my workout partner just called me

[Carmen]

i can't understand much of what he says cause he's british with a wierd accent and his voice is so deep i don't think my ears pick up the frequency.
anyway, he said (i think) that his wife is going to the gym tonight with him before she goes back home tomorrow. (she lives in england. no, i don't know why.) He said she forgot to bring workout clothes with her so he asked if i could bring some for her.

um... EWWWW!

I don't even know what clean clothes i have, but i'm sorry... i don't want some other woman sweating into my clothes. and when did she expect to give it back to me? today after she uses it? or was she going to give them to her husband to wash so he could return them to me? workout out with someone is one thing, but i really don't want him washing my clothes, even if its his own wifes sweat on them.
blech.
i said i don't think i have anything clean. then i don't know what he said and i said i'd see them later.
maybe i'll bring some shorts and tell her to keep them. she can wear her husband's giant tshirts, not one of mine.

 

[Mr. dB]

I don't think there's anything she can do to your stuff that won't wash out. Be a sport.

 

[Dial_tone]

let her use the Inzer shirt, just don't tell her what it is.

 

[chewyxrage]

lil paranoid are we?

 

[velvett]

It's a man woman thing - men dont think about things like women do.
LOL

I'd probably just go to TJmac and pick up something.
Does she have sneakers?

Weird.

 

[Carmen]

I don't think there's anything she can do to your stuff that won't wash out. Be a sport.

washed out by WHOM? me? yuck.
her husband?
she's bigger than me, i will find some bike shorts and let her keep them. she's a sweater. (as in, a person who sweats, not like a cardigan)

 

[ViperHMS]

Walmart, 10 bucks, problem solved! LOL

 

[Carmen]

It's a man woman thing - men dont think about things like women do.
LOL

I'd probably just go to TJmac and pick up something.
Does she have sneakers?

Weird.

i'm glad you understand.
they live in roosivelt... probably not a lot of great shopping and maybe she doesn't know where to go but there's gotta be SOMETHING other than me. i guess she had sneakers. she should just borrow her husband's clothes and tighten the drawstring or ask me where a walmart is.
chewyx- i'm not paranoid, i just like my clothing to be kept to myself.... like my toothbrush.

 

[Miss24k]

I feel for ya Sugar.... Yea just give her something she can keep, I would be totally grossed out too if someone wanted to borrow my gym clothes.

The thought of someone else sweating up in my clothes ewwww

 

[WODIN]

My as well share tampons at this rate.

 

[Carmen]

I feel for ya Sugar.... Yea just give her something she can keep, I would be totally grossed out too if someone wanted to borrow my gym clothes.

The thought of someone else sweating up in my clothes ewwww

lol... thank you. i guess most women are like this. i don't even know the woman either, that makes it worse. if it was one of my gf's, of course. she's practically a stranger. a sweaty stranger.

 

[string_bean00]

I could lend out my clothes to some fat sweaty herpes infested dude, and as long as he washed them before he returned them, I'd be fine with it.

 

[Carmen]

My as well share tampons at this rate.

lol... she can have my used ones.

 

[chewyxrage]

I could lend out my clothes to some fat sweaty herpes infested dude, and as long as he washed them before he returned them, I'd be fine with it.

You're going to catch SARS

 

[velvett]

she should just borrow her husband's clothes and tighten the drawstring or ask me where a walmart is. .

seriously.
i'd be embarrased to not just go get my own clothes.

 

[string_bean00]

You're going to catch SARS

LOL.



I'm sure you share beer bongs with half of the people at NIU. You're going to catch SARS.

 

[Miss24k]

seriously.
i'd be embarrased to not just go get my own clothes.

Yea me too. Does she have no shame?

 

[string_bean00]

Yea me too. Does she have no shame?

She's British, lol.

 

[Carmen]

LOL.



I'm sure you share beer bongs with half of the people at NIU. You're going to catch SARS.

the other night i was with some friends and i had a glass of sambuca. my gf asked to try it, so i passed her my glass. her friend (who i didn't know) asked for a sip and she took it, then her boyfriend (who i also didn't know). then they handed it back to me.
grrrr.
i wiped the glass down, but i wasn't as freaked about that as i am about sharing my gym clothes.

