My stomach is singing whale songs

[jnevin]

And I can't do anything about it because the bathroom is so close to our receptionist and it's like an amphitheater in there.

Discus

 

[binö]

-run the faucet water
-run the fan
-fake a cell convo, and just about when you're gonna explode, fake a loud laff to cover the sound
-slightly lift your arse of the seat, to reduce bowl echo (careful though, this could get messy if your angle is off)

 

[rnch]

with the size of your gut, fatty.........r u su-prised?

 

[nimbus]

tell her she's ugly, so she can't hear you over the sobs

 

[beach_bum_dude]

Sound off like the bells of St. Mary and when you come out....tell everyone it was her

 

[jnevin]

I really expected some solid fat jokes here after the way I worded the title to this.

 

[gotmilk]

Just rip it. Who gives a shit...no pun intended.

 

[jnevin]

Just rip it. Who gives a shit...no pun intended.

That's what I ended up doing. One of the guys down the hall yelled out of his office,"Are you fucking kidding me?"

I'm slick.

 

[stephen4327]

slick rick.

i cut the cheese all the time too at work. i just 'smelll it first' and ask others if they smell that, gross

 

[shrimp poboy]

You guys should really take more pride in your dumps If it was me the door would be half way open I dont give a fuck where im at.On top of that id be fanning the fumes to the passing pedestrians