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Night Fly

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I am going with my neighbors to fuck up my professor's car!!! We are leaving in about 20 minutes...

This is what we thought we would do...

Just throw a shit ton of eggs mixed with green paint on it (she has a bright yellow exterra...)

I have never done anything like this before, so I need some help from you crazies!!!

:) Karma to the ones who give advice! ;)
 
Night Fly said:
I am going with my neighbors to fuck up my professor's car!!! We are leaving in about 20 minutes...

This is what we thought we would do...

Just throw a shit ton of eggs mixed with green paint on it (she has a bright yellow exterra...)

I have never done anything like this before, so I need some help from you crazies!!!

:) Karma to the ones who give advice! ;)
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Put dead fish in the backseat
 
BaBa-BooeY said:
if u really wanna fuck up the car, spray paint it, stab the tires, and crack the windows
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Good idea...thanks...don't have any spray paint, though...

Could easily find shit to break the windows.
 
Put his car on blocks and grease the door handles with axle grease! And for the finishing effect stuff his exhaust pipe with a big banana! If you cant put his car on blocks then get a roadkill dog and tie a leash to it and his bumper. Then put it under his car! Depending of the degree of your revenge or what you are able to do I have endless amount of things you can do. I am expert when it comes to revenge and practical jokes!
 
She is the biggest bitch and is trying to screw over our class. She is not wanting us to pass this semester. So...I don't know if it's for fun or pleasure....maybe just for the hell of it.

Bananas...that's a good one.

Hehe..why do you say that Austin, do you not think I look like the type to do something like this?
 
don't throw the paint......thats too seriuos.

shaving cream, and eggs is all you'll need, and if you get busted, you can clean it off.

the banana in the tail pipe would be funny.
 
Well, shit...I couldn't find any bananas...we do have shaving cream and eggs, though.

Thanks for all the suggestions....I'm outta here.

I'll let you all know how it goes! :)
 
Night Fly said:
She is the biggest bitch and is trying to screw over our class. She is not wanting us to pass this semester. So...I don't know if it's for fun or pleasure....maybe just for the hell of it.

Bananas...that's a good one.

Hehe..why do you say that Austin, do you not think I look like the type to do something like this?
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Actually, it doesn't surprise me :D
 
Night Fly said:


HELL NO, Frack..we got this shit all planned out.

Damn...somebody help me!!!! PLEASEEEEE???????????
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why would you say help me? you obviously dont want to do it. Honestly, if I caught someone messing with my property, I'd beat the living crap out of them.

Fly, if someone messed with your car, how would you feel. You're older than that, act like it!!!
 
Toilet paper . . . We (with friends) did this to an old bosses car and it was a convertible. Waited till late at night when the humidity was high then wrapped his car with a 12 pack of toilet paper. Wrapped it from front to back, under and over his car.
 
BaBa-BooeY said:
put sugar,oil, water in the gas tank [/QUOTE


booey, you're avatar has got to be the funniest I've ever seen.

On a serious note, if they were fucking with your car, how would you feel?
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The Nature Boy said:


why would you say help me? you obviously dont want to do it. Honestly, if I caught someone messing with my property, I'd beat the living crap out of them.

Fly, if someone messed with your car, how would you feel. You're older than that, act like it!!!
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true, but if she lived were we live , she can hire a bunch of guys from culmore, LOL!
 
WHATEVER YOU DO, DONT BE NOISY. I WOULD DO SOME DEMENTED SHIT IF I WERE TO DO IT. MAYBE SOMETHING TO DO WITH ACID OR SOME SHIT. BUT I'M GROWN OUT OF THAT SHIT NOW.



KAYNE
 
by a box of tampons, bring a bucket of water, dip em in it, and throw em all over the car
 
BaBa-BooeY said:


true, but if she lived were we live , she can hire a bunch of guys from culmore, LOL!
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booey, you've been jaded by this area. Honestly if I see you're avatar at work I'm gonna get fired for laughing too loud.


Fly, I hope the same shit doesn't happen to your car. :(
 
Okay...well...I am back now.

I ended up not doing it...I felt like such a damn child. I have never done anything like that and thought how pissed off I would be if someone did that to my car. We did drive up there, though...I wouldn't let them do it, either.

I actually feel bad....I don't know why in the crap I would even think about doing just a thing...

And plus...coming back and reading Nature Boy's posts...well, I know I am older than that....and realize that kind of stuff is STUPID.

I know I did the right thing by 'chickening out.' Even though I did get shit for it...lol.
 
Fly, you hear that from every student on the planet: "This teacher is trying to flunk the class," etc.

You think someone is sitting at home deciding on careers and going: "Hmm... how can I screw over as many people as possible in one fell swoop? I know! I'll teach!"

