Nathan versus Paris Hilton

[Nathan]

I would just like to say that were I to fight Paris Hilton one-on-one I would (probably) beat the living hell out of her. First, I'd shove her hard and then, once she hit the ground with a resounding "thwack", I'd grab her by the ankles and repeatedly slam her 75 lb frame into a telephone pole. Then, I'd tear the telephone pole out of the ground and cram it up through her rectum and out her mouth, much like a pig on a spicket. Assuming she were still alive and I see no reason why she would not be at that point, I'd then proceed to urinate on the ground next to wherever she lay, thus forming a large pool of urine. With all the excitement of a pedophile wandering through a day-care, I'd don my big yellow rainboots along with my yellow raincoat and begin jumping up and down in the puddle of urine, thus delivering unto Paris Hilton the urine-soaking of a lifetime. I'd then call her fat, thus killing her finally with a single spoken word. FAT.

 

[SoloFlex]

you're losing your skillz

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

Uhmm, yes, i'd like to add your name to Meagan's Law

 

[Nathan]

Uhmm, yes, i'd like to add your name to Meagan's Law

I don't get it.

 

[Lao Tzu]

if her face weren't weird and she had a different personality she'd be pretty attractive.




Whenever i go about killing women i always prefer to rip their socks off their feet and shove them up their mouth while screaming 'taste what we taste bitch, taste what we taste'.

 

[Creepusmaximus]

With all the excitement of a pedophile wandering through a day-care,

To funny. LOL. Other than that you need to seek some therapy.

 

[Nathan]

if her face weren't weird and she had a different personality she'd be pretty attractive.




Whenever i go about killing women i always prefer to rip their socks off their feet and shove them up their mouth while screaming 'taste what we taste bitch, taste what we taste'.

Personally, I really like the screaming. Having said that, I have found that cutting off their feet while they are STILL wearing socks and THEN shoving their entire feet into their mouth is far more enjoyable.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

Whenever i go about killing women i always prefer to rip their socks off their feet and shove them up their mouth while screaming 'taste what we taste bitch, taste what we taste'.

LMAO way too funny