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ok im flying off to spain on saturday. now after a talk with rob ( oak01 ) , im now getting a bit worried about the laws in spain, and how they differ from ours, like i can get drunk and act like a complete idiot over here and the cops just laugh it off.so how bad is it over there ? and also, like what is the closeing time for clubs ect over there ? if you have any info just post up.
 
jsut don't get drunk and act like a fool.. and you're not gonna get in any trouble.
 
Go to Ibiza. Nothing closes. And there's so much e that you won't need to get drunk. Or you could just not get stupid drunk when you go out for once...
 
The Spanish police particularly around the tourist areas are used to dealing with incredibly pissed and abusive Brit holiday makers, they carry guns, large sticks and don't fuck around. You're much more likely to get into bother with other inebriated tourists. Clubs depending on where you are will start late and go on till day break 6 am. Same rules apply as when you're a visitor in any country, watch your valubles, don't mess with the local girls or boys and always wear a blob.
 
JayC9 said:
The Spanish police particularly around the tourist areas are used to dealing with incredibly pissed and abusive Brit holiday makers, they carry guns, large sticks and don't fuck around. You're much more likely to get into bother with other inebriated tourists. Clubs depending on where you are will start late and go on till day break 6 am. Same rules apply as when you're a visitor in any country, watch your valubles, don't mess with the local girls or boys and always wear a blob.
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thanks jayC, dont worrie, tinytank always plays it cool and wraps his tool. yeah never fight with the local dudes. but that dont mean i can peg the local girls though does it ?
 
Just stay clear of the Guardia Civile and you should be ok. Outside of the sex clubs, verify all prostitutes do not have Adam's Apples. And for gawdsakes, wear a raincoat.
 
redguru said:
Just stay clear of the Guardia Civile and you should be ok. Outside of the sex clubs, verify all prostitutes do not have Adam's Apples. And for gawdsakes, wear a raincoat.
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k k , can i just ask , a raincoat.. as in a condom .?? cause everyone has been saying that to me.. and i have never heard of it being called a raincoat.
 
tinytank said:
k k , can i just ask , a raincoat.. as in a condom .?? cause everyone has been saying that to me.. and i have never heard of it being called a raincoat.
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Yes, that's exactly it.

If you are going to go where Angels fear to Tread, put a helmet on that soldier or you may wind up dead.
 
When I'm out of town I like to vandalize things. I mostly write "Location" SUCKS! all over things and spray paint other vulgar remarks. Or I paint vulgar cartoon pictures. I also try to stay as drunk and loud as possible. When in doubt, be loud.

If you're going to jail you want to be in a non-american jail. It's super cool to go to jail in another country. You can get all sorts of foreign prison tattoos. Bitches love that.
 
Raina said:
When I'm out of town I like to vandalize things. I mostly write "Location" SUCKS! all over things and spray paint other vulgar remarks. Or I paint vulgar cartoon pictures. I also try to stay as drunk and loud as possible. When in doubt, be loud.

If you're going to jail you want to be in a non-american jail. It's super cool to go to jail in another country. You can get all sorts of foreign prison tattoos. Bitches love that.
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:dodgy: yeah ok, bitches love that ? you would know
 
I know all about what the bitches like.

And what kind of club isn't open til like 1130am? I mean if I'm going to drink, I need at least 12-16 hours to do so. I like to hear my liver screaming softly from my abdomen and have strangers grope at me until lunch time.

And fuck the police. I bring my own weapons when I'm abroad and I attack their cops when I'm drunk. They love the challenge...and trust me, if you're doing that all the little drunk bitches in their little club clothes will be all "oooh....he's dreeaammy and tough".
 
Raina said:
I know all about what the bitches like.

And what kind of club isn't open til like 1130am? I mean if I'm going to drink, I need at least 12-16 hours to do so. I like to hear my liver screaming softly from my abdomen and have strangers grope at me until lunch time.

And fuck the police. I bring my own weapons when I'm abroad and I attack their cops when I'm drunk. They love the challenge...and trust me, if you're doing that all the little drunk bitches in their little club clothes will be all "oooh....he's dreeaammy and tough".
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your seriously trippin girl..........
 
LMAO @ Raina.

She's right. Foreign prison tats are a plus in getting laid back in the States.
 
Foreign prisons are fun. What I wouldn't do to get stuck in a prison in Bali for a while or something. That would be so cool. Everyone would be all "Oh poor Raina, she's too nice and sweet to be in a Bali prison". And there would be a huge campaign back in the states to Free Raina. I'd be a fucking martyr.

I'd play so innocent and everyone would fight to get me brought home to the states. Once I was back I'd show them the video footage of my crime spree and laugh at the americans for being suckers.
 
Raina said:
Foreign prisons are fun. What I wouldn't do to get stuck in a prison in Bali for a while or something. That would be so cool. Everyone would be all "Oh poor Raina, she's too nice and sweet to be in a Bali prison". And there would be a huge campaign back in the states to Free Raina. I'd be a fucking martyr.

