My War Theory

[68GT350]

My Sex Theory

My friends and I were discussing this. I have several hypothesis that I'd love to test out. First of all, I'd like to state that it's rare to see gay men fight like hetero men do. They don't get into brawls and they don't rage like we hetero's tend to.

I think this is so, because gay men have it easier then hetero men do, regarding a social life. All men want the same thing--sex! So, when a gay man wants to go out on Saturday to get laid, he generally has a greater chance of getting this accomplished as compared to the hetero who's chances are much slimmer due to womens' generally lower sex drive. In summary, when gay men want to fuck, they fuck cuz all men want to fuck!

Now with this all said, this is my hypothesis. In order to bring about world peace, we need to accomplish one major hurdle. We need to satisfy mens' insatiable appetite for sex. One unlikely solution is to all turn gay and always be sexually gratified. Easy in theory but most of us will agree that cock is not acceptable. The next choice would be to call upon women to cater to our instincts. Only then will the world truly be peaceful. Women of the world...it's in your hands...er, pusses!

 

[68GT350]

someone comment?

 

[68GT350]

bump one last time...

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

WTF? did you break your dicky again? lol

 

[68GT350]

Damn it!!!

 

[Taps]

Sex in the name of peace. Now there's an idea I can get behind.

Make love not war....maybe those hippies wern't so wrong after all.

 

[PinK233]

You've inspired me to go out there and bang as many men as possible....thank you

 

[68GT350]

Thank you...I was placed on God's good earth to unite our people and bring forth properity and good will towards all men an women alike! Let the fuck-fest begin!

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Thank you...I was placed on God's good earth to unite our people and bring forth properity and good will towards all men an women alike! Let the fuck-fest begin!

Dam, I didnt know you could still bang chicks with a dicky cast You da Man!

 

[WODIN]

68gt....this is one of the better ideas I've seen in months!

 

[casavant]

If they could just invent a testosterone derivative that affected nothing but sex drive in women. My girlfriend came over at 2:00 this morning- aaah, what a nice surprise. I must say I'm in a much better mood. Any of you who saw some of my posts from yesterday would probably agree

 

[O'Stanozol]

Actually I hate to say that, but it was proven that gay were better soldiers in combat than
their normal pears.

 

[conan69]

you are right if men had to turn gay it would solve world peace
because

All straight men would kill themselves, and gay men would have sex with women...so basically after time, the human race would die off

and i dont want to hear about artificial incemination (sp)

 

[68GT350]

you are right if men had to turn gay it would solve world peace
because

All straight men would kill themselves, and gay men would have sex with women...so basically after time, the human race would die off

and i dont want to hear about artificial incemination (sp)

Well, there's more to this threory that meets that very same problem head on. You see, because all men will be satisfied, sexually, they won't spend as much time doing stupid shit in an attempt to get the elusive lay from a girl. Now they will dvise ways for men to bear children!

 

[Gilbyag]

Re: My Sex Theory

All men want the same thing--sex! So, when a gay man wants to go out on Saturday to get laid, he generally has a greater chance of getting this accomplished as compared to the hetero who's chances are much slimmer due to womens' generally lower sex drive. In summary, when gay men want to fuck, they fuck cuz all men want to fuck!

I think this is why May1010 thought he was so "hot".... he had a false sense of hotness. lol

 

[HappyScrappy]

Re: My Sex Theory

My friends and I were discussing this. I have several hypothesis that I'd love to test out. First of all, I'd like to state that it's rare to see gay men fight like hetero men do. They don't get into brawls and they don't rage like we hetero's tend to.

may1010 had his nose broken by one of his exes, and someone else on here was talking about how their ex beat the hell out of them at some point.

they are still guys.

not all of them are the twinkle-toes-fruits like supersizeme

 

[68GT350]

True...we can't eliminate every bit of male aggression. There always will be lovers' spats but...Hey wait a minute! I'm calling for girls to have sex in the name of world peace. Don't argue with me guys! DAMN IT

 

[68GT350]

Just think about it...would you EVER get pissed if you got laid anytime you wanted? I sure wouldn't!

 

[supersizeme]

ok bitch that was totally unncecessary.

*taking my belt off*

 

[conan69]

Well, there's more to this threory that meets that very same problem head on. You see, because all men will be satisfied, sexually, they won't spend as much time doing stupid shit in an attempt to get the elusive lay from a girl. Now they will dvise ways for men to bear children!

oh i see, well your theory is interesting!!

 

[JohnnyO]

Hmm .. it doesn't quite explain Sparta and the Army of Lovers, but I see your point.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Re: My Sex Theory

My friends and I were discussing this. I have several hypothesis that I'd love to test out. First of all, I'd like to state that it's rare to see gay men fight like hetero men do. They don't get into brawls and they don't rage like we hetero's tend to.

nope. i think statistically, homosexuals (male & female) are just as likely to engage in spousal abuse as heterosexuals.

 

[macDbol]

everyone would be driving cheap ass dirty cars and wearing potato sacks,,but fuck it everyone will be happy....we'll be one giant hippie nation

 

[68GT350]

Hmm .. it doesn't quite explain Sparta and the Army of Lovers, but I see your point.

If I were your lover...would you beat me?

 

[JohnnyO]

I'm never one to throw the first punch, but if I said something to you and then you pushed me or slapped me, it's time to rumble!

Actually from my experience it's more like a wrestling match than a fist fight .. and watch out for those queens with the Lee Press-on Nails .. they scratch and bite and kick you with their heals!

 

[Gilbyag]

Actually from my experience it's more like a wrestling match than a fist fight ..

...is this naked and oiled up..... lol

 

[Dean Kuntz]

I'd say this theory is correct 100% in western countries. The media feeds people with violent thoughts instead of thoughts of delightful and easy sex.

 

[68GT350]

I'm never one to throw the first punch, but if I said something to you and then you pushed me or slapped me, it's time to rumble!

Actually from my experience it's more like a wrestling match than a fist fight .. and watch out for those queens with the Lee Press-on Nails .. they scratch and bite and kick you with their heals!

That's why I'd be afraid to be gay (besides the whole dick in ass thing). I'm afraid that every arguement my signifigant other and I had, would result in a brawl. I'd never hit a girl but I never had a problem with popping a guy in the mouth for being a wise ass.