So I meet this guy today. He is 30 years old and Jewish. (Sorry HS). He has a 27 year old wife and his mother and law lives right next door. Yes, I meant to type mother AND law. Cause if you know Jewish women, you will KNOW what I meant.
This guy is going to make me a shit load of money. HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
So I take everyone to lunch. At first, he is like "oh that's ok... my wife packed me a lunch." So I tell him I am buying and he can have his lunch as a snack. Cool. So off we all go to CheeseCake Factory.
So we are sitting there and he tells us how he has been out of work for two months and his wife and mother AND law is getting on his nerves.. when he got this job, they were so happy. They were like (his words) "go get that money, go, go go get that money... if they say your hours is 8:30 to 5:30 you show up at 8 and don't you leave until 6" He was 100% dead serious. You could tell he wanted this job not just for the money, but because he wanted to get the hell away from them each day.
After we get back to the office, we get to talking about his salary and bonuses. He is getting $19 an hour and for every contact he makes that turns into a lead, the company gives him $200. For every lead that turns into a contract, the company gives him $2000. Plus I always give the person who brings me the lead I get a contract off $1000 out of my commission check. So he is like about to faint. The HR people never told him about the bonuses. So I tell him that he stands a very good chances of making an extra $10K every quarter in just bonus money. He just said with dead seriousness... "ok, just wait, we are both going to get rich fast."
I do fear he is going to have me running all over the country by next spring.
This guy is going to make me a shit load of money. HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
So I take everyone to lunch. At first, he is like "oh that's ok... my wife packed me a lunch." So I tell him I am buying and he can have his lunch as a snack. Cool. So off we all go to CheeseCake Factory.
So we are sitting there and he tells us how he has been out of work for two months and his wife and mother AND law is getting on his nerves.. when he got this job, they were so happy. They were like (his words) "go get that money, go, go go get that money... if they say your hours is 8:30 to 5:30 you show up at 8 and don't you leave until 6" He was 100% dead serious. You could tell he wanted this job not just for the money, but because he wanted to get the hell away from them each day.
After we get back to the office, we get to talking about his salary and bonuses. He is getting $19 an hour and for every contact he makes that turns into a lead, the company gives him $200. For every lead that turns into a contract, the company gives him $2000. Plus I always give the person who brings me the lead I get a contract off $1000 out of my commission check. So he is like about to faint. The HR people never told him about the bonuses. So I tell him that he stands a very good chances of making an extra $10K every quarter in just bonus money. He just said with dead seriousness... "ok, just wait, we are both going to get rich fast."
I do fear he is going to have me running all over the country by next spring.

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Fuck No! Make him work!