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Children are starving in Afghanistan. A woman somewhere is undergoing a clitorectomy against her will! Somewhere, a Canadian waif is packing her bags to flee to Boston to escape a dominant mother! All over Korea, sad-eyed puppies dream of lives bounding through meadows but know they are going to be fried and served on skewers!

And this woman, the woman below, needs your positive karma. She wants to be greener than Kermit. Please, during this season of giving, give it to Strongchick. Look at that face!

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spentagn said:
She kinda reminds me of the girl from White Men can't Jump. Perez? I only hope your voice isn't as annoying.
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skin tone yeah.....not 100% facially though i see the likeness a lil:)
 
Please, do your part today. People are experiencing miraculous healings when they give good karma to Strongchick. I just received this heartwarming message from GT, for one example:

"I have never agreed with Strongchick's politics but just to reward her for having such a fine looking ass, I decided to shoot some of my green stuff all over her. Incredibly, as soon as I did so, I felt no longer at war with myself and now feel confident in annoucing that sex reversal surgery really is right for me."

Too good to be true? Judge for youself. Give Strongchick some of your green stuff and watch your prosperity, penis and self-esteem grow to new lengths.
 
I tried to give her karma and it said I couldn't because of the mess that is my room. so instead I gave myself a handjob. needless to say, that didn't help the mess situation here.
 
HappyScrappy said:
I tried to give her karma and it said I couldn't because of the mess that is my room. so instead I gave myself a handjob. needless to say, that didn't help the mess situation here.
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You heard it here, folks! Just TRYING to give Strongchick karma makes you cum buckets! Now, imagine the full-body orgasm you'll experience from scoring an actual green hit.
 
um, can i request you clean up that room just enough that there will be no strange substances on things?

i think i should get some karma too then :D
 
SPECIAL OFFER....Give karma to Strongchick today and receive, absolutely free, this priceless figurine from Casa de Pollos Fuertes. Hurry! Limited offer.

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This is Sally Struthers for Strongchick.....Please, please, please. Help curb the karma famine that threatens beautiful young women like Strongchick. ....Send your karma today and help Strongchick avoid getting rickets.



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She looks damn cute. I'll give her some karma as soon as I find her.

Bought home some pornos so increased capabilities will be "handy."
 
This is Doctor Laura Schlessinger for Strongchick. I know you all believe in the golden rule, as I do. If you give karma to Strongchick, I'm sure she'll give it back to you. And if I show her my tits, I'm sure she'll show me hers. I've done it before!



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YYOOOOOOOWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwww

Hit me hit me hit me...git on da good foot....Santy Claus go straight to da ghetto....hit huh witcha karma. Yow. This is a man's world, yes it is, she need to git strong.

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that dude in the wheelchair has a shirt on that makes me think there is a company out there that designs stuff so that you can dress up parapalegics - maybe use them as advertising.

that's just wrong.

and what's with the cap?
 
OK MB I played along - since this is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen in a while.

Check your PM

Matt
 
Is there a return policy if not completely satisfied?

Does strongchick accept Karma C.O.D.? Cunnilingus on delivery? ;)

Funny Stuff MBs!!!!!!!
 
Hello, I'm a well known oral surgeon and cigar connoisseur and I'm here tonight to ask you to pledge your karma to Strongchick. She has vowed not to remove a single stain of the green stuff that you dump on her! Please, do your part tonight. Now.


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musclebrains said:
Hello, I'm a well known oral surgeon and cigar connoisseur and I'm here tonight to ask you to pledge your karma to Strongchick. She has vowed not to remove a single stain of the green stuff that you dump on her! Please, do your part tonight. Now.


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Dammit...that pic made me lose the woodie I had from thinking about banging sc.
 
Sweet JESUS!

My girlfriend just peeked out wondering why in hell I am in conniption (sp?) fits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Musclebrains - you are a priceless mofo.

And Test boy - are you masturbating now? Don't let Monica stop you from gettin' yo thang off! Oh no.

I must be STRONG medicine - Test boy doesn't even like my type!!!!

Sally Struthers. lord.


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strongchick said:
Sweet JESUS!


I must be STRONG medicine - Test boy doesn't even like my type!!!!

:FRlol: :lmao: :FRlol: :lmao: :FRlol: :lmao: :FRlol: :lmao: :FRlol:
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That is not exactly true. I am really attracted to intelligence and your looks pole vaulted you over my hurdles.

