my theory on the elderly

[macDbol]

IMO i think that most old ppl are annoying ass fucks because they are the ones that survived,,this is my point.....the ones who survived were the boreing ass lame ppl....the ones that are dead were the wild cool old ppl(few of them left with great stories btw)im talking about ppl who drank it up and went out dancing or some shit like that, its cool when u hear old guys saying they went out whoreing....started pissing fire and dipped their dicks in listerine to make it go away

 

[MaGilicuti]

elderly people are definently garbage. i hope be dead at 30

 

[MaGilicuti]

living long is fear of death

 

[john937]

i hope be dead at 30

Hope you get your wish.

 

[MaGilicuti]

Hope you get your wish.

i'll be taking you with me

 

[macDbol]

i'll be taking you with me

 

[kuda75]

damn how cant you like old people. im nice as fuck to them because ill be old one day and i hope people are nice to me. plus even the boring ones always have kickass stories to tell. they do smell though. i could live without that.

 

[MaGilicuti]

i'm nice to old people too, i never said i wasn't nice to them. i just don't wanna live that long. i totally agree with mac here.

if you die young you must have had a good time in that short period. most of the time... i rather live 1 day of fun then 100 years of nothing

 

[kuda75]

hell by the time i get that old they will beable to replace everything anyway. so ill be young again

 

[MaGilicuti]

elderly people rolling around in their wheel chairs taking their pills so they can survive another fucking day. what's the point? just die already seriously.

i don't understand wanting to live when your live is nothing already.

 

[All Natural Not Concentr8]

I'm with you guys... let's go get rid of the old people!!!

They clog our roadways, complain about everything, and on top of that, they get all the good parking spots.

 

[kuda75]

All Natural Not Concentr8
I'm with you guys... let's go get rid of the old people!!!

yeah but you must remember if it wasnt for all those old people none of us would be around. dont be so ungreatful

 

[Shrebly]

You come into the world naked with someone feeding you, wiping your ass and taking care of you.... you go out the same damn way.

 

[booger]

My Idea

Jack Kevorkian for Surgeon General.

 

[Milhouse]

Yep, I can see it now. Next week one of you assholes spouting off mean shit about old people will have some thread up here crying "Bro's, my Grandfather died, I am so sad."

I know this thread is a joke but if you were saying shit like this about handicapped people this thread would be deleted in 2 seconds.

 

[MaGilicuti]

not saying i want old people to die i am just saying i would never be old myself. atleast not right now. i dont' wanna live just for the sake of living