My vision is blurry and weird

[Nathan]

At first I was all, "This is great, I'm seeing two of everything. Life just doesn't get better than this. Granted, when I come across the next heifer I see I'll be wishing I didn't see two of her, but let's live in the moment..." This has been going on for an hour now or so. Clearly it's time to start panicking.

 

[Lift Chief]

Sweet?

 

[Nathan]

Sweet?

This was not the reaction I had expected but I'll take it.

As for drugs, I have taken none sir. I think it might be time to jump to conclusions. Having said that, there's a good chance I might be dying.

 

[Big Johnson]

What drugs have you been taking?

 

[Big Johnson]

Maybe the pirate's eye your lover gave you last night did some minor damage.

 

[Nathan]

Maybe the pirate's eye your lover gave you last night did some minor damage.

You're stupid.

 

[beastboy]

You eating right?

 

[Big Johnson]

You're stupid.

Did I hit a nerve? Huh???

 

[WODIN]

Your vision now fits everyones general perception of you nathan. Enjoy this rare insight.

 

[Nathan]

Your vision now fits everyones general perception of you nathan. Enjoy this rare insight.

Everyone perceives me to be blurry? That's odd. Is it cause I'm fast like lightning? I'll betcha that's it. Maybe it's cause I'm halfway into another plane of existence, a higher plane reserved for the truly gifted creatuers of every universe, a feat no other human being has ever achieved before. Thanks Wodin, I'm feeling much better. I had no idea you guys thought so highly of me.

 

[gettinlarger]

Try to clean out ALL of the semen next time bro.

 

[Nathan]

Try to clean out ALL of the semen next time bro.

I'm not your "bro" panzy.

 

[gettinlarger]

I'm not your "bro" panzy.

Aww, was my joke a little harsh for you?

 

[beastboy]

I'm not your "bro" panzy.

Your my broly, pasty.

 

[Nathan]

Boy did you get that wrong.

YOU got that wrong.

 

[WODIN]

Everyone perceives me to be blurry? That's odd. Is it cause I'm fast like lightning? I'll betcha that's it. Maybe it's cause I'm halfway into another plane of existence, a higher plane reserved for the truly gifted creatuers of every universe, a feat no other human being has ever achieved before. Thanks Wodin, I'm feeling much better. I had no idea you guys thought so highly of me.

Boy did you get that wrong.

 

[Nathan]

You notice that our post get bassackwards a lot of the time?

No, I hadn't noticed.

 

[WODIN]

YOU got that wrong.

You notice that our post get bassackwards a lot of the time?

 

[WODIN]

No, I hadn't noticed.

See did it again. Maye I have nathanal-veritical-dyslexia.

 

[gettinlarger]

See did it again. Maye I have nathanal-veritical-dyslexia.

You can't really spell with the best of 'em either.

 

[Nathan]

You can't really spell with the best of 'em either.

Good one.