Nearly got into a fight with a little gangster hoodlum

biteme · Dec 18, 2003

I'm waiting behind him and his homie at the ATM machine tonight. He's taking forever, so I ask, "Can I go?" He rudely and aggresively says, "Yeah dude when I'm finished." Like he wants to kick my ass or something. So I say, "Well finish then." We go back and forth and I telll the little hoodlum, "Look I don't want any trouble, I just want to hurry up and get out of here just like you." I could have mopped the floor with this little punk. He had to be packing heat and I wasn't willing to risk it, plus I really don't want to hurt anyone no matter how stupid they are.

MFMan · Dec 18, 2003

Were you wearing your security uniform at the time? That adds a nice intimidation factor.

Deus Ex Machina · Dec 18, 2003

Well, atleast they all end up like these guys:

biteme · Dec 18, 2003

MFMan said:
Were you wearing your security uniform at the time? That adds a nice intimidation factor.

LOL. I was twice his size. If we were in a gym, I might have kicked his ass just to teach him a lesson for being an asshole and trying to start shit. He really did piss me off. But it's not worth taking the chance these days and he was just a little dumbass.

biteme · Dec 18, 2003

supernav said:
Jesus, how long could he possibly have been taking? Was he staring at each screen for hours, or was he seriously doing his transactions? As long as he wasn't goofing off, just let him finish whatever he was doing.

look at the bright side. At least he wasn't robbing the bank this time.

-= nav =-

No. I should have clarified that more. His card wouldn't work and he was there for at least 5 minutes. He took the card out and was talking to his buddy, and that's when I politely asked if I could use the machine. He was talking that black street shit.

Deus Ex Machina · Dec 18, 2003

biteme said:
But it's not worth taking the chance these days and he was just a little dumbass.

the old days of mutual hand-to-hand combat are gone i guess... now people just answer to smith & wesson

Pamela · Dec 18, 2003

biteme said:
I'm waiting behind him and his homie at the ATM machine tonight. He's taking forever, so I ask, "Can I go?" He rudely and aggresively says, "Yeah dude when I'm finished." Like he wants to kick my ass or something. So I say, "Well finish then." We go back and forth and I telll the little hoodlum, "Look I don't want any trouble, I just want to hurry up and get out of here just like you." I could have mopped the floor with this little punk. He had to be packing heat and I wasn't willing to risk it, plus I really don't want to hurt anyone no matter how stupid they are.

Your a smart man.

bicepts101 · Dec 18, 2003

supernav said:
Probably a stolen card where they're trying to guess the PIN #.

-= nav =-

good guess bro

gtrcivic · Dec 18, 2003

they were trying to decide which to select : in english or en espanol... bet it threw them off which to choose

CipherLock · Dec 18, 2003

You should have stood right behind him and breathed down his neck. Plus pretending your a cop is ALWAYS fun.

TC2 · Dec 18, 2003

supernav said:
Jesus, how long could he possibly have been taking? Was he staring at each screen for hours, or was he seriously doing his transactions? As long as he wasn't goofing off, just let him finish whatever he was doing.

look at the bright side. At least he wasn't robbing the bank this time.

-= nav =-

I've had to tell people to move the fuck outta the way before , because they want to try to balance their checkbook while at the atm.

it's usually dunbfuck hillbillies. They act like they are fuckin retaurded and just start mashing buttons.

Becoming · Dec 18, 2003

canadianhitman · Dec 18, 2003

You shoulda just choked him the fuck out....he's asleep before he can even think about pulling a gun, and his body provides a barrier between you and his punk friend. Then, when the friend jumps forward to try and get you off of him, you boot little gangster #2 in the knee, drop the now-unconcious little gangster #1, and slap a guillotine choke on #2. With both of them now down, a stomp to each's head guarantees that they stay down until you have completed your transaction. Being this close to Christmas and all, I think you owed it to society to handle it my way....you let everyone down by tolerating their shitty attitudes. So, sometime between now and Christmas, you must go out and pummel THREE little gangsters as pennance. Go forth, and carry out this task!!!

Becoming · Dec 18, 2003

The ghost of chistmas has spoken!

Change your ways before it is too late!

Code · Dec 18, 2003

Yeah, cuz all young black males carry a gun.

canadianhitman · Dec 18, 2003

Code said:
Yeah, cuz all young black males carry a gun.

I always operate on this assumption...just to be safe.

ChefWide · Dec 18, 2003

canadianhitman said:
I always operate on this assumption...just to be safe.

Hey hey, C.H., long time. Hope all is well with you and yours.

I thought y'all werent into the American Pastime of shooting anyone/everyone you can?

