My tire is flat and...

[superqt4u2nv]

I don't know how to change a tire.

 

[theoak01]

lol you for real? I can describe it if you want

 

[hamstershaver]

loosen the nuts, jack up the car, remove nuts and tire, put on new tire, put nuts on, bring car back down, tighten nuts, or show your tits and someone will change it for you

 

[Lestat]

time to learn!

or just get a hot guy to help you and give him a rusty trombone in return as a thank you.

 

[CFZB]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=how+to+change+a+flat+tire&btnG=Search

or call Somebuddy man.

 

[jerseyart]

Have Lestat blow in it.

The sailors claim he has mad skillz

 

[Razorguns]

it's official. you are a chick. no more bbf-alias rumors anymore.

 

[evansteve]

Just drive around on the rims, I've heard that works pretty good.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

it's official. you are a chick. no more bbf-alias rumors anymore.

Someone is outside changing it right now... I having boobies

 

[CFZB]

Someone is outside changing it right now... I having boobies

ohhh man.

(who Am I Kidding ? I would have Done It for you too. )

 

[from zero]

You can't be serious.

 

[jerseyart]

Someone is outside changing it right now... I having boobies

My car is having some electrical problems, can I borrow them for the afternoon

 

[superqt4u2nv]

You can't be serious.

I am sure I could change one if I had to but why bother if someone else can do it for you.

 

[Scotsman]

I am sure I could change one if I had to but why bother if someone else can do it for you.

This is why women get ripped of at mechanics shops, it is revenge for all the times the mechanic fixed some girls car growing up and just got a thank you.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Razorguns]

I am sure I could change one if I had to but why bother if someone else can do it for you.

Someone's acting like management now! Is MattSW rubbin' off on you huh?

 

[from zero]

I am sure I could change one if I had to but why bother if someone else can do it for you.

Way to represent everything I hate about people.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Step A: Stand outside of your car with cleavage visible; lean against car.
Step B: Wave hand at passing motorists while biting lower lip.
Step C: Flirt with first guy who stops until he agrees to fix your flat.
Step D: Blow him a kiss and be on your way, or if you like him, flirt some more until he gets the balls to ask you out.


Ohhh, if you wanted to do it yourself.......well what fun would that be?

I doubt I have ever heard of a chick changing her own tire.
Somehow a horny guy always appears out of nowhere to help.

 

[PICK3]

Someone is outside changing it right now... I having boobies

I kinda had a feeling this would turn out this way.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

This is why women get ripped of at mechanics shops, it is revenge for all the times the mechanic fixed some girls car growing up and just got a thank you.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Hahaha I gave the guy $20 for his time he didn't want to take it but I made him.

 

[canadianhitman]

Glad you got someone to help you out...BUT...how the hell do you not have CAA? With our winters the way they are and all, it's a must.

 

[jerseyart]

It never works for me, and I'm pretty sure mine are bigger.

Maybe its the way I jiggle

I'll work on it

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Glad you got someone to help you out...BUT...how the hell do you not have CAA? With our winters the way they are and all, it's a must.

I agree I used to have it ... I need to get it again.

 

[Scotsman]

Hahaha I gave the guy $20 for his time he didn't want to take it but I made him.

Bless you.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Way to represent everything I hate about people.

Say you had to bake a cake for whatever reason would you bake the cake or pay someone to do it for you?

 

[Scotsman]

Say you had to bake a cake for whatever reason would you bake the cake or pay someone to do it for you?

I have an oven, but I prefer pie

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[jerseyart]

mmmmmm pie


Hot apple crumb with ice cream


Yeah yeah, I know what you meant

 

[Scotsman]

mmmmmm pie


Hot apple crumb with ice cream


Yeah yeah, I know what you meant

It's just like warm apple pie.

We'll just tell mom we ate the pie.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[from zero]

Say you had to bake a cake for whatever reason would you bake the cake or pay someone to do it for you?

I was just joking, you weinerpenis.

 

[wootoom]

phone roadside. i hate it when that happens