Need advice. Ran into my ex last night.

[jerseyart]

Not ran into exactly. More like bumped into her when I jumped out of the bushes in front of her house. I could tell she was surprised to see me.

Anyway, sure enough she was with some other guy, just as I always suspected. When we broke up in 1998, she swore she wasnt seeing anyone else. But seeing her last night walking hand in hand with this guy, I knew my suspicions were right all along. What a slut.

So anyway, this guy she refers to as her "husband" (I think its french) tried to get all up in my face when all I wanted to do was drag her by the hair back to my place so we could talk. I told him to mind his own business and not to interfere in our relationship, but he was a persistent bastard. So I decided to leave (actually he threw me off the property and threatened to call the cops).

I came back later and slashed her tires and keyed "I love you Melissa" all over her car. She always claimed I was flaky and unstable. But Im pretty sure this will show her how much I still care about her.

But Im also not going to put up with this much longer if she keeps seeing this other guy. Im willing to give her one more chance though. Am I being too easy on her?

 

[ChefWide]

She's a harlot. Teach her the meaning of the word "Restetpa".

 

[*MissFit*]

U should've broken her windows too

 

[SoreArms]

send her a liver and onion basket, chicks love those

 

[alien amp pharm]

Good for you, bro. I would've done the same thing.

 

[-SD-]

Way to easy, rob. You should have whipped out the ol' speech that Reese gave in Terminator1 "I cant be bargained with! I cant be reasoned with! I dont feel pity or pain or remorse, and I will not stop ever! Until you are my girlfriend!" That should learn her good.

 

[geminitwins]

improve you're stalking techniques

 

[Forge]

Way to easy, rob. You should have whipped out the ol' speech that Reese gave in Terminator1 "I cant be bargained with! I cant be reasoned with! I dont feel pity or pain or remorse, and I will not stop ever! Until you are my girlfriend!" That should learn her good.

And then capped it off with "Ah'll be backk!".

 

[DIVISION]

Backhand the bitch 6 times!!!

That'll learn the stupid bitch!!!!

Any bitch who leaves JA deserves the wrack!!!!



DIV

 

[GoldenDelicious]

your mistake was writing messages on her car instead of engraving it on her skin

 

[jerseyart]

You guys are right. I'm way too easy on this girl.

After she refused a second date with me, all my friends over in State prison were like "you shoud cut the bitch", and "yeah kill her, that'll teach her what time it is" but Im just too soft.

Instead I just follow her around to show her how much I care. I call her at least 30 times a day, she hardly ever answers, but I leave messages. Not one call back. For some reason she just cant see how much I love her

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Use the the choke-hold....and a taser yeah, yeah!!!

 

[Scotsman]

Only 30 times a day I say call her every 10-15 minutes so show her you aren't forgetting about her at any point during the day. Then kill some rabbits and boil them on her stove Glenn Close style. Killing that retarded douschebag she calls husband would be the ultimate. Or maybe you should take her for a car ride off a cliff that way you two can die together so your love becomes eternal.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[velvett]

Not ran into exactly. More like bumped into her when I jumped out of the bushes in front of her house. I could tell she was surprised to see me.

Anyway, sure enough she was with some other guy, just as I always suspected. When we broke up in 1998, she swore she wasnt seeing anyone else. But seeing her last night walking hand in hand with this guy, I knew my suspicions were right all along. What a slut.

So anyway, this guy she refers to as her "husband" (I think its french) tried to get all up in my face when all I wanted to do was drag her by the hair back to my place so we could talk. I told him to mind his own business and not to interfere in our relationship, but he was a persistent bastard. So I decided to leave (actually he threw me off the property and threatened to call the cops).

I came back later and slashed her tires and keyed "I love you Melissa" all over her car. She always claimed I was flaky and unstable. But Im pretty sure this will show her how much I still care about her.

But Im also not going to put up with this much longer if she keeps seeing this other guy. Im willing to give her one more chance though. Am I being too easy on her?

LOL

You have a demented sense of humor and I like that about you.

 

[Roid Pimp]

What's on the agenda for tonight bro...

Arson ?

 

[ChefWide]

Punt cunch.

 

[jerseyart]

LOL

You have a demented sense of humor and I like that about you.

Pity me instead, my twisted sense of humor. The cramping alone is unbearable.

Now kiss me and make all the bad things go away

 

[crew9]

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to JerseyArt again.

 

[Werd]

Motherfucker.... why dont you try returning a phone call on occasion?










PS - funny bastard. Lucky for you I DIG your sicko sense of humor. I might dig it a tad bit better though from MY OWN hand-me-down PC, though. *COUGH*

 

[jerseyart]

Motherfucker.... why dont you try returning a phone call on occasion?










PS - funny bastard. Lucky for you I DIG your sicko sense of humor. I might dig it a tad bit better though from MY OWN hand-me-down PC, though. *COUGH*

I was playing hard to get

I'll stop by saturday sweetie and drop that off. For sure, but dont make other plans damn it

 

[Werd]

Dude.... did you not read the match thread?

I AM GOING FLYING in the AM. If I enjoy the company who knows where we will end up next? LOL

CALL ME YOU PUTZ.

 

[jerseyart]

Dude.... did you not read the match thread?

I AM GOING FLYING in the AM. If I enjoy the company who knows where we will end up next? LOL

CALL ME YOU PUTZ.

Give me till 8pm then to call

Missed it. Sunday is football though, no chicks allowed

 

[Werd]

Sorry, it is Thr night. We dont have a TV so we go to the sis' house to watch Survivor on Thr nights.

 

[jerseyart]

Sorry, it is Thr night. We dont have a TV so we go to the sis' house to watch Survivor on Thr nights.

Let me know when then

But you cant yell at me

 

[Werd]

But I like to yell at you.....

 

[jerseyart]

But I like to yell at you.....

It's just I get combat flashbacks when people yell at me.

See I've dated women before

I have the scars to prove it