 

[Carmen]

Yea me too. Does she have no shame?

i have no idea, but yeah, she's british. lol..
if she has no shame, how about wearing your husband's clothes instead of mine!??
I'm guessing she doesn't want to admit they would fit her.

 

[Miss24k]

i have no idea, but yeah, she's british. lol..
if she has no shame, how about wearing your husband's clothes instead of mine!??
I'm guessing she doesn't want to admit they would fit her.

Yea I'm thinking she doesn't want to admit her husband's clothes will fit her, especially since he works out with a hottie like Sugar!!!

 

[Carmen]

Yea I'm thinking she doesn't want to admit her husband's clothes will fit her, especially since he works out with a hottie like Sugar!!!

awww, thank you!
you wouldn't say that if you saw me working out. its not pretty.

 

[Miss24k]

the other night i was with some friends and i had a glass of sambuca. my gf asked to try it, so i passed her my glass. her friend (who i didn't know) asked for a sip and she took it, then her boyfriend (who i also didn't know). then they handed it back to me.
grrrr.
i wiped the glass down, but i wasn't as freaked about that as i am about sharing my gym clothes.

This reminds me of this woman at my work a few years ago. I was eating some food, and she passed by and was like oh that looks good, can I have a bite, I said hmm NO. I turned around to get the phone and when I turned back the nasty azz had my fork in her mouth. I was like what the hell are you doing, and she said oh I thought you were joking. I was so pissed I told her she could have the rest cause I lost my appetite. She was like what's the problem. I had to tell her I ain't trying to taste anyone else's body fluids unless it's my man's thanks.

 

[velvett]

you wouldn't say that if you saw me working out. its not pretty.

LOL

I'm the same way.
Fortunately I train alone and there's no one to see me.

 

[Carmen]

This reminds me of this woman at my work a few years ago. I was eating some food, and she passed by and was like oh that looks good, can I have a bite, I said hmm NO. I turned around to get the phone and when I turned back the nasty azz had my fork in her mouth. I was like what the hell are you doing, and she said oh I thought you were joking. I was so pissed I told her she could have the rest cause I lost my appetite. She was like what's the problem. I had to tell her I ain't trying to taste anyone else's body fluids unless it's my man's thanks.

LOL!!!! that is gross.
my mom always does that to me, but at least its my own mother. although i don't think she would borrow my workout clothes.

 

[string_bean00]

My roommate had a bad habit of grabbing whatever sandwich I was eating and taking a bite when I got up for a second.

 

[Miss24k]

LOL!!!! that is gross.
my mom always does that to me, but at least its my own mother. although i don't think she would borrow my workout clothes.

Well at least it's your mom... and not some nasty woman that you work with and hardly know...that was so disgusting!!!

 

[Carmen]

My roommate had a bad habit of grabbing whatever sandwich I was eating and taking a bite when I got up for a second.

but as long as he washed it you were ok with it, right?

 

[EnderJE]

My roommate had a bad habit of grabbing whatever sandwich I was eating and taking a bite when I got up for a second.

Heh. I used to have that. The fucker would just come on by and eat my lunch for the next day.

Fucker didn't like it after pepto or the bout with the exlax.

 

[string_bean00]

but as long as he washed it you were ok with it, right?

LOL, actually that pissed me off quite well. He stopped after he did it while he had a cold, and I told him to just keep the sandwich.

 

[Subzeero]

She's British, lol.

The root of the problem. Maybe they are trying to be too freindly. next thing you know they will offer you their clothes. If you don't like this then you are in the wrong circle of people.

 

[Carmen]

The root of the problem. Maybe they are trying to be too freindly. next thing you know they will offer you their clothes. If you don't like this then you are in the wrong circle of people.

lol... they aren't friends of mine, i just workout with her husband. and not cause we even workout the same, only cause we are both there at the same time and know eachother and bench on the same days. plus, i'm a good spotter.

 

[ChefWide]

Most brittish guys are into crossdressing, just have Ian lend the wife some of his frilly wear.

