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My thoughts on smoking

Well kids, if you remember me a few weeks back I made a thread about smoking my first cigarette. I thought I could just do it in social situations...once a week, bla. Well, now I've smoked at least 1 every day for the past...2 weeks. I dont think I'll stop, but we'll see.

Anyways, I see smoking a cigarette as similar to masturbating. You do it, get enjoyment during it, and you feel good for 10 minutes after it. That sorta thing. If you told a teenager "you can jack off...then do it again in 10 minutes...and then 5 more times today", they'd say "when do I start?"

Thats why a lot of people get hooked. I mean, it does feel good. The whole process of seeing the smoke come out of your mouth is quite calming....it just calms you down. I like to think of it as jack-off-in-a-bottle. That gives you cancer and makes you die 15 years prematurely.

Anyways no point to this just my thoughts at 3:23 AM. :heart:
 
SaturatedGoodness said:
Well kids, if you remember me a few weeks back I made a thread about smoking my first cigarette. I thought I could just do it in social situations...once a week, bla. Well, now I've smoked at least 1 every day for the past...2 weeks. I dont think I'll stop, but we'll see.

Anyways, I see smoking a cigarette as similar to masturbating. You do it, get enjoyment during it, and you feel good for 10 minutes after it. That sorta thing. If you told a teenager "you can jack off...then do it again in 10 minutes...and then 5 more times today", they'd say "when do I start?"

Thats why a lot of people get hooked. I mean, it does feel good. The whole process of seeing the smoke come out of your mouth is quite calming....it just calms you down. I like to think of it as jack-off-in-a-bottle. That gives you cancer and makes you die 15 years prematurely.

Anyways no point to this just my thoughts at 3:23 AM. :heart:

You should try heroin. It probably feels good too.
 
beastboy said:
That has to be the dumbest thing I've read.

agreed.

WTF people who can write start smoking in the first place is a pretty good question.

now :LockMe!: this mofing waste of electons of a thread... I want to read about how people QUIT smoking, not how they start. I get enough stupidity in a normal day to supplement it here (unless going on a jackangel's post bachanal)
 
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