It may be true that I am rarely drawn to an "African black" skin tone but yours is just about right. I am also partial to Latino women. I've even thought about taking a Cuban wife if we ever open up Cuba.
 
Alright now....donch'all wanna

BE SOMEBODY????

The National Rainbow Coalition, Inc. needs some GREEN

If you want to BE SOMEBODY, HIT THE SISTER WITH THE GREEN SHIT.

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strongchick said:
Sweet JESUS!

And Test boy - are you masturbating now? Don't let Monica stop you from gettin' yo thang off! Oh no.



No...but I will be inside of ten minutes. :D

Think I'll pull one of my patented 3 hour sessions so I can sleep well. Need an early start. :)
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spentagn said:
She kinda reminds me of the girl from White Men can't Jump. Perez? I only hope your voice isn't as annoying.
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Dude, that chick is wack! (to use the vernacular).

Not a single person ever said I remind her of them. My voice is so NOT Nuyorican.

More people say I look like a black Geena Davis. It depends on my weight at the time, since she's very angular and thin.
Maybe they were just trying to access my panties though.
 
A moment of equal time for the opposition. Miss Halle Berry: "That bitch is not worth green snot! Hollywood's not big enough for the two of us."

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smallmovesal said:
it won't let me.

i'd like to make a rainbow by lying on top of strongchick naked.
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mmm. more like a pecan/sherbet/vanilla ice cream scoop.

thanks to my commercial, my karma is looking much better. I'm down to -74 instead of -125. Yay!

Musclebrains - I _was_ campaigning on the DL - :D

But now that you've made me a star, you have to be my pimp.
 
musclebrains said:
A moment of equal time for the opposition. Miss Halle Berry: "That bitch is not worth green snot! Hollywood's not big enough for the two of us."

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baby baby baby. oh baby. sigh. :p
 
I'm sorry to report that we have exhausted available stock of the priceless ceramic figurine from Case de Pollos Fuertes. However, we are now offering, at no charge, these handsome vinyl reproduction chicken feet from House of Strong Jade Feet. They have a million uses. Use them as bookends or for bludgeoning rodents to death. Scare away your inlaws by serving them in a bowl of warm chicken broth this New Year's. Hurry. Quantities extremely limited.

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I think we agree the past is over so, yes, I will be making strongchick's pie higher with some green karma. If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it.

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musclebrains said:
Give Strongchick karma for the Gipper...and for Nancy...and for, me, Wayne Newton. Yeah, I want some green karma for a cocoa woman....




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faggothead the page is unavailable:)
 
Good morning and welcome to DAY 2 of our Muscular
Dysmorphia Telethon....Please :bawling: Strongchick needs your karma :bawling: if she is to maintain her body image :bawling: So do it for me! C'mon be one of MB's kids!:bawling: :bawling: Keep the dream alive!

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A word of thanks from Strongchick's mama, StrongHen: "I want to thank the Muscular Dysmorphia Association, Jerry Lewis and all the little people who have contributed karma to my beloved chickadee. It was only her faltering karma supplies that made her seem like a communist lesbo and a traitor to notions of racial purity. I assure you that with each hit of green slime, my daughter becomes more heterosexual, more capitalistic and more determined to mate inside her own avian species.. Thank you!"



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Ahhh.....MB, my enertainment for today......I noted you're going to Spain....for relaxation? I'm jealous.....for now.....I can wait until my Ibiza trip......oh....this thread is about Strongchick karma?

I gave at the office......check her stocking. The crotchless ones;)
 
I never meant 2 cause U any sorrow
I never meant 2 cause U any pain
I only wanted one time 2 see U laughing
I only wanted 2 see U laughing in the green rain


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gymnpoppa said:
Ahhh.....MB, my enertainment for today......I noted you're going to Spain....for relaxation? I'm jealous.....for now.....I can wait until my Ibiza trip......oh....this thread is about Strongchick karma?

I gave at the office......check her stocking. The crotchless ones;)
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I'm going to lead a workshop in Spain for a week, Gymn, will stay a month, then come back for a few weeks and go back to lead another.
 
Happy Scrappy commemorative karma stamp issued in New Orleans in time for Mardi Gras! Hurry! Now you can lick Happy's butt and send karma to Strongchick.


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Link:Happy Stamp
 
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Good evening. We're reaching the end of day 2 of the Muscular Dysmorphia Telethon and Strongchick still has gray karma. You know, this thread could last a very long time and get very weird and boring. Some of us have devoted our lives to rescuing others from the terrible effects of bad karma. Just last year, the poor soul below was a smiling happy young girl who passed her hours gathering flowers in the sunlight and giving blow jobs to men like you. Then she was the victim of a karmic assault. Please, don't let this happen to STrongchick. It all starts with you.