Oh, btw, how is their teeth?

 

[Carmen]

Most brittish guys are into crossdressing, just have Ian lend the wife some of his frilly wear.

Oh, btw, how is their teeth?

Ian? his name is actually... ready for this... Gauntlett but everyone calls him danny.
anyway, cheffy... he's about 5'10" (maybe shorter, thats just a guess) and i think 265lbs. he'd be shopping in the LARGE ladies stores for sure.
i never looked at his teeth. but i think they are gross. his eyes are always red. his wifes teeth are LONG and kinda brown. blech.

 

[UA_Iron]

My roommate had a bad habit of grabbing whatever sandwich I was eating and taking a bite when I got up for a second.

I would get violent if my roommate did that, I'd have his ass on the ground and be headbutting him.

People from catholic schools are always off though.

 

[ChefWide]

Ian? his name is actually... ready for this... Gauntlett but everyone calls him danny.
anyway, cheffy... he's about 5'10" (maybe shorter, thats just a guess) and i think 265lbs. he'd be shopping in the LARGE ladies stores for sure.
i never looked at his teeth. but i think they are gross. his eyes are always red. his wifes teeth are LONG and kinda brown. blech.

Yikes. He sounds like a house.

LONG teeth... asside from the bad color choice, the long sounds pretty heinous all by itself.

Hey, lady, did I mention that I hoped you had a great new year? big ol' kisses to ya. Wish we could have hoisted a glass or two.

Oh, and no clothes for HorseyMouth, m'kay?

 

[Carmen]

Yikes. He sounds like a house.

LONG teeth... asside from the bad color choice, the long sounds pretty heinous all by itself.

Hey, lady, did I mention that I hoped you had a great new year? big ol' kisses to ya. Wish we could have hoisted a glass or two.

Oh, and no clothes for HorseyMouth, m'kay?

awww, thanks babe. yes, that would have been nice to have celebrated with you. I'm a goofy drunk.
yeah, danny is a mountain. he's a bodyguard and head of security at a college. i think he hides a gun under his bitch tits but boy are he and his wife ugly.
happy new year to you... try to make it over the civilized part of the world, huh?

 

[ChefWide]

awww, thanks babe. yes, that would have been nice to have celebrated with you. I'm a goofy drunk.
yeah, danny is a mountain. he's a bodyguard and head of security at a college. i think he hides a gun under his bitch tits but boy are he and his wife ugly.
happy new year to you... try to make it over the civilized part of the world, huh?

Sportin' a bit of gyno, eh? Poor Maxwellhouse..er... Danny... hmmm... no buzzards on any shitwagons near them? Sounds like the pirate teeth might be her most redeeming feature... other than the desire to smell your workout gear, which...er.... i guess... who can blame her?


New York was sposed to be february, but that might be a wash... workin' my way to dinner with the Plum, one of these days...

 

[Carmen]

Sportin' a bit of gyno, eh? Poor Maxwellhouse..er... Danny... hmmm... no buzzards on any shitwagons near them? Sounds like the pirate teeth might be her most redeeming feature... other than the desire to smell your workout gear, which...er.... i guess... who can blame her?


New York was sposed to be february, but that might be a wash... workin' my way to dinner with the Plum, one of these days...

yeah, he's got the whole gyno thing going on rather nicely. He juiced a lot in his younger days, before drug testing became a job requirement (he carries a gun).
now that i think of it... he DOES talk like a pirate! thats why i can't understand him!!! omg, you're a genius.
let me know when you're gonna be in the states. we'll have to plan something.

 

[awittyusername]

Why would you be so upset about a girl wearing your workout clothes? You had no trouble letting JerseyArt wear and prance around in your panties.

 

[Robert Jan]

I dont really see the problem.

I'd borrow someone mine.

 

[Carmen]

Why would you be so upset about a girl wearing your workout clothes? You had no trouble letting JerseyArt wear and prance around in your panties.

yeah, but after i saw they were stained i let him keep them.

 

[Y_lifter]

After she wears them you could make soup..

 

[Evil_Frisky]

you wouldn't say that if you saw me working out. its not pretty.