HS Lifter · Dec 18, 2003

Code said:
Yeah, cuz all young black males carry a gun.

It's better to be safe then sorry.

Becoming · Dec 18, 2003

ChefWide said:
I thought y'all werent into the American Pastime of shooting anyone/everyone you can?

Canadians = Artificial Americans

I said it once and I will say it again... sorry CH, no offense - it isn't your fault....

LOL

canadianhitman · Dec 18, 2003

We Canadians can get as pissed off as anyone else....

And even here in Canada, you've got to be careful in big cities when dealing with certain ethnic groups in certain situations (don't get me wrong though, there are white gangs too)

Before the flaming begins, I want to state that I'm strictly going by racial profiling and statistics, not racism. I lived in Ottawa and witnessed enough to know that certain groups perpetrate a greater percentage of the violent crimes than other groups.

canadianhitman · Dec 18, 2003

Becoming said:
Canadians = Artificial Americans

I said it once and I will say it again... sorry CH, no offense - it isn't your fault....

LOL

That's like saying a Lexus is an artificial Toyota.....

Becoming · Dec 18, 2003

canadianhitman said:
That's like saying a Lexus is an artificial Toyota.....

LOL - Good one bro.... (I have no response to this)

canadianhitman · Dec 18, 2003

I win!!!

Becoming · Dec 18, 2003

yep- gave you some green bor - that was a funny one..

canadianhitman · Dec 18, 2003

thx bro!

canadianhitman · Dec 18, 2003

Some people shouldn't have karma.... looks like I'm one of them.

BO-DEN · Dec 18, 2003

biteme said:
I'm waiting behind him and his homie at the ATM machine tonight. He's taking forever, so I ask, "Can I go?" He rudely and aggresively says, "Yeah dude when I'm finished." Like he wants to kick my ass or something. So I say, "Well finish then." We go back and forth and I telll the little hoodlum, "Look I don't want any trouble, I just want to hurry up and get out of here just like you." I could have mopped the floor with this little punk. He had to be packing heat and I wasn't willing to risk it, plus I really don't want to hurt anyone no matter how stupid they are.

lmao

how manny times have i heard storys about guys "almost kicking some homies ass" and it always ends with the chance hes holding heat.

im no homie but i am black and everytime punks start that shit.
they use that gun shit to scare people. unless your in a dark alley somewere its a bluff so they dont have to get beat up by a "white boy"

dont be scared next time .. knock the shit out of him

BO-DEN

biteme · Dec 19, 2003

Re: Re: Nearly got into a fight with a little gangster hoodlum

BO-DEN said:
lmao

how manny times have i heard storys about guys "almost kicking some homies ass" and it always ends with the chance hes holding heat.

im no homie but i am black and everytime punks start that shit.
they use that gun shit to scare people. unless your in a dark alley somewere its a bluff so they dont have to get beat up by a "white boy"

dont be scared next time .. knock the shit out of him

BO-DEN

Thanks for that advice. I'm just not the violent type though. I don't think that I could hit anyone unless it was out of self defense or to protect another.

digger · Dec 19, 2003

Re: Re: Nearly got into a fight with a little gangster hoodlum

BO-DEN said:
how manny times have i heard storys about guys "almost kicking some homies ass" and it always ends with the chance hes holding heat.

Good!

Man Is A Tool-Using Animal. If you have to learn that the hard way, well, "think of it as evolution in action."

Look at how it went down: Big guy thinks about kicking little guy's tuchis over a whole lot of nothing. Decides not to. Everybody walks away with all their parts still attached.

That is exactly how it is SUPPOSED to work.

Dial_tone · Dec 19, 2003

I'm all bark and no bite. I haven't been in a fiight since 7th grade. I can't be getting my expensive clothes all dirty.

bicepts101 · Dec 19, 2003

canadianhitman said:
You shoulda just choked him the fuck out....he's asleep before he can even think about pulling a gun, and his body provides a barrier between you and his punk friend. Then, when the friend jumps forward to try and get you off of him, you boot little gangster #2 in the knee, drop the now-unconcious little gangster #1, and slap a guillotine choke on #2. With both of them now down, a stomp to each's head guarantees that they stay down until you have completed your transaction. Being this close to Christmas and all, I think you owed it to society to handle it my way....you let everyone down by tolerating their shitty attitudes. So, sometime between now and Christmas, you must go out and pummel THREE little gangsters as pennance. Go forth, and carry out this task!!!

am i the only one that alomost fell out of my seat reading this?

canadianhitman · Dec 19, 2003

Glad it amused, bicepts101...that's what I generally go for.

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