Name the most Inept EF member

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Name the most inept member and what they are inept at.

I will start with the easiest one of all since he inspired this thread: evansteve, for getting women.

 

[Gambino]

superdave: inept at killing wasps

 

[Gambino]

stilleto:inept at maintaining an erection

 

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superdave: inept at killing wasps

I terminated those fuckers the other day. Took 3 cans of long range spray but I did it.

 

[Lestat]

evensteve: inept at getting laid

 

[Evil_Frisky]

i better not see my name in this damn thread

 

[Lestat]

George Spellwin: inept at pleasing non plats.

 

[redguru]

1_more_rep, inept at forming a functional paragraph.

 

[Sub-Zero]

angel: inept at not getting penal fluids on her while asleep

 

[SoKlueles]

soklueles for being inept to inline skate and possibly breaking a bone

 

[ohashi]

Frisky: inept at sticking to thread's goal

 

[evansteve]

yay, i inspired a thread.


Digger, inept at mercy.

 

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evensteve: inept at getting laid

Nah rob, remember he isnt trying to get laid, he just wants a girlfriend. He is answering a higher calling than us disgusting mortals who cant control our animalistic urges to fuck.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Frisky: inept at sticking to thread's goal

 

[evansteve]

Nah rob, remember he isnt trying to get laid, he just wants a girlfriend. He is answering a higher calling than us disgusting mortals who cant control our animalistic urges to fuck.

actually i am not sure if that is so true.

in the end we are all animalistic. half my reason for getting married will probably be so that i can have sex without guilt the other half because i want a woman.
but yeah, what im trying to say, is that every man is flawed. and every man wants to get laid, and that fits somewhere within his goals.

i should quit trying to pretend to be so innocent.

 

[BileStew]

i should quit trying to pretend to be so innocent.

Yeah, go rob a bank or a 5 state killing spree.

Take pics.

 

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actually i am not sure if that is so true.

in the end we are all animalistic. half my reason for getting married will probably be so that i can have sex without guilt the other half because i want a woman.
but yeah, what im trying to say, is that every man is flawed. and every man wants to get laid, and that fits somewhere within his goals.

i should quit trying to pretend to be so innocent.

Quit trying to pretend that sex is plentiful when you are married also. All things being equal the sex drops off after a couple gets married as opposed to when they were dating. Thats statistical fact.

 

[theoak01]

Frisky -for killing mice,lol darlin I had to,dont hate me

 

[ohashi]

needtogetatutor, at constructing readable sentences.
theoak01, at knowing the difference between "at" and "for."
hamsterrapist, at donating karma.

 

[*MissFit*]

for once i wont make it WEE

 

[evansteve]

Quit trying to pretend that sex is plentiful when you are married also. All things being equal the sex drops off after a couple gets married as opposed to when they were dating. Thats statistical fact.

for Christians who dont have sex while they are dating though, I bet sex goes up dramatically

 

[jerkbox]

you said member