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I found this last night...what do you think? 
B True
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Vote for Earl Pitts, Uhmerikun;
Defender of the Red, White, & Blue and everything Uhmerikun!
A possum in every pot? A truck in every garage? A case of beer in every refrigerator? Who knows!
Join the "White Trash" Party and climb on our platform, if you ain't too stumbling drunk! Let me know what you stand for.
This country needs a redneck up there in the Big House. Oh yeah - You put a redneck in the White House...Things are gonna change. Earl Pitts gets elected, Pork BBQ in every pot, 2 washin' machines on every porch, a gun rack in every truck, Free Pay Per View wrasslin' on every TV. By the way, a woman touchin' the TV remote control - punishable by death!
Earl Pitts get elected...An' the national holidays is Christmas, Thanksgivin'...the Daytona 500...an' the day the Swimsuit Edition comes out. You know that big plane they got - Air Force One? Earl Pitts gets elected...Bass Boat One!
An' people wanna know how Earl Pitts would work that Supreme Court. They wanna know...would you pick a pro-lifer or a pro-choicer; People, Earl Pitts is gonna pick a Pro Bowler! All they wanna know about Supreme Court justices now is are they liberal or conservative, have they smoked pot, or told dirty jokes...All I wanna know is...Can they pick up a spare in the beer frame?
Now, let me say somethin' 'bout my opponents. Nuther words...Lemme lay out the straight skinny on these pencil neck, money-grubbin', scum-suckin', baby-kissin', yellow-bellied, dog-squinch-fer-brains, nit-wits they call candidates.
These back slappin' weasels runnin' fer president will tell you anything to get elected. If you was a cow...they'd tell you they was vegitarians, if you was a dog, they'd say they was another dog's butt, if you was gay, they'd say bend over! Bullcrap people! That ain't Earl Pitts. I'm the only man with the guts...an' the hangy down things...to tell it like it is.
Number one...Earl Pitts is gonna straighten out that military mess. You know what they wanna do now - They wanna put women sailors in the submarines. You can't put women in a giant tin can with 200 red blooded American fightin' men. They all time time's naggin' you to fix that pingin' noise. Well I Say...Over my dead body! When Earl Pitts is president...The only women on submarines is the way God intended, naked ones in the pictures stuck to the walls. An' I'm sorry to say this...But three days every month...That's way too close to nuclear warheads.
When Earl Pitts is president...Richard Petty's gonna be on Mt. Rushmore. Fidel Castro is gonna be a big cigar-chompin' stain on some street in Havana. The only thing left of Sadaam Hussein is gonna be a bloody beret with bits a brain stuck in it. Janet Reno's gonna be a caddy in the LPGA. Hilary's gonna be goin' to beauty school. An' people...Bill Clinton's gonna be breakin' rocks in the federal pen!!!!!
B True
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Vote for Earl Pitts, Uhmerikun;
Defender of the Red, White, & Blue and everything Uhmerikun!
A possum in every pot? A truck in every garage? A case of beer in every refrigerator? Who knows!
Join the "White Trash" Party and climb on our platform, if you ain't too stumbling drunk! Let me know what you stand for.
This country needs a redneck up there in the Big House. Oh yeah - You put a redneck in the White House...Things are gonna change. Earl Pitts gets elected, Pork BBQ in every pot, 2 washin' machines on every porch, a gun rack in every truck, Free Pay Per View wrasslin' on every TV. By the way, a woman touchin' the TV remote control - punishable by death!
Earl Pitts get elected...An' the national holidays is Christmas, Thanksgivin'...the Daytona 500...an' the day the Swimsuit Edition comes out. You know that big plane they got - Air Force One? Earl Pitts gets elected...Bass Boat One!
An' people wanna know how Earl Pitts would work that Supreme Court. They wanna know...would you pick a pro-lifer or a pro-choicer; People, Earl Pitts is gonna pick a Pro Bowler! All they wanna know about Supreme Court justices now is are they liberal or conservative, have they smoked pot, or told dirty jokes...All I wanna know is...Can they pick up a spare in the beer frame?
Now, let me say somethin' 'bout my opponents. Nuther words...Lemme lay out the straight skinny on these pencil neck, money-grubbin', scum-suckin', baby-kissin', yellow-bellied, dog-squinch-fer-brains, nit-wits they call candidates.
These back slappin' weasels runnin' fer president will tell you anything to get elected. If you was a cow...they'd tell you they was vegitarians, if you was a dog, they'd say they was another dog's butt, if you was gay, they'd say bend over! Bullcrap people! That ain't Earl Pitts. I'm the only man with the guts...an' the hangy down things...to tell it like it is.
Number one...Earl Pitts is gonna straighten out that military mess. You know what they wanna do now - They wanna put women sailors in the submarines. You can't put women in a giant tin can with 200 red blooded American fightin' men. They all time time's naggin' you to fix that pingin' noise. Well I Say...Over my dead body! When Earl Pitts is president...The only women on submarines is the way God intended, naked ones in the pictures stuck to the walls. An' I'm sorry to say this...But three days every month...That's way too close to nuclear warheads.
When Earl Pitts is president...Richard Petty's gonna be on Mt. Rushmore. Fidel Castro is gonna be a big cigar-chompin' stain on some street in Havana. The only thing left of Sadaam Hussein is gonna be a bloody beret with bits a brain stuck in it. Janet Reno's gonna be a caddy in the LPGA. Hilary's gonna be goin' to beauty school. An' people...Bill Clinton's gonna be breakin' rocks in the federal pen!!!!!
