New Muscletech quotes

[chillin408]

"Being hardcore doesn't include wasting time and money on inferior copycat products. YOU want results, so stick with CELL-Tech!"


" If you're used to choking down clumpy, foul-tasting protein shakes that don't deliver results, then NITRO-Tech's tasty, clump-free, easy-to-mix shakes will be a welcome change" (picture of Greg Kovacs with glasses on, drinking Nitro tech)

"NITRO-Tech provides me with the protein I need to take my physique to new peaks- take this 27 inch peak for example!"- Greg kovacs

"If you're serious about gaining lean mass and strength, give NITRO-Tech a try and find out what all the hype is about."

"A clinical study shows NITRO-Tech to be up to 2400% bettter than regular whey!"

"Regular whey is ineffective at promoting muscle and strength gainsp- NITRO-Tech is engineered to make up for these shortcomings."

"Lifting huge weights triggers muscle growth, but without NITR0-Tech your muscles may not get the protein they need for that extra growth." (picture of kovacs with at least 4 plates on each side doing smith machine shoulder presses)

"You don't want to grab attention on the beach because your fat-you want it because of your six-pack so use Hydroxycut!"

"I'm the biggest skeptic there is, But it only took one week on CELL-Tech and I was hooked! Give it a try. What do you have to lose?" (money)-Jeramy Freeman

my parenthesis

"Many bodybuilders have reported experiencing freaky vascularity and unbelievable strength and shredded mass gains from using CELL-Tech. Interested?"


this is all from this months flex, 3 different 6 page ads, theirs probably alot more better quotes in muscle mag

 

[bignate73]

"Being hardcore doesn't include wasting time and money on inferior copycat products. YOU want results, so stick with CELL-Tech!" ie. spend more money


" If you're used to choking down clumpy, foul-tasting protein shakes that don't deliver results, then NITRO-Tech's tasty, clump-free, easy-to-mix shakes will be a welcome change" (picture of Greg Kovacs with glasses on, drinking Nitro tech)nitro tech being different because it tastes good and doesnt deliver results. what a pleasant change(sarcasm). hehe

"NITRO-Tech provides me with the protein I need to take my physique to new peaks- take this 27 inch peak for example!"- Greg kovacs GH+Slin+Test+Deca+A-bombs+Dbol+NITROTECH?+CELLTECH?=Greg Kovacs?

"If you're serious about gaining lean mass and strength, give NITRO-Tech a try and find out what all the hype is about." find out there is only hype on super tuesdays when poor kids have to shell out money for stuff they dont need. LOL

"A clinical study shows NITRO-Tech to be up to 2400% bettter than regular whey!" really? wow, that must be superastronaut type food, why doesnt everyone eat have NITROTECH?

"Regular whey is ineffective at promoting muscle and strength gains- NITRO-Tech is engineered to make up for these shortcomings."ohhhh, i have been doing it all wrong, whew thank god for muscletech.

"Lifting huge weights triggers muscle growth, but without NITR0-Tech your muscles may not get the protein they need for that extra growth." (picture of kovacs with at least 4 plates on each side doing smith machine shoulder presses)

"You don't want to grab attention on the beach because your fat-you want it because of your six-pack so use Hydroxycut!" muscletech promotes drinking on the beach? anyone with a sixpack is popular!!!

"I'm the biggest skeptic there is, But it only took one week on CELL-Tech and I was hooked! Give it a try. What do you have to lose?" (money)-Jeramy Freemantranslated: One hour with the reps from muscletech and they said i could get endorsement royalties and a stack of cash. im all about that stack. sure cell tech works, so does anything else they sell. (whisper) like that guys?

my parenthesis

"Many bodybuilders have reported experiencing freaky vascularity and unbelievable strength and shredded mass gains from using CELL-Tech. Interested?"Vascularity??? since when?


this is all from this months flex, 3 different 6 page ads, theirs probably alot more better quotes in muscle mag

always fun to poke fun at the marketing. hehe.

 

[PlateheadJim]

Amaaaaaazing

And all this time I've been trying juice!! I think I'm going to flush all my gear down the toilet and walk, no run, to GNC!!!! I'm so damn excited I had to loseten my zipper!

 

[Big Pappa BB]

MuscleTech products

At my supplement store I actually try to steer people away from MuscleTech products. There are much better and cheaper products available.

 

[BSmooth]

A few more

"Anyhow, we'ere all the in same boat here - waiting with bated breath for the new NITRO-Tech bar to come out. Early 2001, gang, it's not that far away. And when the new NITRO-Tech bar does arrive, you better watch out!"

"When so many other companies are making a mint of scamming money from the pockets of unwary customers with inferior MuscleTech knock-off supplements, isn't it nice to know that a company like MuscleTech exists, and that they actually care about customer satisfaction?"

"Light years ahead of it's time, Hydroxcut was,is, and always will be the definition of thermogenic supplement achievement."

"NITRO-Tech is so powerful that it has effectively rendered regular whey protein obsolete."

"The average user in one clinical study of NITRO-Tech gained nearly nine pounds in lean mass while using NITRO-Tech, while the average user of whey protein actually lost body mass."

"If you spend even a small amount of money on a CELL-Tech knockoff, you might not gain any lean mass at all. Contrast that with the fact that some people gain ten pounds in their first week of CELL-Tech, and the answer is clear."

"If you're wrecking your physique and bank on roids, try NITRO-Tech and CELL-Tech for yourself."

"in 14 week I lost 30 pounds of fat and slapped on an additional 15 pounds of pure lean mass!"

"A clinical study is already underway at the MuscleTech Research Institute with preliminary results suggesting that NITRO-Tech bar users may be able to gain muscle mass and lose bodyfat at an extraordinary rate!"

 

[DoctorHERB]

I love it when my FLEX comes in the mail each month, but the first thing I always do is flip through the pages and tear out all the Muscletech "articles".

DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE!!!!

 

[TAURIUS]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


I love those ads too. Come on, when are they going to get a life and realize that consumers aren't supid morons.... IF you have to take out 20pages of ads in every f*ing mag. every month....then something is wrong.


I love the 27" bicep thing. No Synthol here!!!!

Can't wait to see what Kovacs looks like this weekend at the Toronto Invitational...that is if he is still competing!!!

 

[Testoman]

considering that muscletech has gross sales of 10 million $$$$ per month I beg to differ with your opinion that morons are far and few in between.

testoman

 

[FourPhaseMan]

They hype like crazy but isn't thier job to sell products? Apparently it's working because thier revenue is unreal. Plus hype or not thier stuff really seems to work on the whole even though I'm still to big of wimp to try Hydroxy because I've read way to many posts about thermo side effects. hehe

 

[BigDogg]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


I love those ads too. Come on, when are they going to get a life and realize that consumers aren't supid morons.... IF you have to take out 20pages of ads in every f*ing mag. every month....then something is wrong.

dude... u sure bout that?? customers come into my store all the time asking for that crap.. of course i show em better stuff, tho