My Sincere Apologies

[plifter]

Okay Everyone that was offended by my AIDS comment, I apologize. It was intended to offend May only. I didn't realize it would offend the entire world. I just get so sick of seeing May post about my dick 3 or 4 times a week. Everyone knows how big it is and obviously I'm not that ashamed of it considering I posted it on the sex board for everyone to see. I didn't even pay attention to may until he started ripping my physique. On a fitness board when you rip someone's body they will be pissed about it. My problem is with May, not everyone else.
In my defense however, it is common knowledge that gays and heroin junkies are at the highest risk of AIDS not 12-16 year old girls like Oak claimed. BTW I'm sorry about your friend Oak, I hope he lives a long time healthy like Magic Johnson.

 

[strengthmonster]

A man who admits his mistakes is a true man.

 

[Chosser]

Actually, you are all wrong about your stats. I am a statistician and know that the highest AIDS hazard rate is in Carnies. Nomads ya know, the filthy buggas they go from port to port. Got small hands, smell like cabbage.

 

[May1010]

Well, you'll have to just try harder if you really want to offend May1010. He's got a thick skin. ... and a thick wee wee too. But, you wouldn't know anything about that now would you?

Yeah, you're my sissy bitch boy.


I'll lay off you now. Fuck with me again and I'll inflict so much emotional distress on your sorry fucking ass that you'll be crying like a little girl on her first period!

Bitch.

 

[Cleaner]

May1010 ---

Your the biggest house of cards.
Don't shake it to hard.

I think you plifter more than you want to let on. Ummmmm What up with that fluffer man?

 

[May1010]

You think I "what" Plifter more than I want to let on?

 

[Cleaner]

Sorry "want"

I'm tryin to do my job @ the same time.

 

[May1010]

* LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY *


Unless Plifter attacks me again, I will not flame him anymore. I will say however that you're wrong.

You never should have taken that Psych 100 class.

 

[JUSTINCREDBOL]

Damn may, he's trying to aplogize and you come back with that shit? Someone should put super glue on your buttplug for that one...

 

[May1010]

He's not apologizing! If he apologized, I guess he'd delete his post!

 

[METHYL MIKE]

I apologize

Takes a big man to admit he made a mistake.

 

[May1010]

He apologized to everyone but me.

 

[Cleaner]

Say what you want.
I think you like the man.
His Tool got to you didn't it.
Shit admit it you have already came out of the closet once.

 

[METHYL MIKE]

He apologized to everyone but me.

Aww, dont feel bad may!! Besides, maybe some day hell offer to take you out, to apolojize , and you can slip a little somethin in to his drink, then you can have that dick you dream about ALLLLL night

 

[theoak01]

those stats may be for where you live they are different here,i do accept your appoligy because you admitted a mistake

 

[Milhouse]

I wasn;t offende by your comments just pissed cause I know when we make comments like that they tend to bite us in the ass sooner or later like I said in the post I put up.

Yes it does take a big man to apologize and for that I salute you you magnificient bastard just kidding.

 

[plifter]

I'm a woman trapped in a man's body!

Well, I went to the doctor today and I may have found out why my love rocket is a bit below normal and why I HAD tits. My testosterone level is way below normal. My level of free testosterone was supposed to be between 9.3 and 26.5 (not sure of the units). Mine measured an almost non-existant 1.3. The doctor suspects that I might have Klinefelters syndrome. Basically what he told me about it is that it caused me to be underdeveloped somewhat. He kept asking me if I had any gender identity confusion. I'm not sure what that was supposed to mean. Well for those of you that flamed my dick and my tits, you were poking fun of a person with a medical problem. So go find some midgets to laugh at and leave me alone!

 

[Frackal]

Well plifter, how long has it been since your last cycle?

 

[Milhouse]

Plifter sounds like your looking for sympathy from that last post. Well bro I "emphathize' with your condition but you have used anabolics and this shit can happen when using so it's not like you were born with it. So don't mention this in the thread apologizing for those remarks you made. The apology in the first post was justifiable enough.

To make it as excuse for dick size is an entirely different matter. Nobody asked you to put your cock on the net and you did. Would you even be mentioning this if everybody worshipped your schlong.

 

[May1010]

*** HUMPDAY BUMP ***

 

[METHYL MIKE]

who you thinkin bout humpin there may???

 

[May1010]

Guys that drive '85 Tapazes drive me wild!

 

[METHYL MIKE]

I dont think so may-you can dream about other white guys in 16 year old cars, but my ass belongs to someone else....BRITNEY!!!!