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Need a witty comeback

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This girl in my seminar keeps calling me Gerbil. I can't think of a decent or witty comeback.

Please help folks.

Nothing too offensive
 
Tell her she's a dumb cunt and punch her in the face infront of the whole class.

Subtle. If you kicked her in the puss, it would be too much.
 
wtf does richard gere and a gerbil have in common?
 
Call her Laffy Taffy. That will definitely ruffle her feathers

Whiskey
 
jnevin said:
Huh? Were you talking to me?
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I was replying to your "play it like an adult" post.

I think ignoring is better than calling her a name.

Or, he can call her a fatty, or just fat.
 
nycgirl said:
I was replying to your "play it like an adult" post.

I think ignoring is better than calling her a name.

Or, he can call her a fatty, or just fat.
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I was kidding, dammit. I happen to think you're exactly right. My first response was obviously too mature for everyone. I understand. I'm Mr. Maturity.
 
jnevin said:
I was kidding, dammit. I happen to think you're exactly right. My first response was obviously too mature for everyone. I understand. I'm Mr. Maturity.
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ask here if she has anny gerbel in here.lol
 
Just call her Laffy Taffy. Serious bor. I did it jokingly with a friend she about flipped

Whiskey
 
I'm with NYC. Tell her "Good luck with the diet...oh, not on one?" Look worried.

Or better yet, wish her a great pregnancy. lmao

Hey NYC...good luck with the preggers....<dodges bullets> See?
 
Gerbil, hahahaha that's pretty good.

If you're asking us for a comeback, she's already pwned your ass.
 
EnderJE said:
I'm with NYC. Tell her "Good luck with the diet...oh, not on one?" Look worried.

Or better yet, wish her a great pregnancy. lmao

Hey NYC...good luck with the preggers....<dodges bullets> See?
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Dude, that's so not funny. :lmao:

Don't throw that dreaded "P" word my way. Just call me fat. :)
 
EnderJE said:
I'm with NYC. Tell her "Good luck with the diet...oh, not on one?" Look worried.

Or better yet, wish her a great pregnancy. lmao

Hey NYC...good luck with the preggers....<dodges bullets> See?
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holy shit that would be funny.
 
nycgirl said:
Dude, that's so not funny. :lmao:

Don't throw that dreaded "P" word my way. Just call me fat. :)
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Best practical joke. Told a friend that another friend was preggers. He bought her flowers and other baby shit. They never spoke to me again once they found out the joke. Well, he did...she didn't. Just as well.
 
if she were calling me a gerbil, id spin it on her and say "you know, everytime you call me that, it makes me think that subconciously...you want me in your ass" with a smirk, and a lingering look at her bum. also, if she keeps it up, start with comments playing on her insecurities (ALL women are insecure about their ass) like "...but i can tell you have one of those asses that looks alright in clothes, but yukky naked...like 2 balls of chewed up bubblegum stuck together". also, make sure to point out all the girls with really nice asses, and look longingly at them. its endless. diet jokes, weekend anal sex jokes, colonoscopy jokes, proctology jokes...youll have her self esteem torn up and addicted to DNP in no time ;)

why is she calling you that though? is she being playful? attracted? just a bitch?
 
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