name the three things you like most about me

[tuc biscuit]

what's that I hear you say? 'just three'......yes just three for now, otherwise the lists will be too long, so have a think about all my great qualities and traits and name the three that make you love me the most


and begin

 

[wnt2bBeast]

the dirty skanks you post

 

[Evil_Frisky]

 

[alien amp pharm]

1. It's easy to pwn you

2. You make me look better

3. I never have to worry about competition with the ladies from you.

 

[tiger88]

1. you go out and try to bang hoes (make effort and u actully lay the pipes onhoes
2. u are cool with being 350 lbs
3. trustyworthy...id deal with u in the UK - usa sneaking around customs shipping

 

[needtogetaas]

1. It's easy to pwn you

2. You make me look better

3. I never have to worry about competition with the ladies from you.

what he said.

 

[Deterass]

1. It's easy to pwn you

2. You make me look better

3. I never have to worry about competition with the ladies from you.

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

 

[tuc biscuit]

what he said.

you are married, you don't have to worry about chicks, you will be hitting that same stale pair of flaps for the next 50 years, enjoy

 

[Raina]

You're kind to turtles and believe that they are little sparkling blessings from above.

You sent me that video of you dancing a little jig in a children's talent show and it was disturbing but unique.

You are always nice to me.

 

[Deterass]

what he said.

What???

You pwn yourself with every post.

 

[Ish]

I can't think of one, let alone three.

 

[tuc biscuit]

I can't think of one, let alone three.

oh you're just being difficult now

 

[Mr. dB]

I like that you didn't just rest on the laurels of your superior genetics and actually put in the effort. I know a few really big guys who I've tried to cajole into lifting, because they'd be good at it, and they always say "Why bother? I'm already strong enough." Wasted potential always pisses me off.

 

[Griz1]

You cinch up right when I cum.

 

[tuc biscuit]

You cinch up right when I cum.

thanks, means a lot




also thanks mr. db, could you tell that to my dad about me academically too please

 

[perkele]

1. You like scat sex
2. You're not shamed to admit it
3. You're funny, sometimes.

 

[artrius]

1. you don't live anywhere near me.

2. you don't live anywhere near me.

3. you don't live anywhere near me.

 

[Scotsman]

1. You live over 2,000 miles away so I never have to see you.

2. It's easy to ignore you online.

3. Guess I don't need three now do I.


Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[BrothaBill]

What???

You pwn yourself with every post.

Ease up on him Deterass lol. He brings great perspective to the board and comic relief. Its good to have him here to argue with sometimes. He's cool

 

[jackangel]

when you're asleep and not posting

when you're drunk/passed out and not posting

when you're not home and not posting

your chin

 

[hamstershaver]

1 you bang fatties
2 you tell it like it is
3 you are responsible for hammy

 

[BUBBLES]

You make funny posts.
You post pics of average girls not always models - very good!!!
Like the Aussies say ---You are a bloody pom! lol

 

[pintoca]

your facepartying abilities
you are complete helpless with technology
you eat prawn sammiches

 

[tuc biscuit]

your facepartying abilities
you are complete helpless with technology
you eat prawn sammiches

nobody knows me like you do

 

[Becoming]

1-you like plumper girls, which is appreciated... except for the fat ugly ones, which is like 75% of what you post.

2-you are a big ass fattie... which isn't so great except for the fact that whenever you are around, I can always pick up at least a 1/4lb burger fries and a shake, just from what you drop on the floor.

3-you keep insisting on hiding your sister from us... which kind of sucks really cause you know we already would have hit that, but it is just building up the suspense and the anticipation, which we all know is better than the real thing.