Nathan is not getting payed

[BigAndy69]

As some of you know, Nathan has a part time job at a conveniance store (a real winner!)

He's had to go in for training for the past month. He finally completed the advanced training program; How to work the register, the difference between King Size and Regular...etc. We are all very proud of him. In fact, I past by the store to watch him get lip from his Korean boss.

Here's the best part; he has been working at this store for 6 weeks now, and he has yet to see a dime. He agreed not to be compensated for his month long training.

It's taking up a lot of his time. In fact he should be posting right now, but he's too busy organzing the different kinds of Iced Tea.

 

[PoyeBoy]

LMAO, thats even better than his last quality job of telemarketing, does he get to wear a smock?

 

[Dial_tone]

What does advanced convenience store training entail? Which impulse purchases should be on the ends of the aisle?

 

[BigAndy69]

LMAO, thats even better than his last quality job of telemarketing, does he get to wear a smock?

Nathan usually wears a cap everywhere when he doesn't feel like gellin' up his hair but his boss won't allow caps.

I just happened to pass by when Nathan was working, the first day he learned he couldn't wear a cap. Ah! what a sight that was.

 

[anabolicmd]

I thought Nathan was an attorney?

 

[BigAndy69]

What does advanced convenience store training entail? Which impulse purchases should be on the ends of the aisle?

Beef Jerky, Key Chains and those little chocolat bottled alcohol

Also, he has to remember to say: "Did you find everything you were looking for?" He's still working on that, but we beleive in him.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

sounds like a model employee

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I wasn't even supposed to be here today.

 

[F117A Active Stealth]

Bwahahahahahah!!!! LOL!!!

Poor guy. I've done Telemarketing before. It's a job you don't wish on your worst enemies....

 

[psychedout]

Isn't it illegal to not pay someone for training??

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

LMAO, thats even better than his last quality job of telemarketing, does he get to wear a smock?

like me

 

[rjl296]

Isn't it illegal to not pay someone for training??

not in canada, those guys have some fucked up laws.
they even make them sleep w/ their cousins

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

not in canada, those guys have some fucked up laws.
they even make them sleep w/ their cousins

those bastards. an invasion is imminent.

 

[AAP]

Holy Fuck... I would have loved to hear nathans telemarketing calls.

 

[F117A Active Stealth]

Holy Fuck... I would have loved to hear nathans telemarketing calls.

I can tell you some of mine if you like.

 

[AAP]

I can tell you some of mine if you like.

I can picture Nathan talking about reaching in the vagina and pulling out Hunter's magic bow.

Or his "I haven't slept in 40 years" drug stuff.

 

[-SD-]

What does advanced convenience store training entail? Which impulse purchases should be on the ends of the aisle?

It involves Seven Omega 8th Degree Black Belt Certification.

 

[Dial_tone]

It involves Seven Omega 8th Degree Black Belt Certification.

Should be right up Ashamed's alley then.

 

[Lumberg]

Holy Fuck... I would have loved to hear nathans telemarketing calls.

Especially on the day he decided he didn't want to work there any more.

 

[psychedout]

I can picture Nathan talking about reaching in the vagina and pulling out Hunter's magic bow.

Or his "I haven't slept in 40 years" drug stuff.

No kidding lol. He was probly also tell people that he has an enormous penis.

 

[BileStew]

they even make them sleep w/ their cousins

So Canada is a province of West Virginia?

 

[AAP]

No kidding lol. He was probly also tell people that he has an enormous penis.

Fuck yeah... that's our nathan right there.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

lol oh no...

 

[MFMan]

Best thread ever!

 

[canadianhitman]

A month?!?!?! To train for work in a convenience store???? BWAAAHAAHAA! I worked at a convenience store once (on weekends when I was in like grade 10). My training was two days. He needs to start skimming the till immediately to compensate himself!

 

[tiger88]

i wonder if he would get pissed at me for eating stuff off the shelf while i shop




i do pay for it still

 

[BigAndy69]

A month?!?!?! To train for work in a convenience store???? BWAAAHAAHAA! I worked at a convenience store once (on weekends when I was in like grade 10). My training was two days. He needs to start skimming the till immediately to compensate himself!

Lol, I went in there the other day and tried to negotiate the price of a protein bars...he was begging me to leave.

The owner thinks everyone is stupid so it takes a long time to train...

 

[canadianhitman]

If he's a real friend, the discount will be 100% when he is working there on his own...and after he's figured out the blind spots of the security cameras.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

Lol, I went in there the other day and tried to negotiate the price of a protein bars...he was begging me to leave.

The owner thinks everyone is stupid so it takes a long time to train...

lol, nathan is getting taken advantage of by a frail old man


PS-. ask nathan about the banana-flavored condom that was sent to him, he'll deny it though, so keep asking

 

[JohnnyMolson]

I just gotta stop by this convenience store sometime...