Need Help Bad Please !!!!!!!!!!!

[Madcow2]

I know you can pass the piss test by drinking a gallon of water within an hour or so and getting your self to piss every 5 minutes I did that before when I went to get a job with the cable company and passed.My friend that told me about it passed a bunch of times like that too.

This is why they have hair tests.

 

[lilred]

They don't take roots. They cut a chunk out close to the scalp.My friend tried the shampoo, I don't know if it works for pot, but it doesn't work for coke.

 

[DIVISION]

This is why they have hair tests.

MadcowMania.....

You're not helping here, bro.

You're only spooking BigJake...



DIV

 

[krishna]

The future looks bleak my friend.

 

[DIVISION]

The future looks bleak my friend.

That's not exactly helping our FinaFriend, Krishypoo.....




DIV

 

[Bruce]

If it's a standard drug test, you're in the clear, Jake.

Don't stress.

It costs them alot more to test for AAS, it's a completely different test that takes longer.





DIV

spoken like a pro. its ungodly amounts of money to test for aas. and for high test levels even more. thats why the nfl never checked for high test levels, they are greedy, now they are going to have to as the rule has changed. u can bet they are paying a bundle for it. besides hair folicle tests are usually only for drugs cause they can pick up say marijuana in the test whereas urine would no longer have it. hair tests can be done way after your urine is clear thats why they do it

 

[mendo]

I have a friend who is a pass-your-drug-test guru. His shit has worked for a lot of folks. He swears by Accutane for a hair test (yes, the zit med). I'm not sure how its supposed to work...but he claims that if you start taking it 10 days before a test it "masks" THC at the follicle. Its got a lot of potential sides...but it might be worth a try...

Good luck man!

 

[Madcow2]

MadcowMania.....

You're not helping here, bro.

You're only spooking BigJake...



DIV

I helped him in post 23.

I personally wouldn't chance my reputation if I knew there was a good probability of failure and this was a career he planned to spend time in. The bottom line is that whether right or wrong people discriminate against illegal drug users.

There really is no help outside of telling him not to take the test and employing a strategy like I suggested. They have hair tests because basic urinalysis is easy to beat. Even if a shampoo is 80% effective, do you want to risk bombing a drug test and deal with bumping into and possibly working with people who know years down the road (happens a lot in some industries). I wouldn't.

 

[DIVISION]

I helped him in post 23.

I personally wouldn't chance my reputation if I knew there was a good probability of failure and this was a career he planned to spend time in. The bottom line is that whether right or wrong people discriminate against illegal drug users.

I take back what I said, you did spit game, MadCowMania....

You gave him some sound advice.

I approve your post.





DIV

 

[krishna]

That's not exactly helping our FinaFriend, Krishypoo.....




DIV

Neither is giving him false hope! I mean I hope the guy finds a way to pass it, but the odds aren't very good. Or should I instead say hey don't worry buddy, you'll pass no problem? Then have him more let down after he fails?