need help passing polygraph test

[cman]

Clench your butt cheeks together throughout the whole administering of the test. Or rub Cold Ice or another variation of it such as Rub A5 35, any hot or cold therapeutic cream for muscle aches and pains would work. Basically this would keep your stress level high throughout due to the extreme discomfort. Actually anything that would cause discomfort throughout would work. Who knows you could probably even rub it on your balls and it would also work.

 

[panther]

Try to convince yourself you are telling the truth. Believe in your lie and your body shall react to the lie as it would react to memory.

 

[thesuperstar]

here is a tip... take some icy hot or alike and smear it in your arm pits. why? the strap goes around your chest and in your arm pits... icy hot will cause the your body temperature to go crazy on the tester. it will cause confusion. you can thank me later.

oh, i never heard a polygraph test for jobs, except for fed. gov. jobs. you going to be FBI?

 

[YellowD]

Better than a tack... hide a syringe in your pocket... and when the tester asks you a question you know you're going to fail on... grab the syringe out of your packet and jab it into his chest and run away!

 

[pcbig]

aaaahhhh lol

 

[pauly]

Email me..........

 

[Eightball-18]

YellowD you must be my twin....now lets both do some arnold prank phone calls.

 

[YellowD]

Yeh...I'm a police officer.

 

[massive]

thanks guys

its for a city job and one of the questions they will ask is about steroid use. in florida it seems to be a big question because even the suck jobs seem to want a piss test but for city they want polygraph on top of a piss test. im not too worried but i have never taken a polygraph so not knowing is stressful enough.

 

[cman]

What I meant to say in my above post is put Rub A5 35 or variation on underarms.