I'd play so innocent and everyone would fight to get me brought home to the states. Once I was back I'd show them the video footage of my crime spree and laugh at the americans for being suckers.
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you have ovo not watched bad girls ? its a uk drama . every new girl that goes in, either ends up dead by being killed by another inmate or ends up dead, by killing themselfs, ie overdose, swollowing tissues.


http://www.badgirls.co.uk/
 
Don't buy into that propaganda. The damn media has it's own agendas and way up there on the list is making foreign prisons seem way less fun than they are. Everyone who's "in the know" knows that all the media people and rich people go to other countries and fuck around to get thrown in prison.

Their prisons are nicer than your life here. That's why the bitches know. The bitches are up on that kind of shit. They want a guy who they can giggle and say "Hey Sandi- this is Tim, he just got out of prison in China for killing a few kids". And Sandi will want Tim too because he's such a "badass". Tim with his story of horror to tell, his tale of how he was framed. He has cool foreign tattoos.

Really Tim just hung out in luxery.
 
Raina said:
Don't buy into that propaganda. The damn media has it's own agendas and way up there on the list is making foreign prisons seem way less fun than they are. Everyone who's "in the know" knows that all the media people and rich people go to other countries and fuck around to get thrown in prison.

Their prisons are nicer than your life here. That's why the bitches know. The bitches are up on that kind of shit. They want a guy who they can giggle and say "Hey Sandi- this is Tim, he just got out of prison in China for killing a few kids". And Sandi will want Tim too because he's such a "badass". Tim with his story of horror to tell, his tale of how he was framed. He has cool foreign tattoos.

Really Tim just hung out in luxery.
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ok, 1 question











































are you on acid ?
 
tinytank said:
na not yet, i might have a few more better ones cumming back after my holiday. maybe not,
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Come on playa. Give it to a guy who will appreciate an akward pic with a plumper....The more uncomfortable she is...the hotter :p

BTW...Good luck trying to get more naked plumper pics :rose:
 
awittyusername said:
Come on playa. Give it to a guy who will appreciate an akward pic with a plumper....The more uncomfortable she is...the hotter :p

BTW...Good luck trying to get more naked plumper pics :rose:
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ireally got to stop going for the plumper's.. i mean to be fair, round here they have the best boobs. i think i have only been with 1 really skinny chick before. was nothing like a plumper, infact i hurt ! and never do doggy on a skinny girl, cause the ass bones hurt like fuck ! im wanting a fitness hunny next.. ( HH, Rania, klu ) ????????

long story short .. plumper girls = :)
 
tinytank said:
ireally got to stop going for the plumper's.. i mean to be fair, round here they have the best boobs. i think i have only been with 1 really skinny chick before. was nothing like a plumper, infact i hurt ! and never do doggy on a skinny girl, cause the ass bones hurt like fuck ! im wanting a fitness hunny next.. ( HH, Rania, klu ) ????????

long story short .. plumper girls = :)
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:lmao: :lmao:
 
tinytank said:
ok ??? is that at me or with me ? :worried:
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A little of both. This has to be the best quote of the day.

tinytank said:
ireally got to stop going for the plumper's.. i mean to be fair, round here they have the best boobs. i think i have only been with 1 really skinny chick before. was nothing like a plumper, infact i hurt ! and never do doggy on a skinny girl, cause the ass bones hurt like fuck ! im wanting a fitness hunny next.. ( HH, Rania, klu ) ????????
long story short .. plumper girls = :)
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Eat lots of mushrooms, e, weeb brownies, anything you can get your hands on lololol.

But whatever you do, dont drink and drive. That puts yourself and others in danger of having alcohol spilled on yourself or them.
 
Raina said:
I gave you totally solid advise and I get the impression you didn't take it seriously
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sorry Raina, i know you ment well, just .... just i dont think going on a shooting rampage round spain, is really my thing
 
My father live's in Spain "Sitges"And he has said thing's are really laid back ,accept the pick pocket's got to watch them.As for gettting drunk and acting like an ass,why not try to go there an Leave the people over there thinking people from your country are very nice and friendly,"Just a thought".
 
Raina said:
Foreign prisons are fun. What I wouldn't do to get stuck in a prison in Bali for a while or something. That would be so cool. Everyone would be all "Oh poor Raina, she's too nice and sweet to be in a Bali prison". And there would be a huge campaign back in the states to Free Raina. I'd be a fucking martyr.

I'd play so innocent and everyone would fight to get me brought home to the states. Once I was back I'd show them the video footage of my crime spree and laugh at the americans for being suckers.
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i thought you were going to post up about a night of forbidden passion in an Okinawan prison. you would be caned bare-assed on national tv and GWB would rally to have your lashes reduced.
 
pretty much what Jac9 said. Most places in the larger cities stay open until 5am (esp in Barcelona, and Seville).

Don't get too trashed - most Spaniards don't, and for God's sake, do not get into any fights, esp. with all the poms down there.
 
tinytank said:
that dont mean i can peg the local girls though does it ?
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it's the same thing, messing with the local girls is the fastest way to landing yourself in hot water with local guys, they're all staunch catholics anyway, you ain't got no chance unless you're prepared to marry them. the most likely scenario is that you'll go all the way there and end up banging some slapper that lives 5 minutes up the road from your hometown.
 
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