My unlce's damn dog!

[Silverback316]

Man I keep my gear in an ab ball exercise box in the corner of my room where there are a lot of blankets I keep on top of them. My dad and I are staying at his brothers until our house is finished being built so the room I am in his my uncles computer room. Anyways my uncle's fucking little weiner dog has been coming in here lately when nobody is home and he fucking pulls all the blankets off of the boxes and he always knocks down my box with my gear in it. The box is now openly visible and if my dad or uncle ever got curious to open it I would be fucked. I love dogs more than anyone, but I am ready to kill this little fucker as he could get me in a lot of trouble and this is the best place to keep my stuff while were here. This little bastard also pissed on my shorts the other day and he eats his own shit, man what am I to do?

 

[The Terminator]

There are guys who are hired to solve these exact type of problems...

 

[Dutch windmill]

LMAO!!

I thought you were gonna tell us he ate all your dbols

D.W.

 

[Baby Gorilla]

Nah....

LMAO!!

I thought you were gonna tell us he ate all your dbols

Then he'd be complaining that his weiner is always hard. :lol:

 

[Syphonfilter]

Seriously,

Go to a pet store, preferably a PetsMart of Petco and they sell a spray called Boundary. It is supposedly odorless to us, but smells like absolute shit to dogs and they don't wanna go near it. Spray it around your area where u keep the gear or simply find another hiding spot.

 

[WelshInjectable]

Well if he eats his own shit then the spray would be like a red rag to a bull, haha. Feed him some dbol and throw him outside so he can chase large moving objects which can squash him.

 

[HGH man--Chargeback]

Dirty Dogs Done Dirt Cheap ! I Love to Eat Weiner Dogs, Where's He at? Yumm, yum ,Eat 'em up.

 

[Silverback316]

Well if he eats his own shit then the spray would be like a red rag to a bull, haha. Feed him some dbol and throw him outside so he can chase large moving objects which can squash him.

That is a good idea and I will try that, but like that guy who posted after you said he would probably like it if it smells like shit to dogs.lol

 

[Arias]

Accidents happen my friend. I love dogs too but it would be truly unfortunate if he/she was to eat a peice of meat with fish hooks in it. Or you decided to help your wonderful gracious uncle out by mowing his lawn and that pesky dog jumped in front of the mower. How bout this.......put your gear out of the dogs reach? Those are a few options.

 

[Torch]

put your gear out of the dogs reach?

Thats what I would do

 

[StRoNg_WoN]

Just hide your sauce somewhere else?

 

[Golden_Muscle]

hehehe, stupid dog. Why not hide it somewhere else?

 

[WARBIRDWS6]

I live by myself so i just keep everything in a drawer up high where the little mutant husky of mine can't get to it. but i lay my supps out on my bed at night and i'll be damned it every time that i fuck up and leave my bedroom door open....the bastard eats all my pills! expensive shit too...he always eats the CLA softgels and the cal/mag softgels. he won't eat the solgar vitamin or the ALA. but he will sometimes eat the cranberry caps. one time i found him with a blister pack of paxil.....holy shit good thing i caught him or he'd be dead eating 12 of those. then there was the other night when he got ahold of the melatonin in the dropper bottle.........chewed the dropper and it was all leaking out by the time i caught him. and of course twice when i went to wendys real quick he ate my IP winny i left on the living room table. This bitch has taken every medication known to man for christs sakes. These are only half the stories i got to tell on him. its like i live in a fucking prison since i have to watch my ass and close my bedroom door when i am not in there or else he'll eat all my stash!