New Member Introduction

[General G-Spot]

Attention, I was surfing the net looking for some women to give a G-spot origasm to and stumbled upon this site. I sense a lot of sexually repressed women are members here so my services will be needed. For all you men out there shivering at the thought of myself stealing away your internet girlfriends, be scared. Be very scared.

 

[HighIntensity]

may I be the first to welcome you...

 

[Night Fly]

 

[Bigsatan13]

Nice introduction Dick!

 

[General G-Spot]

Nice introduction Dick!

Sorry, my name is not richard.

nightfly, i have the two-finger curl down pat.

 

[Taps]

I like your style. Welcome aboard.

 

[HighIntensity]

"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk?...What's funny about it?...What the f--k is so funny about me? Tell me?...

 

[ssj-hawk]

good fella's? right!!

 

[General G-Spot]

I like your style. Welcome aboard.

I like my style too. Women like it even more. The say "General, you got more style then a male hairdresser." My reply is always the same, "Baby, male hairdressers dont have style, they always got the runs and can never seem to wash the glue off their faces."

 

[dballer]

WELCOME ABOARD BRO!!!!!

 

[General G-Spot]

thanks for the nice welcome people. i never expected it since i am inevitably going to fuck every women on this board.

 

[the People's Champ]

ummm, yeah... do do do you have my red stapler?

 

[General G-Spot]

ummm, yeah... do do do you have my red stapler?

no, but i do have your moms virginity.

 

[the People's Champ]

oooh, better get yerself checked then

 

[General G-Spot]

no need to get checked considering she was a virgin before me. she did have a lot of coldsores on her mouth though.

 

[the People's Champ]

need I repeat myself?

 

[toga22]

Welcome aboard, General!!

 

[General G-Spot]

just shut the fuck up and give me some good karma.

 

[the People's Champ]

I just love all of this spunky attitude pouring in.