my ode to StarKist

[HappyScrappy]

Oh StarKist, you thing of beauty.
How I love you, let me touch your soul.
Touch my lips, oh fishy pleasure,
I yearn for what you hold.

Oh how I love thee, you Lunch-to-Go

hold me.

but no crackers please.


the end.

 

[the nature boy]

I like how he said "the end". if he didn't, I'd still be on this thread clicking the refresh button waiting for more.

 

[Raina]

I think that HS is quite possibly one of the most gifted poets of our time. This piece moved me to tears. Someday, when I get married, I'm going to put that poem on my wedding invitations....if I'm lucky and HS lets me.

 

[HappyScrappy]

tunafish, oh stuff of dreams
hold me close, and tell me stories
I love you so much you fishy thing
fish fish fish

not all poems have to rhyme you know.

 

[Raina]

not all poems have to rhyme you know.

REALLY!? You are so wise and inspiring.

 

[WODIN]

Clams Rule!

 

[The Shadow]

REALLY!? You are so wise and inspiring.

*ahem*


Wodin - I thought your personal experience would have put Crabs at the top of your list??

 

[WODIN]

Corn,

I have never slept with any member of your family. That should clear up your appearant confusion.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Corn,

I have never slept with any member of your family. That should clear up your appearant confusion.

aha!
I knew there was one out there.

 

[spentagn]

aha!
I knew there was one out there.

LMFAO!

 

[frorider6]

My tuna yesterday smelled kinda fishy.

 

[Y_lifter]

&& They call him FLIPPER, FLIPPER, King of the Sea..... &&

 

[smallmovesal]

i thought this was a thread about sunkist. nevermind.

carry on.

 

[HappyScrappy]

My tuna yesterday smelled kinda fishy.

I used to get the chunk light - it is cheaper, but is tougher, has more of a fishy smell, and has less protein per container.
so now I pay a bit more and get the albacore and my days are filled with fishy goodness.
it doesn't smell as bad, tastes yummy, and has a wonderful slimy texture that reminds me of home.

 

[frorider6]

I used to get the chunk light - it is cheaper, but is tougher, has more of a fishy smell, and has less protein per container.
so now I pay a bit more and get the albacore and my days are filled with fishy goodness.
it doesn't smell as bad, tastes yummy, and has a wonderful slimy texture that reminds me of home.

I had the Tuna-in-a-bag stuff. Tuna is supposed to smell like... well.... Tuna. But this smelled like the mud from a lake they just drained. I tossed it. Then took my trash to the bathroom and tossed that there.

 

[Y_lifter]

Speaking of flipper,
I'll never forget the look on my 10 yr old Daughter's face when I ordered Mahi at a restaurant,
and somehow the word Dolphin was used.

For a just Moment, before the explanation,
I was the Devil's Spawn in her eyes...

 

[frorider6]

Speaking of flipper,
I'll never forget the look on my 10 yr old Daughter's face when I ordered Mahi at a restaurant,
and somehow the word Dolphin was used.

For a just Moment, before the explanation,
I was the Devil's Spawn in her eyes...

What is the explanation? I knew once but forgot.

 

[Y_lifter]

The actual name for a Tasty white flakey FISH down here is Dolphin.
The Marketing weanier's now use the name MAHI MAHI to get over the confusion of people eating flipper.

So you will always see it referred to as Mahi on a menu or in the store, NOT Dolphin.

 

[Y_lifter]

My Co-workers were very clear in their opinions that Star Pissed Albacore is much more pungent than the regular Solid White tuna in water I usually buy.

 

[Raina]

*ahem*

Well I meant hat he was inspiring and wise for a non-mod. Obviously moderators have a supreme amount of widsom.

 

[Mdguy]

HS..........

How come I see a mental image of you dry humping Charlie the Tuna from behind?

 

[HappyScrappy]

Re: HS..........

How come I see a mental image of you dry humping Charlie the Tuna from behind?

sir - you are DEAD on!!! much like that little dog and the pikachu in that video (of which there is now an RKelly version)

 

[frorider6]

Re: Re: HS..........

sir - you are DEAD on!!! much like that little dog and the pikachu in that video (of which there is now an RKelly version)

I just saw that!!! I damn near pissed myself watching it. And this time it would have been unintentional.