Need a hot date this weekend???

[Willyumyum]

http://www.realdoll.com/intro.html

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....
sorry... Must..contain...laughter...

YUM

 

[frorider6]

I can finally have my harem!!!!!!!

 

[frorider6]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! You people really need to study this web site. I can't believe how much thought and effort these people put into making these things. You can choose everything, down to eye color and pubic hair color and style.

 

[Willyumyum]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! You people really need to study this web site. I can't believe how much thought and effort these people put into making these things. You can choose everything, down to eye color and pubic hair color and style.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA So when are you placing your order bro?

YUM

 

[frorider6]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA So when are you placing your order bro?

YUM

I want a fair skinned athletic blond (body type 6) with short hair, blue eyes and french manicured nails. I want a large chested (body type 5) asian with green eyes and long hair. I want a ghetto (body type 2) black chick too.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I've heard that you should soak them in warm water before fucking them so that they feel more lifelike.

screw that - I want the full necrophiliac experience if I'm gonna hell out that kinda cash.

 

[smallmovesal]

I want a fair skinned athletic blond (body type 6) with short hair, blue eyes and french manicured nails. I want a large chested (body type 5) asian with green eyes and long hair. I want a ghetto (body type 2) black chick too.

the guy, if it's the one i'm thinking of, is actually an artist who started making a good living doing those dalls, so that's what he's doing now...

 

[frorider6]

Hey Scrappy. They even have a "chick with a dick" for you complete with rotating hips and anal opening. Hurray!

 

[HappyScrappy]

the guy actually was in the movie special effects industry and all the stuff he uses is from that industry. except for the breasts - those are real implants.
a few guys I used to work with at a fx house knew him.

his biggest issue is that really rich dudes will be stalking chicks and want to pay him to make dolls that look like the women.

strange. with a capital strange.

 

[frorider6]

I want an alien blue doll!


I want them all to have the hip gyration too!!!!!!


Hip Gyration system: This is a robotic actuator that is embedded in the Realdoll's chest/abdomen area. When activated by the external control unit, the doll will gyrate her hips in a pre-programmed pattern loop. Eventually this pattern will also be editable. The unit runs on 24 volts DC, and is UL Listed. The actuator itself has been able to lift up to 500 lbs and uses a state of the art control system which includes an automatic clutch system that will allow slippage if too much weight is present. This eliminates the possibility of damaging the actuator or the Realdoll. This option is currently in a Beta Test phase and is not officially available at this time. If you are interested in testing the actuator in your doll, you may purchase the system at cost; Contact us as this is only available in very limited quantities

 

[Willyumyum]

Not that I'd EVER spend the money to buy one, but they do look pretty life-like... If you look at some of the photos of them, SOME of them do look semi-real... But it's still funny as hell.. I wonder what their sales are like over there... Did you see how much they cost? $5,749 plus some other charge for certain body types...

YUM

 

[Peyote Killa]

I want one!
I want one!
I want one!
I want one!

How? How? How? How?

 

[HappyScrappy]

he does very well - he has like nothing in stock and sells out faster than he can make them and is way back ordered. or at least that was the case in '98.

he has to turn down many people b/c he needs to get permission to do the likeness of someone and everyone wants some famous person or the person they are stalking.
his wife at the time helped him do all the stuff.

in his shop, he has like all kinds of bins full of body parts and partially completed torsos hanging... to me it looked like a serial killer's wet dream

 

[frorider6]

his biggest issue is that really rich dudes will be stalking chicks and want to pay him to make dolls that look like the women.

What's wrong with that? To start off, I want a Brittany Spears doll, a Monica Lewinsky doll, a Hillary Clinton doll (for cool lesbian sex with the Monica doll), the entire female cast of Friends (and maybe Joey), and a J-Lo doll so I can punch her every time I'm subjected to her on the radio, tv, or movies.

 

[HappyScrappy]

What's wrong with that? To start off, I want a Brittany Spears doll, a Monica Lewinsky doll, a Hillary Clinton doll (for cool lesbian sex with the Monica doll), the entire female cast of Friends (and maybe Joey), and a J-Lo doll so I can punch her every time I'm subjected to her on the radio, tv, or movies.

he can't get the rights to their likeness, so he can't do that - plus it is just freaky.
most of the people he has rights to are strippers.
I know that likely comes as a big surprise.

 

[frorider6]

I know what the first 6 things I'm buying will be if I win the lottery. How fun would these fucking things be at a party. Especially if you didn't tell anyone, turned the lights down low, and posed a couple to look passed out.

 

[HappyScrappy]

one of my best friends and I have an ongoing thing where we figure out the most wasteful things to do once we "become rich"

he so far has won by far.
he wants to buy a Bently and have the doors welded shut and then have it painted like the General Lee.
how sweet would that be?

 

[frorider6]

This is another thing I plan to waste money on if I get rich. Electric motocross bike. Not near as cool as the fuck dolls though.

http://www.denalicycles.com/

 

[frorider6]

Goddamn those things would be creepy at 3 in the morning as I stumbled to the bathroom to piss.

I'll be entertained all day by that website.

 

[FreakMonster]

Bwhahaha

Best sex I ever had! I swear to God! This RealDoll feels better than a real woman! She's fantastic! I love her! This RealDoll is for real, I swear! Better than a woman! My wife isn't as good as that! May God take away all my ratings if I'm lying! I'll take a lie detector test! I swear on the life of my children! I did it and it was fullfilling! I did it and I'm proud of it! It was great! It was the best sex I ever had! Thank you RealDoll.com! It was fabulous! I could fall in love with that thing!
Howard Stern

 

[Jimsbbc]

Since you can't do it to your wife, when she pisses you off, just go grab the doll and start kicking it in the head and yell "Bitch I told you not to fuck with me!!!!" all perfectly legal.