Nasty new gym experience.

[~HOUNDOG~]

Earlier today I decided to go look for a new gym. Maybe I was bored with my current one I'm not sure. So I was cruisin the streets and the first place I saw I decided to check out. It was a bloody slum but those are the best places for hard core workouts as you all know. As soon as I entered I noticed there were only a few pencil necks in the decrepit shithole doing endless sets of preacher curls but there was a hottie fitness slut. I walked over to the squat rack and loaded up 3 45 plates aside and began pumping. Warmups are for pussies. I was having a great time showing off my stuff to this girlie. I was going hard and heavy until half way through my 8 rep I felt a little gurggle in my lower stomach and a torrent of shit spewed into my shorts. It was leaking on to the floor and down my leg. And did it ever stink! I attribute that to the chimichanga I ate earlier. It was if my ass turned into a portable refried bean factory! Needless to say I immediately when to the locker room, leaving a trail of brown spots on the floor. I change my clothes and left. So embarrasing. Anyone else ever have a similar experience?

 

[theoak01]

you cant be serious

 

[PoyeBoy]

Im with bitchboy on this one, dog you cant be telling the truth

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

Im fo real bro.

 

[MassiveGunz]

im callin bs

ive never seen a squat rak inside a refried bean factry and ivebeen in tons of em

 

[AustinTX]

you ought to post it on the training or powerlifting board, bet you'll find some other "brothers"

 

[theoak01]

Im with bitchboy on this one, dog you cant be telling the truth

BitchBoy? what the fuck,like my balls

 

[PoyeBoy]

BitchBoy? what the fuck,like my balls

No I dont like nuts

 

[ExtermiN8r]

that is a damn funny story

 

[Necrophagia]

FUNNIEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!



I had an embarassing moment. When I was playing peewee football I had to piss, and was on the field. And had to go BAAAAD. So I just went while getting in the lineup.

 

[beefybull]

im callin bs

ive never seen a squat rak inside a refried bean factry and ivebeen in tons of em

I just about 'spewed a torrent of shit' into my shorts

 

[Mad4Iron]

It must be contagious as I pissed myself when I read it.

Mad

 

[supersizeme]

The ooooold crapping during a set of squats thread.

We meet again.

 

[muscle_geek]

You gambled and lost.

 

[Saizen]

That's what you get when you don't do a warm up set

 

[theoak01]

FUNNIEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!



I had an embarassing moment. When I was playing peewee football I had to piss, and was on the field. And had to go BAAAAD. So I just went while getting in the lineup.

I had a incident like that but only I was 8 playing hockey,I told the coach I had to piss and he said to piss myself so I did

 

[PlateheadJim]

Why I remember it as if it where just yesterday ....

I was benching about 365 and boy does that excite me! Right in front of me was my favorite fitness slut that I haven't had yet. She smiled and winked at me as I pumped out my 3rd set - BUT SUDDENLY (scared you didn't I) my errection went out of control and blew a huge load on her face and all over the floor! Man was I embarresed.

 

[HANSEL]

FUNNIEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!



I had an embarassing moment. When I was playing peewee football I had to piss, and was on the field. And had to go BAAAAD. So I just went while getting in the lineup.

Thats funny, when I had to Piss bad in Pop Warner footbal, Id just say fug it and go in my shorts......With Undies, Jock, Girdle thing, and Football pants and pads, It was like I had depends on. I feel bad tho, my mom had to wash that shit.

 

[Necrophagia]

LOL hell yeah


The cup kinda acted like a toilet and kept most of it in.

 

[duritz]

back in college i saw a kid shit himself when he was deadlifting. Sickest thing i ever saw. It was running down his leg and everything.

 

[WarriorPL]

Too funny!

 

[TerraNoble]

Earlier today I decided to go look for a new gym. Maybe I was bored with my current one I'm not sure. So I was cruisin the streets and the first place I saw I decided to check out. It was a bloody slum but those are the best places for hard core workouts as you all know. As soon as I entered I noticed there were only a few pencil necks in the decrepit shithole doing endless sets of preacher curls but there was a hottie fitness slut. I walked over to the squat rack and loaded up 3 45 plates aside and began pumping. Warmups are for pussies. I was having a great time showing off my stuff to this girlie. I was going hard and heavy until half way through my 8 rep I felt a little gurggle in my lower stomach and a torrent of shit spewed into my shorts. It was leaking on to the floor and down my leg. And did it ever stink! I attribute that to the chimichanga I ate earlier. It was if my ass turned into a portable refried bean factory! Needless to say I immediately when to the locker room, leaving a trail of brown spots on the floor. I change my clothes and left. So embarrasing. Anyone else ever have a similar experience?

Dude, you are really fukin' up big time...After you shitted in the gym and got cozy (read blow job) with a shemale ,what the hell is next?

Getting married with a shemale maybe?I wont be surprised..

Too bad I am out of Karma Juice for now ,otherwise I would have blasted your sorry ass...Or should I say happy as he enjoyed some good shit(literally) in the gym and with the shemale

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

What social faux-pas are there in a situation like this? Does first date rule apply,where you don't phone the other person for two days? It has been a day and I want to go back to the gym tomorrow and bang out a few dead sets. Maybe I can get a second chance with the fitness slut? Who knows.

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

WELL?

 

[AustinTX]

If she saw you crap in your pants get over it, and keep looking for another new gym.