my penis is small. it is also shaped like an acorn.

[Sub-Zero]

if i get a pet squirrel and rip its teeth out do you think it will feel good when it nibbles on my cawk?

 

[Mr. dB]

"Glans" is derived from the Latin word for "acorn".

 

[Kano]

who cares

 

[Sub-Zero]

"Glans" is derived from the Latin word for "acorn".

nice so do u think it will work

 

[georgie24]

Rotf!!!!!!!

 

[Mr. dB]

Don't let Tiger88 know that you're planning to sexually abuse a squirrel.

 

[georgie24]

how about a blow job by a baboon? smother your wee wee in liquid banana concentrate

plus it can give you a hand job if you teach it to

 

[Sub-Zero]

how about a blow job by a baboon? smother your wee wee in liquid banana concentrate

plus it can give you a hand job if you teach it to

what if it rips your penis off, they are strong

 

[ksharp01]

Sounds like a personal problem that shouldn't of been shared

 

[georgie24]

use ALOT of KY jelly and baby oil, that way the more it tugs the more pleasurable!!