SNAKES
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Snakes are romantic and charming. They are deep thinkers and always mysterious. Snakes are graceful and soft spoken. They love a good book and appreciate all of the arts. They lean towards all of the finer things in life. Snakes trust themselves above all others and are seldom wrong; but behind a sophisticated front, snakes are very superstitious! They are independent workers. Snakes can break down complex situations with ease and resolve them in a controlled manner. They are gifted with an incredible memory, which is a big asset in their careers. Snakes can spot a problem before it occurs with their visionary minds. Snakes are good with money and don't have to worry about finances. Somehow, when money is needed, it appears. In spite of their good luck with money, Snakes should never gamble. They could suffer big losses if they did, but snakes learn fast. Once they have made a mistake, they never repeat it. They also never forgive you if you break a promise. By nature they are skeptical beings but they keep their suspicions to themselves. They are very private and are never concerned with the business of others. Idle gossip is not for the snake. They can be possessive in their relationships with others. Snakes are passionate people, but also jealous lovers. They can appear quiet and passive, but watch out, they never betray their true feelings. Their moves are planned out well in advance and they will hold their position to the end. They can be evasive, and just when you think you have them, they slip away. Being based on strength, they always maintain their presence of mind during confusion or in crisis. Whatever happens, snakes always strike out for themselves. They know how to use people and situations to their own advantage. They are destined for fame and fortune. Famous people that are snakes would include Ben Stiller and Brooke Shields. Even Bart Simpson is destined to fall under the sign of the snake.
yeah that could be you shaggs