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musclebrains said:
.....You know, this thread could last a very long time and get very weird and boring....[/IMG]
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"Get" weird and boring? Think you passed that hurdle about two pages ago. :)
 
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gymtime said:


"Get" weird and boring? Think you passed that hurdle about two pages ago. :)
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In that case, one has to wonder why you got back in the race. Give Strongchick your green shit, Mr. Boring.
 
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musclebrains said:


In that case, one has to wonder why you caught the train again. Give Strongchick your green shit, Mr. Boring.
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Ironically, the last recipient of my creamy green goodness was you, Dr. Jellyfinger. You are a smartass extraordinaire and I appreciate that. But Strongchich yells at me, and at some of my little friends here. She gets under Chesty's skin however, so she can't be all bad. You think she REALLY deserves it?
 
gymtime said:


Ironically, the last recipient of my creamy green goodness was you, Dr. Jellyfinger. You are a smartass extraordinaire and I appreciate that. But Strongchich yells at me, and at some of my little friends here. She gets under Chesty's skin however, so she can't be all bad. You think she REALLY deserves it?
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Of course she deserves it. Every day she sends me a private mail telling me how hot you are, how she loves men with not one, but two four-wheel-drive vehicles. Some mornings she makes me pretend I'm you. I call her up and she says that my/your morning wood reminds her of iron that begs to be pumped.

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musclebrains said:


Of course she deserves it. Every day she sends me a private mail telling me how hot you are, how she loves men with not one, but two four-wheel-drive vehicles. Some mornings she makes me pretend I'm you. I call her up and she says that my/your morning wood reminds her of iron that begs to be pumped.

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Oh..........does she now? If I didn't know you better, I'd say you were resorting to some rather thinly veiled flattery. But, lucky for you, this all seems perfectly logical. She might be bisexual, but she's also human after all. So uh, has she had a chance to ride that pink vintage harley of yours?
 
gymtime said:


Oh..........does she now? If I didn't know you better, I'd say you were resorting to some rather thinly veiled flattery. But, lucky for you, this all seems perfectly logical. She might be bisexual, but she's also human after all. So uh, has she had a chance to ride that pink vintage harley of yours?
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YOu want to be a macho man, don't you? There's a place you can go...Y M C A....


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WEll, night is falling on Day 2 of the Muscular Dysmorphia Telethon and America's new sweetheart, Strongchick, is tossing and turning in her bed because, once again, she must go to sleep with gray karma. I know you know how she gets when she doesn't get a good night's sleep. Spare yourself a morning of potshots at Old Glory and the American Way. Kiss her good night with a shot of the green stuff.

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Last chance tonight. Eject green stuff, get all kinds of legs wrapped around you. Men and women alike say they have never experienced anything like Strongcontortionist.

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musclebrains said:
Last chance tonight. Eject green stuff, get all kinds of legs wrapped around you. Men and women alike say they have never experienced anything like Strongcontortionist.



I'll bet those girls can lick their own pussies. :p
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We are only a few karma points from turning sister Strongchick green. What came first, the chicken or the karma? Do your part today.

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Mr Brain's pork faggots :lmao: .... are you avoiding work? Keep 'em coming!! I hear David Hasselhoff offered to sing to show his support
 
Maybe the karma would flow if strongchick would dispel the rumour started
at "another site" that she is a man. (I couldn't find thread)

A full frontal pic is needed.
 
It's Sunday morning and Tammy Faye Bakker is back, and resurrecting the dead, like Elvis. If Tammy Faye can bring back the dead, you can certainly revive Strongchick's karma. Take part in the miracle!

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O brothers, let's go down...let's go down..come on, let's go down...down in the river to pray...As I went down in the river to pray, studying about that good old way and who shall wear the starry crown, good Lord, show me the way! Oh sisters, lets go down..come on down, doncha wanna go down in the river to pray...oh sisters lets go down...

Salvation awaits Sister Strongchick in burial in the living waters of green karma.

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Brothers and sister and birds of a feather, this is Benny Hen for my niece Strongchick. Won't you guarantee yourself a place in heaven and all the gear you can shoot in your butt for eternity by sending my repenting niece a big wad of karma? If you do so right now we will send you this special strongchick memento from the House of Benny Hen, blessed with my own untouchable hands.

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