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Today when I came into work I heard from this large co worker woman (who I refer to as "Lurch" because she only makes deep throaty noises and stands a good 7 ft tall with 200lbs of solid muscle mass) tells me the manager was on the war path to find volunteers to take over tmr as everyone else is going to this company retirement party for some old timer. Anyways, I see her come to receving (where they stuffed me) and I tried to dive into the compacter to escape, but alas I was too slow.. and she asked the dreaded "can you come in tomorrow ? " question. And I was like "Umm.... yeaahhhhh." So after she left I sat there and cried for a good 5 minutes because tomorrow I have my first date in like 4 months and I really liek this chick and I keep having to cancel with her. And Lurch comes up to me and shes liek "Eerrrr" and I was like "you said it Lurch, you said it..." and I cried again.

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