Need a career change

[jerseyart]

Something that will better utilize my "people" skills. As everyone knows Im a real people person, and gosh darn it, they just like me.

I was thinking maybe a fireman, cause they work with people. But not the actual running into burning buildings part. That's just stupid. Plus all the hair spray I use is flammable.Also, I think synthol ignites under extreme heat, and all that cardio would fuck with my development. I was thinking maybe I could talk them out, along the lines of "hey get out of there, your going to die" and people would listen because I can be very authoratative.

Anyone have any suggestions. And forget gay crak whore ha ha. Im way to old to make any money in that field

 

[Carmen]

meat packer?

 

[NJjuice22]

This totally reminds me of you.

http://www.amishdonkey.com/burger-king-guy.php

 

[jerseyart]

meat packer?

Dork, how would that utilize my people skills?

Unless your talking about dead people, in which case low blow mentioning my necorphilia issues publically on the boards.

 

[Whiskey]

Become a counselor. I'm going into firefighting and you don't wanna deal with the ones that have a half burnt child. Pretty hard

Whiskey

 

[Carmen]

Dork, how would that utilize my people skills?

Unless your talking about dead people, in which case low blow mentioning my necorphilia issues publically on the boards.

i hardly told anyone about that!
i just figured you could work alongside other meat packers and stuff.

you could be a fudge taster. you like fudge, dontcha?

 

[jerseyart]

i hardly told anyone about that!
i just figured you could work alongside other meat packers and stuff.

you could be a fudge taster. you like fudge, dontcha?

You know I do.

But how will I utilize my people skills with my mouth full of fudge. I don't think your giving these sugestions much thought G

 

[ChefWide]

Fudge packer would work.

 

[jerseyart]

You two are just trying to get me off my diet. Jealosy whores, the both of you.

I was thinking sex therapist. That way I could work with people who have sex issues and know even less about the subject than I do. But I would only sleep with the good looking chicks, for the others I would need to download illustrations and such. Unless they paid extra

 

[Carmen]

You know I do.

But how will I utilize my people skills with my mouth full of fudge. I don't think your giving these sugestions much thought G

you're right, my bad.
maybe you're better off being a masseusse or a decorator or hair dresser. you know, spend a lot of time with clients and stuff.

 

[Carmen]

You two are just trying to get me off my diet. Jealosy whores, the both of you.

I was thinking sex therapist. That way I could work with people who have sex issues and know even less about the subject than I do. But I would only sleep with the good looking chicks, for the others I would need to download illustrations and such. Unless they paid extra

would you be able to work with an audience?
like, if your patients brought their parents, you'd be ok?

 

[ChefWide]

would you be able to work with an audience?
like, if your patients brought their parents, you'd be ok?

... or their grandkids?

 

[WODIN]

Personal Trainer or Arms Dealer. Either way you get to be friendly AND torture people. It's win, win baby!!!!

 

[Forge]

Start your own talk show. You know, like Kramer did in that one episode of Seinfeld.

 

[Carmen]

Start your own talk show. You know, like Kramer did in that one episode of Seinfeld.

maybe you can be a perfume girl.
Or, test polar icecaps at the north pole!

 

[Mr. dB]

I was thinking gay crack whore might be a good fit.