new deep thoughts

[distanced]

think happy thoughts of harry bellafonte and richard simons swing dancing together

 

[Bobber]

Homo

 

[c-sharp minor]

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

 

[HulkRow]

new deep thoughts: "distanced"

 

[distanced]

I love a tall glass of tuna water over ice on a hot day

very refreshing

 

[distanced]

anchovies and pickles with lots of mayonaise and a touch of bbq sauce on top. add canned corn sparringly spread over liver steak after blending, then add peanut butter

 

[distanced]

I guess I'm the only bright one up in this house.

 

[The Shadow]

taking a cheese slicer to the shin and peeling off 6 inches of skin, getting a sardine can key, rolling said skin up and wearing a wool sock.

 

[biteme]

When I was a young boy I use to fondle my balls. When my mother would see me doing this, she would say, "Son stop that! That is a sin." I would say, "But mother it feels good to me." Eventually she left me alone when she realized that I could entertain myself for hours playing with my genitalia.

 

[supersizeme]

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

 

[Hannibal]

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

 

[HulkRow]

When I was a young boy I use to fondle my balls. When my mother would see me doing this, she would say, "Son stop that! That is a sin." I would say, "But mother it feels good to me." Eventually she left me alone when she realized that I could entertain myself for hours playing with my genitalia.

you still do right. LOL