Need Help! How do I wipe my ass?

[ajtomasi]

here's the situation, a while back my GF caught me wiping my ass while i was standing up and she said I was doing it all wrong.

she says i should wipe my ass while i'm still sitting on the pot and reach between my legs and wipe towards the balls. A really fat guy (400 lbs) told me the same thing, but i'm thinking he needs to do it that way because he's really fat.

to me it just doesn't feel like i'm getting it all, so now I usually do one wipe towards the balls and then stand up and then do another wipe away from my balls.

any help would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Chester_Copperpot]

How about those Mavericks?

I believe they'll take it all the way!

 

[ajtomasi]

no fucking way. you think your girlfriend is going to lick your apple bag if you wipe towards your balls? your g/f is wrong.

So you stand up and wipe away from the balls then, right?

 

[the nature boy]

no fucking way. you think your girlfriend is going to lick your apple bag if you wipe towards your balls? your g/f is wrong. and what's she doing barging in on you taking a #2? if that was my g/f I would have dunked her head in the toilet and made her bob for lincon logs.