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My girl's b-day is on saturday.
How does this sound
Victora Secerts $100 Gift card
and Guess matching jewerly set?
 
Sounds fine, I think. She'd probably like you to pick some of the lingerie out though, lets her know you were picturing her looking sexy.
 
Ah thanks guys for the replies :P Yeah, I guess im gonna go with that afterall.
Damn, there goes my check :P
 
Instead of just the gift card, use my old classic move. Send/give her the GC along with handcuffs in a nice little box. Leave a note that tells her to pick something sexy out for "us" and then make it into a night together. Anticipation is beyond sexy. She'll be so fucking giddy in that store picking something out for her special night with her special man. It becomes a bonding experience, the whole thing.



Then you get together that night, she throws on her outfit feeling all sexy and such, you tell her to lay down while you take care of her....then you punch her in the fallopian tube and accuse her of cheating on you. That whore
 
KillahBee said:
Instead of just the gift card, use my old classic move. Send/give her the GC along with handcuffs in a nice little box. Leave a note that tells her to pick something sexy out for "us" and then make it into a night together. Anticipation is beyond sexy. She'll be so fucking giddy in that store picking something out for her special night with her special man. It becomes a bonding experience, the whole thing.



Then you get together that night, she throws on her outfit feeling all sexy and such, you tell her to lay down while you take care of her....then you punch her in the fallopian tube and accuse her of cheating on you. That whore

lmao! awesome
 
KillahBee said:
Instead of just the gift card, use my old classic move. Send/give her the GC along with handcuffs in a nice little box. Leave a note that tells her to pick something sexy out for "us" and then make it into a night together. Anticipation is beyond sexy. She'll be so fucking giddy in that store picking something out for her special night with her special man. It becomes a bonding experience, the whole thing.



Then you get together that night, she throws on her outfit feeling all sexy and such, you tell her to lay down while you take care of her....then you punch her in the fallopian tube and accuse her of cheating on you. That whore

Cool, i wish it was dat easy,lol we only 15. ya im gona take her out for the whole night and where? my house,her house? cool u want me dead.
plus, shes gonna be with her fam on saturday so shes celerbating it in school on friday. so yep.....
 
((The_King)) said:
Cool, i wish it was dat easy,lol we only 15. ya im gona take her out for the whole night and where? my house,her house? cool u want me dead.
plus, shes gonna be with her fam on saturday so shes celerbating it in school on friday. so yep.....
oh, 15. nevermind. just have fun with her. no need to do the special thing up.

send me pics of her now
 
old men wanna check out my girl, fucking r.kelly's

anyway check below

Also, I didnt get beat up. A Girl drawed the palestine flag(im arabic) with paint or some kind of paint on my face and it got smeared up. It was at a highschool fest
 
Angel said:
lol@ Killah!

O rly?

how about if he was asking for pics of your daughter? or asking you if she was bald down there?

would it still be funny?

just sayin`you know
 
pintoca said:
O rly?

how about if he was asking for pics of your daughter? or asking you if she was bald down there?

would it still be funny?

just sayin`you know
My daughter, No...He probably would be meeting me in person and i would be giving him a "stretch and tie" session....That is where it comes in to not be any humorous at all..
However, he is
(a) knowing this is a 15 yr olds girlfriend and
(b) busting this kids chops.
Most all men have their eyes on younger ladies (older teens). I highly doubt that Killah is the type that would actually risk doing some thing with a little girl
 
I think your choices are really good. Last night my b/f got me 2 dosen roses in the most beautiful set up and some really nice perfume and lotion that I absolutely love. For some reason he can pick things out better than I could pick things out for myself. LOL.

So if all else fails - flowers always make girls' smile. :)
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
I think your choices are really good. Last night my b/f got me 2 dosen roses in the most beautiful set up and some really nice perfume and lotion that I absolutely love. For some reason he can pick things out better than I could pick things out for myself. LOL.

So if all else fails - flowers always make girls' smile. :)

that's because Petah = Playa
 
KillahBee said:
lol at flowers. lame ass young chicks are so goddamn easy.
I love flowers and always will. Especially roses/tulips. I like other things as well but getting me flowers along w/ other shit is perectly fine with me. :)
 
((The_King)) said:
old men wanna check out my girl, fucking r.kelly's

hahaha

InquisitivePsyche said:
I think your choices are really good. Last night my b/f got me 2 dosen roses in the most beautiful set up and some really nice perfume and lotion that I absolutely love. For some reason he can pick things out better than I could pick things out for myself. LOL.

lol, u KNOW the reason... :)

InquisitivePsyche said:
So if all else fails - flowers always make girls' smile. :)

Why is this? I don't get it. If someone got me flowers I'd be like 'these are useless'.

I don't get the whole importance of the gift thing period. Enlighten me...
 
Oceano said:
hahaha



lol, u KNOW the reason... :)



Why is this? I don't get it. If someone got me flowers I'd be like 'these are useless'.

I don't get the whole importance of the gift thing period. Enlighten me...
Oh - I told him I didn't want gifts. I said I just wanted a card. Although I don't have to tell him that he'd get me a card but I knew he was going to get me gifts... I don't care about gifts, really.

And yup- I know the reason... damn my Peter is just great at everything. :) Always has been...
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
Oh - I told him I didn't want gifts. I said I just wanted a card. Although I don't have to tell him that he'd get me a card but I knew he was going to get me gifts... I don't care about gifts, really.

And yup- I know the reason... damn my Peter is just great at everything. :) Always has been...

u didn't answer my question about why girls love gifts etc

i dont get it, ya know
 
Oceano said:
u didn't answer my question about why girls love gifts etc

i dont get it, ya know
Well I don't think its just girls. I think many people love gifts. Who wouldn't love getting things they like if they don't have them? I like gifts sometimes... but I don't need them... so cards are fine for me. But some people are stubborn. lol.
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
Well I don't think its just girls. I think many people love gifts. Who wouldn't love getting things they like if they don't have them? I like gifts sometimes... but I don't need them... so cards are fine for me. But some people are stubborn. lol.

eh, ur too abnormal to get what i was asking
 
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