Near Death Experiences????

[javaguru]

What do YOU think?
This is one view;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=714AS39CQ_I

 

[Mr. dB]

Don't pee on the sofa.

 

[javaguru]

Don't pee on the sofa.

How much you gonna pay me not too?

 

[Jon79]

one time i woke up and it was in college so iwas sleepin on a matress on the floor woke u a few times with something kneesing over me...had its hands aroun my neck i was so scared i could not get a breath to scream.....then it just went away

thought i was a gonner

 

[javaguru]

one time i woke up and it was in college so iwas sleepin on a matress on the floor woke u a few times with something kneesing over me...had its hands aroun my neck i was so scared i could not get a breath to scream.....then it just went away

thought i was a gonner

The only time I ever puked from drinking was my freshman year of college. I puked on the floor from my bunk bed and my roomies cleaned it up...I was bigger than them.....and they hated the smell....

 

[Stefka]

The only time I ever puked from drinking was my freshman year of college. I puked on the floor from my bunk bed and my roomies cleaned it up...I was bigger than them.....and they hated the smell....

One time my roommate left a trail of puke from her bed all the way across the room to the trash can. She spewed on my back pack on her drunken vomit escapade across the room. She didn't even try to clean it up - she just left it, as if I wouldn't notice. I still hate the girl for that (amongst other things).

 

[javaguru]

One time my roommate left a trail of puke from her bed all the way across the room to the trash can. She spewed on my back pack on her drunken vomit escapade across the room. She didn't even try to clean it up - she just left it, as if I wouldn't notice. I still hate the girl for that (amongst other things).

I just left a puddle.....

 

[Jon79]

i woud mak u eat your puke on saltienes until its all gone if you did that

 

[Stefka]

i woud mak u eat your puke on saltienes until its all gone if you did that

I should have done that to the roommate. I hate people who can't hold their liquor.

 

[Jon79]

I should have done that to the roommate. I hate people who can't hold their liquor.

are u irish?

 

[Stefka]

are u irish?

Yes

 

[Jon79]

Yes

lol yea right

 

[javaguru]

are u irish?

e-flirt alert.....

 

[Stefka]

lol yea right

I really am.
I guess I got the drink and not get drunk and laugh at all my stupid drunk friends gene.
It kind of sucks because I am not a cheap date.
But - it is nice because boys 3X my size are falling down and giggling like little girls and I have to drag their ass out of the bar.
That is always good for a laugh.
I always end up the mommy - cleaning up whatever mess my drunken friends have made.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I just left a puddle.....

 

[javaguru]

No monkey involved.....just the puddle of puke....

 

[javaguru]

I really am.
I guess I got the drink and not get drunk and laugh at all my stupid drunk friends gene.
It kind of sucks because I am not a cheap date.
But - it is nice because boys 3X my size are falling down and giggling like little girls and I have to drag their ass out of the bar.
That is always good for a laugh.
I always end up the mommy - cleaning up whatever mess my drunken friends have made.

You party with nancy boys.......just sayin'.