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tinytank
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hey guys, remeber i posted up a few nights ago saying should i ask my boss for monday off ? well i should have, it was a great night, so good i never got home till after 5am, and i was up at 7.00.. and couldent eat anything all day. not good for training.
well the night started off just a few mates all from when i was in high school, just having a few beers, and just went round the pubs. untill this woman came up to us and said, we have a bus booked for some students to the famous nightclub FATTYS in scotland, it was bus their-entry fee-and bus back for , 5.00 pound when normall it would cost about 60 .so we took up the offer.
the night was good,danced alot, drank alot, and well, i turned a few girls down, i mean my mates were all gutted. i remeber this 1 point where i was danceing away like a fanny, and someone nipped my ass, and i could see my mate infront of me saying turn round, turn round. so i turned round to see this girl danceing behind me, and keep looking over to see what i was doing, i turned back round saying na, defo not my thing, then i get a slap on the ass. so i turn round and shout out " DID YOU NOT GET THE HINT YOU FAT BITCH, IM NOT WANTING YOU. " i sware thats word for word what i said. I was quite drunk by this time.
anyway the night went on, and near the end, TT almost had a rumble but didnt,
their were some big ass rugby players their in their tops and everything. and this guy pushed passed me, and smiled.like he was happy with about falling on my ass. he musta been about 6,3. and me being 5ft 2 and drunk, thought it would be a good idea to clip his heels while he walked away. the fucker almost fell over, then came back up saying he was gonna bang my head in. when like two of my drunken friends came over and started grabbing the guy. i was so drunk , that a girl came over that i had met in before that night, and started kissing me 
. and when i turned back round the bouncers had split it up.anyway after with a big talk with the bouncers, me and my friends stayed in the club, and the rugby jocks got thrown out.
and on the way out i could barely stand. got the bus back, almost got a slap aswel, this girl got on saying " god i danced so much, im sweating like a pig ", and me being as blunt as i could shouted out. " a dog barks,,, RRUUUFFFFFF ! " then the bus started laughing at her, so she moved up to the front, and her boyfriend starts giving me the evils ! and then we all started singing the football songs on the way home from the bus stop, singing in the streets. was a good night, i got in my house about 5 am. and up for work at 7am. oh the joy !
well the night started off just a few mates all from when i was in high school, just having a few beers, and just went round the pubs. untill this woman came up to us and said, we have a bus booked for some students to the famous nightclub FATTYS in scotland, it was bus their-entry fee-and bus back for , 5.00 pound when normall it would cost about 60 .so we took up the offer.
the night was good,danced alot, drank alot, and well, i turned a few girls down, i mean my mates were all gutted. i remeber this 1 point where i was danceing away like a fanny, and someone nipped my ass, and i could see my mate infront of me saying turn round, turn round. so i turned round to see this girl danceing behind me, and keep looking over to see what i was doing, i turned back round saying na, defo not my thing, then i get a slap on the ass. so i turn round and shout out " DID YOU NOT GET THE HINT YOU FAT BITCH, IM NOT WANTING YOU. " i sware thats word for word what i said. I was quite drunk by this time.
anyway the night went on, and near the end, TT almost had a rumble but didnt,
their were some big ass rugby players their in their tops and everything. and this guy pushed passed me, and smiled.like he was happy with about falling on my ass. he musta been about 6,3. and me being 5ft 2 and drunk, thought it would be a good idea to clip his heels while he walked away. the fucker almost fell over, then came back up saying he was gonna bang my head in. when like two of my drunken friends came over and started grabbing the guy. i was so drunk , that a girl came over that i had met in before that night, and started kissing me . and when i turned back round the bouncers had split it up.anyway after with a big talk with the bouncers, me and my friends stayed in the club, and the rugby jocks got thrown out.and on the way out i could barely stand. got the bus back, almost got a slap aswel, this girl got on saying " god i danced so much, im sweating like a pig ", and me being as blunt as i could shouted out. " a dog barks,,, RRUUUFFFFFF ! " then the bus started laughing at her, so she moved up to the front, and her boyfriend starts giving me the evils ! and then we all started singing the football songs on the way home from the bus stop, singing in the streets. was a good night, i got in my house about 5 am. and up for work at 7am. oh the joy !
