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I had a bottle of wine and I'm pretty buzzed and almost drunk, it only has 12% fml, can't handle my liquor Luke back on rye day
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My tolerance sucks
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Not THAT drunk. Does feel Like pop Rocks in my stomach thoughk
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Holy hell, just had the best most depraved sex ever, did even things I never thought I would... Damn
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mm hmm...please continue.
C0LUMB0
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mistaballoonhands
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No way can you say that and then not give the deets!
I bet those pugs are worn out.
BwahahahahhahahahahahAa
Not only did I wake up all sore but he woke up frisky and we had another go at it, I cant sit right and I'm trying to walk as straight as possible.
My inhibitions were pretty low so when he was behind me and kinda slipped out and decided to take another route I asked him if I could take care of the other route with something else as well, took him a couple of seconds to figure it out until I pointed towards my night stand
Was like an hour and a half (shortly after the pop rocks post), awesome sex doesnt have to last hours, not the way I like it, too much friction burn
Nan. Wtf does pointing at the night stand mean?
That's where the pugs were sitting just staring at her.
Peanut butter or natural au jus?
couple of sickos up in here, stop projecting your peanut butter adventures on me, gross
the way you're dodging the question, it must've been some weird shit you did last night
must have been anal with lube
dry, just how she likes it
Holy fuck he DP me with a damn toy, it's not hard to figure out, gotta fucking spell shit out here 
Ironhide and Ratchet
I still don't get it
gross
Dicksepticons are all the rage
Bunch of sickos posting upwhat is going on in here
Lolol yup, threaten divorce, get drunk and get it on
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Cool story bro
What's the gonzo category all about? Is that chicks with big noses?
WoodyO
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Gonzo means the camera man is in the action.
lololol, what a terrible category name
WoodyO
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It's taken from gonzo journalism where the journalist immersed himself in the action of war, riots, etc. I'm not certain, but I think Hunter S. Thompson is credited with creating the gonzo style of journalism.
Well it wasnt like that, it was one in back and one in front, had a hard time though because we couldnt really get both in at the same time for long
you dont know what you're missing 
ever at least tried?
ever at least tried? 
DP is the most depraved sex you've ever had??!??
stosstruppe
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I lol'ed.
Rectumus Prime
Rectum? But I thought I was driving the speed limit
Lol I guess I'm pretty vanilla, lol, well I'm not, my husband is, the deprived comment was mostly because it was the roughest, hottest most intense sex we've had, at certain points I couldn't even breath, it was such a sensory overload, also he's usually not so passionate, we tried several dif things and I gave him like a 45 min bj in which I tried out different things, overrall awesome night.
He got me good again this morning, he actually rattled me too much and now my stomach hurts lol, I'm liking this being less of a bitch and high testosterone combo, its like he's a completely different man!!!
Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go join the gym and then go to Seaworld lololol
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Lmao!!
Fuck off you slimy dick licking vegan
lololol
I drank one of those 8.8% 24 oz beers Saturday morning. That's the equivalency of 4 regular 12 oz. beers..After that, I had mind blowing sex and then ate a bag of Cheetos, a Jumbo Jack, a plate of eggs, potatoes and cactus, mozerello sticks, jalepeno poppers. Lost 3 lbs. 4 times yesterday and still wanting more. Some things never change.
More wine today, had just 3/4 just tingly not tipsy
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More wine today, had just 3/4 just tingly not tipsy
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Lemme know when the tinglies turn into tipsies. That's when DP works best.
Lol, no shit he got me good yesterday and then again today, that's 4 times since Friday, I'm scared, am I dying?
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Cool gutdamn story
WoodyO
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So, he only goes fr the buthole then? Your vag is of no value to him.Lol, no shit he got me good yesterday and then again today, that's 4 times since Friday, I'm scared, am I dying?
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Lol, no shit he got me good yesterday and then again today, that's 4 times since Friday, I'm scared, am I dying?
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Don't get it twisted, he's only gone at you twice, DP doesn't make it 4 times.
well, he is a homo.
no, he never does just butt, usually does a while of both if he goes that route and it was only two of the four this weekend, and it was 4 times separate/total so STFU Cpt Fat tits
no, he never does just butt, usually does a while of both if he goes that route and it was only two of the four this weekend, and it was 4 times separate/total so STFU Cpt Fat tits
You mad bro? Sounds like someone needs a good butt fucking.
Trick question! she rarely gets that much peenar
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