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no more porn 24/7 for me.... sigh.
byebye winter vacation.
byebye winter vacation.
My room-mate is back
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coldblue1955
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so i guess your roommate hates porn huh?CollegeKid said:
Buddy_Christ
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dealing with roommates and jerkin off...been there, done that.
1st roommate i had in the marine corps was some religious nut. not that there's anything wrong with being deeply religious, but this guy would try to preach to me. i'd be watching TV, see a hot chick, comment to myself, and he'd always have something to say about "saving yourself" or "that would be a sin" or whatever. oh, and he never left. getting quality time with myself was near to impossible.
second roommate was great. he'd hit the gym every night after dinner. i knew his schedule and i'd make sure i was there when he left. one day he said he wasn't going to the gym and wondered why i was asking. when i told him i was planning on squeezing one off while he was gone and that's what i did when he was at the gym everynight, he suddenly changed his mind and went to the gym.
had one roommate who would verify the time i was going to be back, and stated his intention to rub one off while i was gone. i'd always come back at least 1/2 hour later than i origonally said just so i wouldn't walk in on it.
oh, privacy was non-existant in our barracks too. we were in 2 man rooms and the bathroom was shared with the room next door. you could lock yoru bathroom door, but the lock was easy as hell to pick. had a next-door neighbor for a while that didn't care if he walked in on you or not. of course, he proceeded to show me his cock-n-balls when he was on test once and then explained to me that he was experiencing shrinkage and explained to me the ins and outs of test and how it affects your dick.
so really, you having to deal with one roommate isn't bad at all. try dealing with a barracks that's half full of perverts (and i won't deny it, i was one of the worse ones). guess nothing (besides tube girl) really shocks me anymore.
1st roommate i had in the marine corps was some religious nut. not that there's anything wrong with being deeply religious, but this guy would try to preach to me. i'd be watching TV, see a hot chick, comment to myself, and he'd always have something to say about "saving yourself" or "that would be a sin" or whatever. oh, and he never left. getting quality time with myself was near to impossible.
second roommate was great. he'd hit the gym every night after dinner. i knew his schedule and i'd make sure i was there when he left. one day he said he wasn't going to the gym and wondered why i was asking. when i told him i was planning on squeezing one off while he was gone and that's what i did when he was at the gym everynight, he suddenly changed his mind and went to the gym.
had one roommate who would verify the time i was going to be back, and stated his intention to rub one off while i was gone. i'd always come back at least 1/2 hour later than i origonally said just so i wouldn't walk in on it.
oh, privacy was non-existant in our barracks too. we were in 2 man rooms and the bathroom was shared with the room next door. you could lock yoru bathroom door, but the lock was easy as hell to pick. had a next-door neighbor for a while that didn't care if he walked in on you or not. of course, he proceeded to show me his cock-n-balls when he was on test once and then explained to me that he was experiencing shrinkage and explained to me the ins and outs of test and how it affects your dick.
so really, you having to deal with one roommate isn't bad at all. try dealing with a barracks that's half full of perverts (and i won't deny it, i was one of the worse ones). guess nothing (besides tube girl) really shocks me anymore.
IhateOsama
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Why can't you two practice on each other?
PIGEON-RAT
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man i walked in on my roommate so many fuckin times
once i told him i was goin to the gym, then when i got to the end of the hall i realized i forgot my water bottle and went back to the room
fucker already had his pants off and was at it
2 minutes hadn't even passed since i left the room
once i told him i was goin to the gym, then when i got to the end of the hall i realized i forgot my water bottle and went back to the room
fucker already had his pants off and was at it
2 minutes hadn't even passed since i left the room
Buddy_Christ
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lmfao Pigeon-Rat. i always waited at least 5 minutes, as i almost had that happen to me a few times as well.
i went to unlock my door once and my roommate started yelling frantically for me to go away. 10 minutes later he found me hanging out in someone else's room. i thought his face got sunburned it was so red.
was watchin porn in someone's room once and we started fast forewarding it. one of the guys was in the shower and the bathrooom door was cracked. he started demanding we rewind it because he was really getting into it and about to finish off.
i went to unlock my door once and my roommate started yelling frantically for me to go away. 10 minutes later he found me hanging out in someone else's room. i thought his face got sunburned it was so red.
was watchin porn in someone's room once and we started fast forewarding it. one of the guys was in the shower and the bathrooom door was cracked. he started demanding we rewind it because he was really getting into it and about to finish off.
