My stomach is singing whale songs

[jnevin]

You guys should really take more pride in your dumps If it was me the door would be half way open I dont give a fuck where im at.On top of that id be fanning the fumes to the passing pedestrians

Us yankees are just a breed above you rednecks.

 

[stephen4327]

ive taken a shit at a bus stop once in high school. used looseleaf paper to wipe

 

[shrimp poboy]

Us yankees are just a breed above you rednecks.

More like a bunch of pussys

 

[jnevin]

More like a bunch of pussys

Must be how we won.

 

[shrimp poboy]

ive taken a shit at a bus stop once in high school. used looseleaf paper to wipe

I just drag my ass on the ground after pinching off

 

[jnevin]

I just drag my ass on the ground after pinching off

lmao

When I was a kid I asked my dad if he thought the beast guy from Beauty and the Beast did that and he spit his beer out of his nose.

 

[shrimp poboy]

I actually disconnected all the stink vents in my bathrooms so I could concentrate

 

[gotmilk]

I'm slick.

No, I'm slick. I had those handicapped toilet railings installed in my office bathroom. I can put my feet up for extra leverage. Much like those metal stirrups.