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>Q: What's blue and fucks old people?
>A: Hypothermia
>Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered
wives' shelter?
>A: The dishes, if she knows what's good for her
>Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
>A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
>Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
>A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
>Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
>A: They don't fucking listen.
>Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
>A: Gonorrhoea
>Q: Why did God create yeast infections?
>A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once
in a while too.
>Q. How can you tell a macho woman?
>A. She rolls her own tampons.
>Q. Why do fags like ribbed condoms?
>A. Better traction in the mud.
>Q. What's the difference between a woman and a sheep?
>A. The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister.
>Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?
>A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years
old.
>Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
>A. Marry it.
>Q. What do you get when you cross two black people?
>A. Your ass kicked.
>Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
>A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
>Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
>A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.
>Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen?
>A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles an
hour.
>Q. Why do women call it PMS?
>A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
>Q. What's a mixed feeling?
>A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
>Q. What's the height of conceit?
>A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
>Q. What's the definition of macho?
>A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
>Q. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
>A. The cake jumps out of the girl.
>Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
>A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
>Q. How is pubic hair like parsley?
>A. You push it to the side before you start eating.
>Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
>A. You know she'll swallow.
>Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex Education on the same
day in Iraq?
>A: They don't want to wear out the camel
>Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
>A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.
>Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
>A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
>Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is
bedtime?
>A. When the big hand touches the little hand...
>Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
>A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.
>Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
>A. They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that kick
>Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
>A. Because its worth it
>A: Hypothermia
>Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered
wives' shelter?
>A: The dishes, if she knows what's good for her
>Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
>A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
>Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
>A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
>Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
>A: They don't fucking listen.
>Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
>A: Gonorrhoea
>Q: Why did God create yeast infections?
>A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once
in a while too.
>Q. How can you tell a macho woman?
>A. She rolls her own tampons.
>Q. Why do fags like ribbed condoms?
>A. Better traction in the mud.
>Q. What's the difference between a woman and a sheep?
>A. The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister.
>Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?
>A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years
old.
>Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
>A. Marry it.
>Q. What do you get when you cross two black people?
>A. Your ass kicked.
>Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
>A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
>Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
>A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.
>Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen?
>A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles an
hour.
>Q. Why do women call it PMS?
>A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
>Q. What's a mixed feeling?
>A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
>Q. What's the height of conceit?
>A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
>Q. What's the definition of macho?
>A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
>Q. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
>A. The cake jumps out of the girl.
>Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
>A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
>Q. How is pubic hair like parsley?
>A. You push it to the side before you start eating.
>Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
>A. You know she'll swallow.
>Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex Education on the same
day in Iraq?
>A: They don't want to wear out the camel
>Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
>A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.
>Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
>A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
>Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is
bedtime?
>A. When the big hand touches the little hand...
>Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
>A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.
>Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
>A. They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that kick
>Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
>A. Because its worth it