Maybe your classmates are really immature and getting on her last nerve and she just doesn't know what to do so she's cracking down grade-wise.

I mean, the "let's fuck up her car!" plan is evidence that that (classmates are immature shits) just might be the case....
 
buksoon said:
Fly, you hear that from every student on the planet: "This teacher is trying to flunk the class," etc.

You think someone is sitting at home deciding on careers and going: "Hmm... how can I screw over as many people as possible in one fell swoop? I know! I'll teach!"

Maybe your classmates are really immature and getting on her last nerve and she just doesn't know what to do so she's cracking down grade-wise.

I mean, the "let's fuck up her car!" plan is evidence that that (classmates are immature shits) just might be the case....
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Buksoon...while I do respect your opinion...you do not know the whole situation. Yes, I know that is a common phrase, but it is actually true in this case.

She has had it out for our class since after the first test. I can't really blame her because some of my classmates have lied to her about some things and one girl was even caught cheating. She did not take it too well, of course.

Cracking down grade wise...that is an understatement. I had an 85 on my second exam in that class and when she gave me my grades today it was somehow a 74. Well, that's 11 points that just disappeared...her excuse? Well, I just double keyed some questions...blah blah...no way....

I didn't even feel like bitching to her about it. And if you will read my previous post....I decided not to do it.
 
I ended up not doing it...I felt like such a damn child. I have never done anything like that and thought how pissed off I would be if someone did that to my car. We did drive up there, though...I wouldn't let them do it, either.
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WIMP! I am very disappointed! Now you will have to tell your grandchildren how you stayed up all night and just studied!
 
I woulda chickened out too. Well I would maybe of done something, but not anything like egg it or break windowns, TP the hell out of it maybe
 
Girl,

either way your just haveing a little fun...hey its finals week...
From your posts and helping me out I know what type of person you are...

Now this weekend for me will be streeesful...lots of work, plus all the good people I became good friends with this semster all went home...thankfully I have elite...

Guess ill lift, rent a movie and study till my eyes fall out
 
Well, I may be a wimp, but a smart one in my mind! :)

I even feel bad for posting this....lol...I don't know what the crap I was thinking. I am better than that.

HI....I'm with you...just keep your head up...it's almost over.
 
Yay!!!

(I guess we must have cross-typed, Fly.) Seriously, that is AWESOME that you turned around.

I read this thread and couldn't put the sentiment in it together with the smiling girl that used to be show up with your posts.

That smile looks so ... I guess the word is "open-hearted." So it didn't match with wanting to do this. So we'll chalk it up to momentary anger and that happens to EVERYONE!!

Go you!!

(Just a word on the teacher: sometimes a teacher feels like it's the students are out to get HER. I know she's older and should be "mature", but she's still a person, and only one of her compared to 30-so of you. Some days I used to stand in front of my classes feeling like the duck in the shooting gallery, pacing back and forth.....) :)
 
Don't feel bad about posting this. Thinking and talking about doing something are a lot differant acting on it. Ive thought about doing a lot worse to people then this.
 
I guess the little bit of devil I have inside of me was wanting to show himself or something...lol....

Well, I'm glad I decided against it...I know I would have totally felt like shit.
 
all of a sudden I'm giving the mature advice. next week i'm moving to miami and wearing white shoes.

but I'll always have my monkeys. :D
 
Austin316 said:
Don't feel bad about posting this. Thinking and talking about doing something are a lot differant acting on it. Ive thought about doing a lot worse to people then this.
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Now THAT'S the truth!
 
The Nature Boy said:


why would you say help me? you obviously dont want to do it. Honestly, if I caught someone messing with my property, I'd beat the living crap out of them.

Fly, if someone messed with your car, how would you feel. You're older than that, act like it!!!
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I have to agree with Nature Boy...I can guarantee that if it happened to anyone here they wouldn't think it was so funny:confused:
 
Night Fly said:
I am going with my neighbors to fuck up my professor's car!!! We are leaving in about 20 minutes...

This is what we thought we would do...

Just throw a shit ton of eggs mixed with green paint on it (she has a bright yellow exterra...)

I have never done anything like this before, so I need some help from you crazies!!!

:) Karma to the ones who give advice! ;)
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so how'd it go? sugar in the gas tank is always good to even the score.
 
Good to hear you didn't do this Nightfly.

If you feel you have been treated unfairly in the class and there are several of you with the same feeling then go to the deans office and file a complaint. I've done this before and it does work.
 
WODIN said:
Good to hear you didn't do this Nightfly.

If you feel you have been treated unfairly in the class and there are several of you with the same feeling then go to the deans office and file a complaint. I've done this before and it does work.
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I think a bunch of us are going to do that. This will definitely be mroe effective. :)
 
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