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joshuasmith93

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Say these lines and you may get laid. "Pissing pants" "Swimming in it" "Thats a girl dog" Swimming in the universe and story books" " She is a girl dog if we don't mind" " She is when we told her she was" " Normal amout of angus mosquito"
 
jesus christ.. wish you had to be here for 5 years before you could make a thread
 
Forever in the universe for millions of time in the stands.

Due to extensive research done by scientists, diamond has
been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as
follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a
diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They
then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at
400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then
crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there
were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling
at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall
of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting
explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun,
saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that
was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour.
They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and
as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings,
and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun
400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive.
Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall
traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that
diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal
known to man.
 
due to extensive research done by scientists, diamond has
been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as
follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a
diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They
then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at
400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then
crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there
were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling
at iron car. Western new york was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall
of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting
explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun,
saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small washington suburb that
was hurtling towards mid-western prussia at 400 billion miles per hour.
They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and
as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings,
and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown new york. They spun
400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive.
Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall
traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that
diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal
known to man.
lies
 
When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say "Dufresne, party of two. Dufresne, party of two." And if no one answers they'll say their name again. "Dufresne, party of two, Dufresne, party of two." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name. "Bush, party of three." Yeah, what happened to the Dufresnes? No one seems to give a shit. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! You fuckers are selfish. The Dufresnes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry. That's a double whammy. Bush, search party of three, you can eat when you find the Dufresnes.
 
When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say "Dufresne, party of two. Dufresne, party of two." And if no one answers they'll say their name again. "Dufresne, party of two, Dufresne, party of two." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name. "Bush, party of three." Yeah, what happened to the Dufresnes? No one seems to give a shit. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! You fuckers are selfish. The Dufresnes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry. That's a double whammy. Bush, search party of three, you can eat when you find the Dufresnes.

Your mistaking the twirl of the lands.
 
Your mistaking the twirl of the lands.

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