Need a quick halloween costume

[Citruscide]

costumes247.com -- that's where I got my Neo jacket.

C-ditty

 

[Lestat]

your too skinny to be NEO

 

[Citruscide]

Yes, but in the matrix, I'll just download a weightlifting routine and then put on 20lbs of muscle in 5 minutes. So THERE!

C-ditty

 

[JarHed]

This looks like something that's quick...and cheap!

...here are some other suggestions.

http://www.costumeshopper.com/funny-halloween-costumes.html

 

[curling]

Me and my wife went one year with giant "P"s sowed on blue tshirts. And the we painted one eye. When people asked we said we were black eye peas.

 

[hellboy]

I'm gonna get a large rubber rat at a halloween store and in a yet to be determined manner affix it to my shoulder. I'll dress in a business casual manner and bam. Instant Willard.

Or maybe a second evil rat shaped head.

 

[Crazy Ivan]

I got me ordered a big penis costume with huge ball on each pant leg.