buy soap and deoderant - next year shampoo

-shower

-"no more feltching"

-do something about the herpes

-hungry hungry hippos

 

[wyst]

No more felching?!

Awwwww

 

[gorilla_boy]

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-"no more feltching"

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So what are you going to replace it with? I'm sure it'll leave quite a void...

 

[HappyScrappy]

yup, dropping the feltching, and devoting myself to jesus.

don't fuck with the jesus

 

[gorilla_boy]

Save me Jebus!

 

[Allen The Kid]

-Grow Weed
-Smoke more weed
-take acid/LSD
-STOP BEING SO FUCKING LAZY!!!
-drink beer everyday
-work out
-lose 15 pounds of pure fat
-get 100 pounds of pure muscle
-get the girl of my dreams.. my life... the most preciouse person in the world off of drugs ... if u guys rememebr.. i posted a thread long time ago asking for help about that situation... well its still a little messed up.. thats why i started doing drugs too...

 

[the nature boy]

Masterbate at least twice a day

Lie more often

buy a rubber chicken

increased plundering and pillaging

become a pirate

buy a jetpack

be a better son

unleash my army of robot monkeys on the world, making you all PAY!!! PAY I TELL YOU!!!!! <Shakes fist>

 

[Benzi]

New Year resolutions:
1 - maintain dean's list status during pledging
2 - add 15 lbs by next year
3 - still be going out with the girl i love
4 - start breaking even with kegers (it gets damn expensive!)