BINGO ... me too

 

[*MissFit*]

I don't udnerstand how women can stay all pretty well working out.. Sorry i got my umbra shorts and a baggy tshirt

BINGO ... me too

 

[EnderJE]

You ugly chicks should of joined my previous gym. Chicks would put makeup before, during, and after their workouts.

I was like...WTF?

The during part really threw me. I saw this chick bench...fix her makeup...and continue benching. Never got it.

 

[*MissFit*]

Nope i go to sweat!

 

[Zebo]

I'm sorry, I'm with the ladies on this one. That's gross and shouldn't even have been asked.

 

[Miss24k]

You ugly chicks should of joined my previous gym. Chicks would put makeup before, during, and after their workouts.

I was like...WTF?

The during part really threw me. I saw this chick bench...fix her makeup...and continue benching. Never got it.

haha I can't help but laugh when I see the girls in the locker room fixing their make up, and doing their hair to go workout.

Damn I look a mess when I'm done my workout.

 

[EnderJE]

Ah, I look like that all the time.

 

[wnt2bBeast]

let her borrow some thongs

 

[ceo]

I dont blame you at all. I wouldnt do it.

 

[The Heretic]

Well at least it's your mom... and not some nasty woman that you work with and hardly know...that was so disgusting!!!

Yeah, but her mom's mouth has been on her dad's dick...

 

[MrMuscle]

why dont you work out with your hubby?

 

[Carmen]

Yeah, but her mom's mouth has been on her dad's dick...

my parents have been divorced for 32 years and my dad is dead.
mr. muscle- lets not even go there- its not gonna happen.

 

[DEEZPAZ]

I"m sorry but thats white-trashish for even asking!!!
I would be completely embarrassed to even think of asking someone for some workout clothes!!

 

[Carmen]

I"m sorry but thats white-trashish for even asking!!!
I would be completely embarrassed to even think of asking someone for some workout clothes!!

lol...... is it ironic that they are not white?
i went to the gym and totally forgot to bring her shorts. she was wearing sweats that fit her fine and then she told me they were her husbands. good, sweat into his clothes and then leave them as a memento.

 

[DEEZPAZ]

Shes either a cow or a toothpick...
That can't be a good thing that she fit into them..
I'm sure those sweats have had far worse things in them!!!

 

[Carmen]

Shes either a cow or a toothpick...
That can't be a good thing that she fit into them..
I'm sure those sweats have had far worse things in them!!!

on the verge of cow.
her hubby is 5'8", 265. she can wear his pants.
but, in her defense.... its all ass. if you were a guy that liked really big asses, she's not so bad. i mean... if you covered her face.
omg, thats terrible of me. she's really nice. i just can't look at teeth like that.

 

[DEEZPAZ]

Hey thats what either a pillow or brown bag is for!!!

 

[wnt2bBeast]

on the verge of cow.
her hubby is 5'8", 265. she can wear his pants.
but, in her defense.... its all ass. if you were a guy that liked really big asses, she's not so bad. i mean... if you covered her face.
omg, thats terrible of me. she's really nice. i just can't look at teeth like that.

i like junk in the trunk

 

[Carmen]

i like junk in the trunk

good thing.

 

[Smurfy]

I do find it odd that she (or he) would ask to borrow your clothes seeing as you dont even know her. But if someone asked me, Id just go ahead and do it, as long as they returned the clothing washed. Id think it was strange, but i would probably do it.

 

[wnt2bBeast]

good thing.

 

[Carmen]

I do find it odd that she (or he) would ask to borrow your clothes seeing as you dont even know her. But if someone asked me, Id just go ahead and do it, as long as they returned the clothing washed. Id think it was strange, but i would probably do it.

well she doesn't know me, but her hubby does. i'm guessing she wanted to workout with him and didn't have clothes so the logical person to ask for workout clothes would be the woman he works out with (me). i'm smaller than her, but i'm not tiny so she probably assumed i'm a good candidate, plus she knew she'd see me at the gym.
except, she couldn't wash the clothes, she'd have to have her husband do it and although he's a nice guy, i'd feel funny having him wash my clothes, even if its his wifes sweat on them.